#implied pompous pep

[ectoplasmicsoda]

Long time no boy

[coockie8]

"au where everything is exactly the same only that black triangle is a boob window"

the concept of plasmius have a massive gaping titty hole that no one ever addresses is fucking hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂

The only way it's ever vaguely addressed is that's just instantly where Danny's eyes go whenever they're on screen together lmao

[icedghostlatte-art]

At my wedding? The nerve of some ghosts.

[vladdyissues]

Omegaverse au but everyone being naive about Danny and Vlad' relationship:

They started to get along? Finally. Less ruins in our city.

Danny spent Christmas with Vlad? Well, he was escaping the fight in his home.

Danny moved in with Vlad? It's because of the college there.

Vlad got a 1-year old daughter and Danny cares for her too? Wait, there's something strange...

Why do naive? because Danny never told friends or Jazz what ghost genders he and Vlad are (Sam, Tucker or Jazz never asked — he never told, they didn't even know halfas have ghost genders!)

They're such good friends!

[ghostblobbletea]

All leg

[harleyshahas]

Valentine's Day wip

Valentine's Day really wasn't her cup of tea.

Oh, sure she's had her share of admirers, secret and not-so-secret (one Dash Baxter came to mind and Jazz shuddered), but she had never been anyone's special someone on Valentine's Day and that suited Jazz just fine.

In high school she would find cards and chocolate in her locker, the occasional flower taped to the outside. She'd give the flowers to Danny and briefly scan the cards before throwing them away. The chocolate would be saved to share with Danny after school, a pick-me-up after another lonely couples holiday for her brother. While it never bothered her to be single, it certainly bothered Danny. Her little brother's big heart wasn't meant to be alone and while he could content himself to spend the day with either her or his friends, he never had any admirers for himself. At least, not ones without some sort of agenda. It bothered her enough that she resigned herself to stay single until her brother started his first relationship, so she focused on school and later on helping Danny and his friends catch ghosts.

She was happy for him when he started seeing Valerie, even if he didn't share the news with her, but she saw. Danny was an open book to her. She tried not to spend too much time psychoanalyzing him, especially with his... situation, but sometimes it couldn't be helped. She saw before he did that it wouldn't work out, not with how focused Valerie was on catching Phantom. It was a shame, because she thought they actually made a cute couple.

Danny and Sam becoming an item was also a long time coming, but she never liked to wonder whether that was a thing that would actually last. She didn't want to doubt their relationship, she certainly didn't want to doubt her brother, not with his already low self-esteem, but... they were friends first and foremost. Romance had never played a part leading up to a relationship and the pressure from their parents wasn't helping them. She wasn't surprised when they broke up the summer before Danny's first year of college. Luckily she had been home from her own college and armed with ice cream and bad action movies to comfort him as he cried silently on her shoulder.

Her final year of college came with the start of Danny's first and she helped him through the transition with late night phone calls and a multitude of advice for surviving the first year. She always knew her brother was smart, though. It came as no real surprise that he soon started to thrive, even if he was in Wisconsin, even if he was so close to his arch-enemy, but she told herself he could handle it. Her brother was amazing.

So when Valentine's Day rolled around and she called to say hi, she wasn't quite sure what to expect. Would he still be single? Would he have someone this year? Danny was far more socially accepted now that he was away from Amity, it was anyone's guess.

The phone rang a little longer than Danny would normally let it and Jazz rose a brow. She tried not to read too into it, but a slow smile started to split her lips. It was mid-afternoon on a Saturday, Danny didn't have classes and he had to be awake by now. Her hopes were starting to climb.

They completely soared when the line finally connected and Danny's voice hit her ear, sounding just a little too breathy for someone doing anything but what she knew he'd been doing. She laughed loudly into the phone.

"I don't wanna ask, but I'm going to anyway," she said by way of greeting as Danny sputtered on the other side. "Please tell me you're using protection."

"Jazz! Don't do this, please!"

She rose a brow. "Is that a no?"

"Ugh! Yes, we used protection, we're both adults who know better. What are you, mom?"

"I'm just looking out for you!" she teased. "So is this a steady thing or..."

"Or?"

She sighed. "I just... want to make sure you're not just rebounding after Sam. I don't want to pry but you know me. So how long has this been going on?"

Danny was quiet. There was some shuffling in the background, a voice she could barely hear, but sounded vaguely familiar, and Danny eventually let out a heavy breath. "It's... steady, I guess. We haven't... told anyone yet."

"Even Sam or Tucker?" She was rather shocked actually.

"I'm not sure they'd understand..." Danny muttered. "I'm not sure you'd understand."

Jazz pursed her lips. She walked up to the door to her apartment, cradling her phone against her shoulder as she fished her keys out of her purse. "Danny, I haven't understood more than half the stuff you've done since you got your powers," she admitted. She slotted her key into the lock and let herself into her one bedroom apartment, tossing her keys and purse on the kitchen counter. Collapsing on the couch with one arm over her eyes, she finally relaxed for what felt like the first time in days. "You know I support you no matter what, little brother."

"Yeah, I know..."

She smiled. "So who is it? Anyone I know?"

"Um..." she could practically hear the blood rushing to his face. "Kinda?"

Jazz hummed. She turned over all of Danny's friends and acquaintances that she knew of in her head. Sam was in Chicago and Tucker at MIT, so that ruled them out. She couldn't recall Danny mentioning anyone but his roommate and a few classmates over their many phone conversations. He had admitted to her some months back that he found the TA for his astronomy class was really cute and had confided in her that he might be bisexual. But he also said that his roommate was rather annoying when spent too much time with and those classmates had only been partners for various projects. The TA maybe? But, no, Danny said the guy was older and most likely straight if the wedding ring on his finger meant anything.

Her thoughts wondered over to the ghosts she knew of. Some of them were on relatively friendly terms with Danny and even more had developed a sort of antagonistic friendship with him. Madison wasn't nearly as haunted as Amity, but they still had their fair share of specters. Like the Dairy King and the Wisconsin Ghost-

Her brain popped. She threw a hand over her mouth and groaned loudly into the phone. Danny laughed.

"You OK over there, Jazz?"

"Please tell me it's not Vlad," she begged, deadpan.

"Wha-! How did- I mean! It's... not?"

She removed her arm from her eyes and glared at the ceiling. "Ah, yes, that was so convincing."

"How did you even guess that?!"

She sat up, pinching her nose. "He's a hot older man, Danny; you have a thing for hot older men. Not to mention that he's the only other halfa in existence and you two have had some weird chemistry since you were fourteen." She dropped her hand to her lap and looked to her coffee table.

Her heart stopped.

Danny continued to sputter in her ear, ranging from indignant to defensive to insecure, but Jazz couldn't hear him. Her blood rushed in her ears and her face went hot. Her hands grew clammy as a spike of fear shot through her.

Sitting innocently before her lay a bouquet of blue roses tied together with a blue ribbon. Set against them was a heart-shaped box of chocolate. She reached out with a shaky hand, turning the tag and reading her own name in neat, professional script. There was no sender.

"Jazz? Are you even listening to me?"

Jazz released a shaky breath. "Y-yeah, Danny, sorry." She cleared her throat, eyes never leaving the objects on her table. "Listen, l-let me call you back and we can talk about this more. Something just came up."

"Uh-huh. I'm sure it's not just because you're suddenly uncomfortable because I'm apparently dating Vlad."

She gave a short laugh, if only to ease her own sudden nerves at how someone had apparently broken into her home to leave her chocolate and flowers. She couldn't tell Danny that, though. He had enough on his plate and apparently a boyfriend to entertain. Plus it was Valentine's Day. She wasn't going to take this away from him even if she didn't quite understand it. She poked a single rose bud like it might bite her. "You know I trust your judgment, Danny." When nothing happened, she lifted the bouquet to her face, scrutinizing them with narrowed eyes. "If you want to date Vlad, it's not like I can do anything to stop you. I can only ask that you explain it to me when we get some time to do so. I still support you, little brother."

Danny's hesitancy on the other end was palpable and she couldn't help but smile. She raised the roses to her face, smelling their sweetness. Soft petals tickled her cheeks and a pink flush spread over her face. "I guess I'll talk to you later then," he said.

"Happy Valentine's Day, Danny. Go enjoy it," Jazz said.

"You too. Bye, Jazz."

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I haven't posted anything gross on this blog lately, huh? Well I'm still on a Danny Phantom kick so I've been thinking about Danny having sex with his teachers to bring up his grades so that he can focus more on ghost fighting.

And also because he's a horny bastard and Vlad lives too far away to be easily reachable.

[ave-aria]

Tumblr Archive Project

Due to Tumblr’s increasing incompetence I am in the process of moving all my fandom-based writing and projects to other sites! (Yay staff incompetence!)

Unfortunately over the years I have accumulated... a lot of writing. Taking a page from @ladylynse‘s book, this is a compilation post of all my Tumblr fan-projects from over the years as a reference point while I move them to Archive of Our Own and Fanfiction.net.

Links to the Original provided in the title; links to new sites afterwards. All Pairings, content warnings, and length included below.

Fandoms:

Danny Phantom Rise of the Guardians Legend of Zelda Avengers Crossovers

Danny Phantom

Oneshots:

It’s Not Fair - [FF]

Jazzfinds him there on the outskirts of Amity, away from the sirens and chaos, staring up at the stars. Rating: K+ / Major Character Death, angst Pairings: None Note: inspired by Polterrgeist’s art

Click - [FF]

“...And it Starts with the click of a button.” For the 10th Dannyversary. Poem. Rating: K / No Archive Warnings Pairings: Implied Danny x Sam Note: Poem. Written for the 10th Dannyversary

Some Nights He Chases Death - [FF]

“Because Death is all he knows / when life is circling the drain.” Poem. Rating: T / Death and suicide themes, depression Pairings: None Note: Poetry

Veggie Burger - [FF]

The flirting started out as a joke. Rating: K Pairings: Tucker/Sam (Veggie Burger) Note: inspired by ectoweenie’s picture

You Should Know - [FF]

“First of all... I’m Pregnant.” Val’s got some confessions to make, and maybe Danny does, too. Rating: K+ / Pregnancy Scare, Relationship Talk, Aged Up characters Pairings: Gray Ghost (established)

Endless Dreaming - [AO3] [FF]

Vlad wakes up in the aftermath of Nocturne’s defeat. Rating: K+ / Angst, Suicidal Ideation in the form of not wanting to wake up Pairings: Onesided Vlad/Maddie

Valiant - Fright Knight drabble - [AO3] [FF]

Fright Knight’s backstory. Rating: K Pairings: None Note: Inspired by drawing by Sarapsys

But It Said No Tears Shampoo -

Danny fights a hair-obsessed ghost. Puns ensue. Rating: K / No Archive Warnings Pairings: Light Paulina/Danny Note: Microfic

Not It! -

Rescuing Kwan from a ghost requires some team negotiation. Rating: K / No Archive Warnings Pairings: None Note: Microfic

Jazz’s New Dress -

Jazz has a new dress. Rating: K / No Warnings Pairings: Jazz/OC Note: Inspired by mostaxellent’s drawing

Break a Leg -

During Doctor’s Disorders. While admitted to North Mercy hospital, Paulina meets her hero Phantom. Rating: K Pairings: Pink Astronaut (Paulina x Danny)

Blood Blossom Brownies -

What would happen if Danny unknowingly ate blood blossoms? Rating: K Pairings: None

The Red Huntress’s Suit -

Val’s new suit. Ghost Hunting is part of her now. She cannot take it off. Rating: T / self harm, body horror, sleepwalking, manipulation Pairings: referenced Gray Ghost Note: Written for Angst Day

She Pulls the Trigger -

What does Valerie do when she learns Fenton and Phantom are the same? ...She pulls the trigger. Rating: T / Major Character Death(s), Gore, On Screen suicide Pairings: Gray Ghost

Left Behind - [FF] [AO3]

Danny can only save one of his friends - and Tucker has a sinking feeling it’s not going to be him. Rating: T / Major Character Death, survivor’s guilt Pairings: Danny x Sam

Paulina’s Prom Date - [FF] [AO3]

Microfic. Paulina has turned down 23 guys, Prom is less than a week away, and the rumors are starting to circulate. Rating: K / No Warnings Pairings: Paulina x Star, minor Danny x Sam

Ghost Zone Astronaut - [FF] [AO3]

Where no man has gone before... Rating: K Pairings: None Note: inspired by fishandfoxes’ picture

Ember/Youngblood -

Youngblood’s relationship with Ember is a bit... complicated. Rating: T / Underage, Eternal Child, Age Gap Pairings: Pirate Ember/Youngblood

Stars on your Skin - [FF] [AO3]

His freckles; her lips; echoes of the sky on your skin. Poem. Rating: T / Underage Pairings: Danny x Sam Note: Has already been flagged/deleted

Double Dating -

“What do you MEAN Fenton and Phantom are the same person??” Rating: K+ / No Archive Warnings Pairings: Gray Ghost, (Fenton/Gray, Phantom/Gray)

When Was the Last Time You Slept? -

Lancer debates what to do about his trouble student, Danny Fenton. Rating: K Pairings: None Note: seems to have gone missing? May have already been deleted.

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Multichapter Fics:

The Cycle Restarts - [AO3] [FF]

After Pariah’s defeat, Pandora and Frostbite fill Danny in on a little Ghost Zone history. Rating: T / Major Character Death Pairings: Gray Ghost

3 Sentence challenge; Danny Phantom AUs - [FF]

Danny and Paulina - Half Ghost AU

Val and Danny - GIW AU

Gray Ghost Zombie Apoc AU

Pitch Pearl - Halves (No AU)

Pitch Pearl - Little Ghost songfic

Vlad and Danny (Pompous Pep) - Simon Curtis songfic

Gray Ghost - full death AU

Vlad and Danny (Pompous Pep) - Vampire AU

Amethyst Ocean - PP Alternate Ending

Dani and Valerie - Roomates AU

Gray Ghost - Alien Invasion AU

Empty Apartment -

When the occupants of an entire Apartment disappear mysteriously, Team Phantom investigates. Rating: K+ - may go up Pairings: None yet Notes: Cannot find, may already be deleted

Burning Ice -

Danny and Vlad find themselves stranded in the middle of a desert. Rating: K+ Pairings: Pompous Pep (Vlad x Danny)

Phantom’s Cell Phone -

Valerie and Star glean information about Phantom by studying his cell phone. Rating: K / No Warnings Pairings: None as of yet Note: an antishipping prompt that people expressed interest in for continuation.

Danny + Skulker Teamup [unnamed]

AU. Skulker guides Danny as he hunts the ghostly Deathwalkers. Rating: K+ Pairings: Implied Amethyst Ocean Note: Inspired by Nikuberg’s AU and drawing

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Friendship Fics/Anti-shipping: Project I started with mixing two characters in a non-shipping relationship. ...Apparently I did not include all the ones I had written, so more will be added.

Collection on AO3 and Fic on FF.Net

Tucker and Valerie: Just Friends

Sam and Paulina: Knight and Damsel

Dani and Valerie: Drill Sargent

Valerie and Star : Trusted Confidante

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Rise of the Guardians

Bus Crash -

Jack Frost helps an out of control bus slide safely to a stop. Rating: K Pairings: None

Born In Darkness -

A car crash shakes Jack’s faith in his Guardianship. “Pitch was right. I leave a mess wherever I go.” Rating: K+ / child injury, angst Pairings: None Note: cannot find; might be deleted already

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Voltron

Homecooked - [AO3] [FF.Net]

"Consider: Hunk cooking recipes he learned at Vrepit Sal’s for Kolivan and the Blades, who haven’t had a home cooked meal in years… Rating: K Pairings: None Note: Gifted to Longpig on AO3

Respect in the Kitchen - [AO3] [FF.Net]

In the middle of the dinner rush, Hunk commandeers Sal’s kitchen. Rating: K Pairings: None

Do You Need A Hand? -

Shiro is a master of Prosthetic puns. Lance is less than amused. Rating: K / No Archive Warnings Pairings: None

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Legend of Zelda

Courage in Her Eyes  - [FF] [AO3]

Impa is injured, and a safe escape requires a different kind of strength. Rating: K+ / Character Injury, canon typical violence Oneshot Pairings: None

Avengers

Kitchen Vs Genius - [FF]

Tony tries to make breakfast, with disastrous results. Rating: K / No Archive Warnings. Oneshot. Pairings: Pepperoni (Tony x Pepper)

Crossover

One Of Us Is Gonna Have To Change (Danny Phantom/ROTG)

[Gen] Jack Frost invites Danny Phantom to North’s Christmas party. Rating: K / No Archive Warnings. Oneshot Pairings: None

The Exorcism of Ms Penelope Spectra (Supernatural/Danny Phantom)

Sam and Dean catch the whiff of an odd rumor involving a school counselor. Rating: T / Suicide Mention, Death, Child Death Oneshot - more chapters pending Pairings: None Note: Was never posted on my page; was sent via asks as a gift for  Sapphireswimming

Victory Road (Voltron/Pokemon)

Lance meets up with his Rival, Keith, on Victory Road. Rating: K / No Archive Warnings. Oneshot - request Pairings: None

Drift Dancing - (Miraculous Ladybug/Pacific Rim) [FF] [AO3]

Microfic. Preparing for their first drift, Adrien takes Marinette dancing. Rating: K / No Archive Warnings Oneshot - microfic Pairings: Marinette x Adrien

[ectoplasmicsoda]

Danny, Sam and Tucker all trying to hide Ghost significant others from each other is extremely funny to me

[ectoplasmicsoda]

Draco gets these for his dads but purposefully keep swapping them on each others keychains

[ectoplasmicsoda]

Pokemon Au Bloobloods

Preview:

'A giggle passed her lips before she could bite it down, her sneakers muffled on the thick plush carpet as she wandered inside and set down the healing pod on his desk. “Have a rough day, Detective?” She asked, glancing from the corner of her eye as he smashed out his smoke in an ashtray before walking closer, their hips almost touching as he reached for Houndoom’s Pokeball next to Jazz’s hand furthest from him.

“It’s sure been somethin’, the honeybee. Lost all four of my challenges today. I’m startin’ to think I’m losin’ my touch.” He grumbled head ducked for them to be closer, handing over the Pokeball. There was a strange thrill in holding the Pokeball, in being trusted with his Ace and Partner pokemon so casually. Most trainers never allowed her to put the Pokemon in the healing pod- preferring to place them in themselves.

Not Walker. No, he had, ever since that first year, let her do it, let her feel the warmth from his Ace seep through her hands and, secretly, into her heart.'

[vladdyissues]

Vlad is such a perfect male wife. He's so adorable when he looks desperate and lonely but even in this condition he can give the warmth and care for the person he loves.I just can't---

Danny, please, be gentle with this honey milk baby. When you grow up, Vlad can become the best wife for you.

Vlad is primo deranged waifu material 💗

[vladdyissues]

Vlad in Bitter Reunion was like: Hey, I've just met you. And this is crazy, but here's my number, so, call me daddy

That's—that's essentially what he said.

"RENOUNCE YOUR FATHER AND JOIN ME SO I CAN TEACH YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW IT'LL BE FUN DANIEL I PROMMY WE'LL RULE THE GHOST ZONE TOGETHER I'LL PAY FOR YOUR COLLEGE I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE STARS—"

[vladdyissues]

If Dark Dan is the product of Vlad and Danny's ghosts merging, it means they have 2 kids?! Now it looks like Vlad and Danny divorced and divided kids: Dani stays with Danny and Dan stays with Vlad (too much 'danno' in their halfa family... maybe this Vlad's obsession over his lil badger was the reason of the divorce)

(lmao, Dani is elder, just like Jazz to Danny)

Someone who has never seen the show would laugh and say you're making this up, but the rest of us know... that's pretty much the canon truth.

Clockwork The courts ruled that Vlad has primary custody of Dan while Danny has primary custody of Danielle (though she informally emancipated herself from Vlad and is essentially Danny's relative now).

[icedghostlatte-art]

Little Homewrecker

Context under cut

Danny was thrown into another Timeline after losing his own Vlad permanently.

In this timeline, Vlad married Maddie after the proto portal simply exploded and killed Jack Fenton in college, and later became a halfa himself when he stumbled across his wife's portal and activated it in a similar manner of how Danny activated his own.

Vlad and Maddie don't love each other, in fact, Vlad is afraid of her. He knows she knows what he is, and knows she's studying him. She hasn't acted yet, but plans to, as Danny learned later on.

Danny wound up on their doorstep injured and they took him in, and Maddie noticed the green in his blood.

Danny was afraid of her. He refused to be alone with her. Unlike his own mother, this Maddie had no bond with him. So he spent time with Vlad. She couldn't get him if he was always with someone else.

She left for a week to visit her sister and Danny ended up falling in love with Vlad, and Vlad him. Danny found out Maddie was planning to cut into Vlad at some point after snooping in her lab, trying to find a way home but unable to get into the portal due to it being tied to her hand print.

She managed to catch Danny alone when she came back and tried it on him, but Vlad caught her, and just like in the previous timeline similar to it, Vlad unlocked the portal and threw her inside.

[vladdyissues]

"Let's go water boy"

And from that day Danny had a pavlov arousal response to the words 'water boy' henceforth.

You can't tell me this isn't the face of a boy who's just learned an important truth about himself