#imtrying

[dvampy]

What if i wrote something funny and everyone reblogged and loved me

[yimena-joy]

Vaggie/Vagatha

(sometives i forget this place. Dx )

[eric-sadahire]

I'm doing one of those escape rooms today...

Well, work. I'm going to work.

But I'm trying to figure out how to get out of it.

[dildosandtoys]

my art block was still strong so I used a random base and fucked with it :3

[jaynetodd]

Hey, you guys! ✨ So, I'm Jayne. Yeah, like, that's my name. And I'm here. Because why not? Bruce, my dad (best dad ever, btw), was like, 'Jayne, you should totally get a Tumblr!' And I was like, 'Okay, sure, why not?' I mean, who's gonna say no to that?

Anyway, I'm kinda figuring this whole thing out. I'm told I'm supposed to make friends and maybe even, like, roleplay? Sounds fun! I'm pretty cool, so you should totally wanna be friends with me. I like shiny things, animals (especially fluffy ones), and I'm really good at making friendship bracelets. Like, really good. And yeah, I'm trying to skateboard, and I fall a lot. But it's hilarious, trust me.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm still learning the ropes here, so go easy on me. But if you wanna chat, or rp, or just, like, admire my awesome personality, hit me up! I'm pretty sure I'm the coolest person you'll meet today. And hey, if you have any tips on how to be a Tumblr superstar, spill the tea! I'm all ears.

Okay, that's enough from me. Go be awesome! 😉

[mysticvixin]

Doodle from stream today. I know it's not anything amazing but hey. I'm making progress and that's enough for me.

I'm not really good at drawing animals.. I want to change that.

[fearoflosingthis]

trying to accept that simply existing is enough

[littleplantfreak]

TL;DR

Umemiya Hajime x Reader

wc: <900

Sfw

In more words than I can make a title out of, you read to your boyfriend Umemiya after he breaks his glasses.

“…Plants form flower buds only when they contain reserve food. This is true of plants grown for flowers or fruits. Rapidly growing plants, such, for example as Dahlias that have been too heavily fertilized and grown on rich soil, will produce prolific plants, stems and foliage, but few flowers…Hajime? Are you snoring?” you ask, though by now in your relationship, you can tell the slow heavy breaths that come with your boyfriend mean he's dozing as he holds you, rather than listening to you reading it.

“…mmh, sounds good Pumpkin,” he mumbles, half asleep as you look up at him with a sigh.

“Did you hear anything I just read?” you ask, not mad, but certainly exhausted from the monotony of the book. Audels Gardeners and Growers guide volume 4 was not for the casual gardener, nor was it something you yourself were interested in.

Two days ago during a maybe too enthusiastic make out session in his room, Umemiya managed to fully crush his glasses, frames and all with his elbow, though neither of you noticed until you got up the next morning with one of the lenses having pasted itself to your thigh as you slept before uncerimoniously falling on the floor with a small tink as you got out of bed.

It wasn’t too big a deal; he barely used them unless he was reading...except for the fact that he reads. A lot. Much more than you’d think a retired gang leader would at least, and although it was cute for the first few minutes, him holding his book out as he tried to squint-read the words had become a problem. The squinting was giving him migraine that even he couldn't brush off as nothing.

“I’ll just read it to you until you get your glasses back from the eye doctor's. It's partially my fault they're broken anyways.”

“Really?! You're gonna read to me?” he’d asked, and you're sure if it were possible, he'd have stars in his eyes. That was when he drug out blankets from the closet and made mugs of tea for you both before settling you to sit between his legs in the recliner, having you lean back against his broad chest. The blankets over you were icing on the cake, leaving you both more than comfortable for this.

Cracking open the book, you began where he'd left off on the page, but the more you read, the less sounds and comments he'd make, until finally, painfully, you read to where you're at now, stuck on this chapter about plant fertilization.

"Hajime, your tomatoes are escaping," you say, testing just how far gone he is.

“Huh? Catch them,” he breathes, and you know for sure that he’s listening but definitely not listening.

He only really starts to wake up when you shake him awake with your laughter, his continued nonsensical answers cracking you up. You lost it when you told him he had to bounce on it.

"Bounce on it?

"Crazy style," you nod solemnly, doing your best Nosferatu impression before you bark with laughter. Your laugh dies down as his arm tightens around you, the haze of sleep finally clearing.

"What's so funny?"

"Oh, just that I both managed to convince you that your tomatoes were taking a vacation to Costa Rica, and that my middle name is William. You said it was beautiful," you snicker, feeling him chuckle as he leans forward to blow a raspberry right on your cheek.

"Wha- A sneak attack?"

"That's what you get for bullying me in my sleep." You can recall a few times he's bullied you in your sleep and it wasn't anything as innocent as this.

"That's what you get for falling asleep while I was reading to you."

"It's not my fault your voice is soothing. I don't think I've ever slept better. Maybe you're a siren? Hypnotizing and tempting me into sleep infested waters," he teases, closing his eyes and pressing his lips to the crown of your head. He definitely been reading too many bedtime stories to his siblings again.

“You’re lucky you’re cute, because you are also insanely cheesy,” you laugh, dog-earring the page in the book. While this wasn't productive for reading, you can't say it wasn't at least relaxing to a point.

“I’m lucky you’re mine,” he smiles, leaning back in the recliner further to curl you up closer in his arms. “Will you read to me again sometime? I can’t promise I won’t fall asleep, but I really do love hearing your voice.”

It’s a bit embarrassing to hear, because you know it’s true. He’ll call you any time you’re free, saying that he just really missed hearing you. Looking on his phone, he’s saved every voice message you’ve ever sent. He’s absolutely shameless about you and you can’t bring yourself to be anything but shameless about him too.

“Mm…I guess this siren can spare a little of my voice for you.”

[tinyfantasminha]

Does anyone think it's weird that the halloween event is happening so soon this year. Does anyone think it's strange that we got a teaser AND we are having the abema stream still in september. In the previous years, the stream always happens in mid-october and the event always starts around the 20th (It started on the 20th for playful land, and in the 24th for glorious masquerade) why is it that the event is starting on early october this year.

What if this just one BIG event that will be split in 2 large parts and the second part will be christmas themed. What if we get the other half of the cast that didn't appear on the halloween event. What if haha

[corntort]

ive been trying to stay awake for 4 hours

[aeris-blue]

V is for Viktor from Arcane ^^

[vypridae]

guys if i die of coughing death please gift ownership of fft to both nix and nova equally

[calicotisane]

Chapter 3 Page 47

[pervertwhore]

WHAT. IS.TJIS.

[sarah-sandwich-writes]

Fumking sidfferinggg

[anxiously-awaiting]

speaking of daybit also <3 colored image that gave me a headache fdkjslf