#in every form

[seeminglydark]

I'm with you every step of the way.

Stay safe, and for fucks sake protect each other. You belong, you're loved. You are so beautiful. And if we cannot find our joy, then we will make it!

Burn bright in the dark, babes.

Xoxo from your friendly neighborhood middle-aged enby punkass bitch, RJ <3

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[spacehomos]

Gang…… I’m staring Soviet holmes and gwt ready

[thesetwoidiots]

Tony: I know this will come as a shock to you, but not everyone cares about class and status.

Stephen: *Gasps*

What If!Stephen: Ew.

[dancingwiththefae]

I made sausage leek and potato pasties and they came out great so now you have to see them too

[1sick-puppy]

Happy birthday Baxter

Baxter ward, NSFW birthday post!!!

okay, so think a minute. you're letting yourself into his apartment, you're coming back from whatever you do for work, it's Baxter's birthday and the moment you see the birthday boy, you were planning on showering him with kisses and soft whispers of "happy birthday" and "thank you for being born". he should still be at work but the minute he's through this door, he's yours. for an hour or two that is, there was a party later in the day with all of your friends there to celebrate the lovely existence that is Baxter Alexander Ward.

so imagine your surprise when the man himself is sitting so delicately on his couch, legs crossed, still in that crisp black suit he wears to work and ,as you let your gaze drop a little,.. black, shiny, and downright delicious high heels. you feel a little dizzy as you look back up to his face and he's wearing this smirk, like he knows he already has you and he does, he owns you now.

you're slow to walk over to him but quick to drop whatever is in your hands. Baxter looks pointedly as the stuff clatters to the floor, he huffs out a laugh but stops when you stand right in front of him. you stare each other down, no one speaking, and you drop to your knees right there. with a thump, you have to look up at him now and you wonder if he hadn't expected this effect the heels had on you already because his eyes widen a bit before they're set to this almost heated look.

he uncrosses his legs and leans forward to touch the side of your face, you shift your face and nuzzle your mouth into his palm, kissing it softly. you're red in the face as you look up at him with pleading eyes and a question at the tip of your tongue. "can I touch you please?" Baxter cradles your face and smiles adoringly at you "of course, darling, make me feel good, okay?". you're muttering "thankyouthankyouthankyou-" as you move your face away from his hand and rub against one of his thighs. slowly you nose at the bulge in his pants and practically slobber all over the crotch of his slacks. Baxter exhales shakily and extends one of his legs to press the heel of it against the straining hard on in your pants.

you whimper and fumble impatiently with his belt and quickly unzip his pants. you touch the waist band of his underwear and look up at him, waiting on a nod from the beautiful man above you before you pull down his boxers and grasp his cock, already half hard. you lick a slow stripe up his dick before you swallow him down to the base, groaning. Baxter moans low and needy as he grips your hair tightly. you're slurping him down and he cant help but buck his hips, the tip of his dick hitting the back of your throat. you take the time to look up at him, your eyes meeting and something just snaps.

he grabs your face and mumbles "open up a little more, darling, please" before pushing you back down, your nose buried in his pubes and tears in the corner of your eyes. you're gripping his thighs like a life line. Baxter groans at the feeling of your throat flexing, adapting to the intrusion of his dick down the channel of your throat. he sighs as he slowly pulls back until the tip was just sitting on the edge of your tongue, you took a few wheezing breaths before letting him thrust back down your throat, fucking your face. you try to relax your throat during the brutal fucking,until you can feel his thrusts getting faster, sloppier, his moans breathy and getting higher in pitch and he's cumming down your throat. you moan and wait for his hips to stop moving. he strokes your hair for a moment before pulling you off of him, you breathe shakily and open wide, showing him how you swallowed everything. he grins, wide and softly pulls you into a kiss. as he draws back, he says, "so good ,darling, you deserve a reward." he gently pushes you back a step and extends his leg toward you, these perfect legs with those delicious high heels at the end of them. he smiles sweetly, "you know what to do" you blush furiously and slot your body over his leg and grind yourself harshly on his high heel shoe. you're panting and moaning and so so close already. Baxter strokes your head and lifts your chin up so he can watch your face as you get yourself off on his leg. like some dog.

looking at his face, at the way he looks at you as you take what you need from him, your whole body stiffens up, shaking and crying, you cum in your pants, sobbing "thankyousir,thankyou-" Baxter hums and pats your head as you two recover from your highs. you're resting your head on his thigh as he cups your check and turns your head to face him, softly he says "I hope you don't think we're done, you made such a mess all over these wonderful heels I just bought, I think someone needs to clean them up".

this is in honor of Baxter Ward and inspired by an artist on Twitter, Void or 2amCryptid, they drew the B man with heels on and I got so hard, I almost passed out. this is my first time writing something like this with an actual character in mind so sorry if its OOC, I heard he was dominate though? I tried! anyways, happy birthday Baxter baby!!

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

The fact that I haven’t really been on here much for the last year and a half and I come back to find you’re still posting deranged shuji shit brings so much joy to my heart 🖤 I LOVE YOUR BLOG OKAY

I'm barely here but as long as i LIVE i will be posting the most unreasonable shuji content my heart will allow. Now speaking of deranged shiji shit that no one asked for or wants at all

I can see him going buck wild at an icp concert in his youth. I've been giggling about this image my whole shift. This is truly deranged and im not proud. But but but can't you see teenage lanky shuji with paint running down his ecstatic face, tank sticky and disgusting with faygo?? No? Just me?

Hes a freak!!!! He loves to mosh and fight and dont make me pull out my synesthetic notes on why he'd love this scene!!! And name an event that he could get flashed tits as much as anything with that crowd? He thrives for a night.

[foxglovecove]

Contributing to the “we were robbed” of 1960s fem Aziraphale and Crowley agenda

[londondziban]

curled my hair hoping to look like this

and instead ended up looking like

[lucigoo]

My Bagginshield animal au art and the fics they belong too.

Wait for me in the Aurora Bearalis

Summary: Bilbo is a red panda. He had had a good life. He had managed to make it to 64 seasons (16 years) when most red pandas were lucky to make 40 seasons (10 years).

Thorin doesn't want to say goodbye to his little Orso, but he had too, hopefully they can find one another in another life.

I've found Frodo ....and he found you?

Summary: Canine distemper has stolen all of the Bagginses away apart from Bilbo and little Frodo. No he has to find his kit, who has wandered off, again, and keep them safe from "The Sick". If only he wasn't alone doing it.

Sharing Spaces (Because you want me to)

Summary: Thorin has been relcated to a new zoo, he needs a friend. Well, th ehumans think he needs a friend, Thorin disagrees.

Bilbo just doesn't want to be alone anymore.

Losing a family but gaining a pod

Summary:Thorin is one of the few adult belluga's in his pod who is unmated. he wants to spread his fins and explore, hopefully finding one.

He swims upon a sad and heartbroken Bilbo Baggins, a lonely little narwhale. His heart calls for him to care for Bilbo, and that is what he will do.

A Pasture Too Small for A Bovine’s World so Large

Summary: Bilbo is an odd Highland Bull, so odd that he has had enough and takes Primula, Drogo and baby Frodo to find a new place. A new home.

Thorin and his family are a strange little herd of Bison, a strange herd for room for a few other strange bovines.

[4emily4everago]

you teach me more about myself every time i’m with you

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[jobooksncoffee]

My heart 💔❤️‍🩹❤️♥️

Don't be afraid, for in a thousand years,

in any version of reality,

I'll find you,

And I'll always be there

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that languages change over time is so funny to me. we have thousands of language that work perfectly well, but no that's not good enough, we need to keep fiddling with them. no not making them better, just making them different. why? well, humans enjoy making up words and phrases. for fun. enrichment activity

[salamispots]

it got turned into a 17" x14" pillow instead haha