#in Australia

[louisupdates]

Louis Tomlinson via Instagram story [4.2.2024]

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

saw 'from the river to the sea' graffiti yesterday

[justarandomgirly]

[daenystheedreamer]

if i was like five paces to the left crazier i would write an australian gold rush in ballarat au where theon is a convict shipped over from britain. idk what robb would be but they would fuck in the mines probably. or during the eureka rebellion and they die in the eureka stockade. thankfully im not crazy. im not crazy. im not.

[nonbinarygerard]

photographing oil paintings is so hard I hate it. worst part of oil painting is having to photograph it. my photography teacher who does commerical art photography as in she professionally takes pictures of artists work, she literally doesn't take oil painting pictures anymore bc it's too hard and she gets the paintings 3D scanned and that's so real of her. one day that's what I'll do and you can see my oil paintings in all their glory or I guess ugliness haha whatever you think of them

[roachmattea]

where is kal. also.

[seokhaoenthusiast]

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이제 완벽하다! #합체 #97_명민밍

Now it's perfect! #United #97_MingMing

[dracolunae]

I just had the shit scared outta me by some incredibly illegal fireworks

[cover-me-in-gasoline]

Gonna read that last part about a million times before it finally fucking sinks in

[louisupdates]

Louis Tomlinson’s hand is seen in jadelynguyen IG story

[asbestieos]

btw i think the 4* idol uniforms of the fs2 scouts are like. ES2’s idol uniforms. theres just something aussie about them

[justarandomgirly]

[tangerinequeen19]

Surprised he didn't hit that unfollow as soon as he landed tbh doyknowhaimean

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[nando161mando]

[batshit-auspol]

For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.