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NEW DANA LUMITY ART (alongside more!!)

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Filth Alphabet: Frank Castle

A=Aftercare

He´s the king of aftercare. Frank just knows exactly what you Need and will get you water, Food, cuddles, a bath or a massage. He doesn´t rush either, he just makes sure that you´re relaxed and content

B=Body part

Frank is very insecure, he just thinks every part of his Body is sullied somehow and he doesn´t think his scars or the way he Looks are attractive. However he likes seeing how small his partner´s Hands are in comparison to his

on his Partner he loves their eyes, they differ so much from his own. The look in them is so open, bright and innocent. All things he lost a long time ago

C=Cum

doesn´t cum a lot, but it´s verry thick

D=Dirty secret

is actually into the whole maid outfit thing but is embarrassed and doesn´t bring it up

E=Experience

he has a lot. Be that flings or true love, he definitely knows what he´s doing.

F=Favorite position

Either you riding him or missionary, plain and simple

G=Goofy

actually a big fan of casual sex, it means the world to him to be this close to you and still be able to talk and joke around. This just feels like home to him.

H=Hair

he doesn´t shave completely, but trims

I=Intimacy

By far the most important thing to him, without it it just doesn´t feel right. It´s all about showing love and being close

J=Jerk off

doesn´t do it that often because he doesn´t feel the need to, when you´re seperated for a long time he´ll definitely have phone sex if possible

K=Kinks

Frank doesn´t strike me as a much kinky guy tbh, he just prefers the privacy and romance about sex. Though he does like to pull your hair, dirty talk is also something he´s into and maybe even a breeding kink though that´s a very touchy subject

L=Location

not fond of public sex, earlier in your relationship you had semi public sex quite a bit, but it got too risky over time, so he really preferes the peace and quiet of your home

M=Motivation

the way you lick your lips, when you put your hands on your hips, your laugh, when you compliment him, your smile in the morning and evening when you´re tired

N=No

anything that degrades you or him, pain play, knife play, military role play, choking

O=Oral

His favorite, equally excited about receiving and giving. Loves to just grip your thighs while he´s at it, gets very into it and is very touchy. You´ll hear the sweetest moans when you pleasure him orally.

P=Pace

Doesn´t have any preference really, it just really depends on the mood, though he loves slow sex. It´s just more intimate to him.

Q=Quickie

He´s not totally against it, but definitely prefers longer sessions. Sex isn´t about the physical things for him, it´s about love and how much you mean to him

R=Risk

He would definitely want to try new things once in a while, but Frank doesn´t strike me as someone who would try crazy things, if you bribe him enough he´ll do it but with lots of preparation and research

S=Stamina

I mean, he´s a soldier, his Stamina is Pretty much endless, despite his Sleep Problems. He could go for multiple rounds if you´re up for it

T=Toys

He´s Pretty old-fashioned, so that´s a no for him. But honestly, his Body is enough to please you, he doesn´t Need any Fancy toys

U=Unfair

Frank isn´t one for teasing at all. It neither does Appeal to or makes sense to him. He just wants to make love to you, not make you wait

V=Volume

Very quiet. Not because he doesn´t enjoy it, quite the opposite. Frank enjoys your Company so much that he doesn´t want to disturb the Peace he feels with you. He´d rather listen to you all night than to voice his pleasure. If you don´t like it that he´s quiet though and tell him, he won´t hold back anymore. You´ll hear mostly husks and grunts from him though

W=Wildcard

In your first Apartment together, Frank and you managed to crash the bed (it was a crappy one but still). He´s still embarrassed About it and is extra careful from then on

X=X-Ray

He doesn´t have an overly large cock, but he´s a tall man, so even if it´s average it´ll be quite big. It´s more on the thicker side with a prominent vein though

Y=Yearning

His sex drive is not that high, used to be in his teenage years but with his choice of Career there are more Pressing matters to him. However when he´s home with you, Nothing to worry About, he does give in to his Libido. You are just irresistible to him

Z=Zzz

To Frank Sleep doesn´t come easy, it never has and it never will with all the shit he´s been through. However he does Sleep easier with you around and after sex. But sometimes he just feels safer when you´re asleep in his arms and he watches over you

[punk-rock-pixie]

A-Z you obsessed dork

Rude, but… warranted

Any specific Freddie outfit thats your favorite?

Defs either his outfit for Radio Ga Ga or Crazy Little Thing Called Love

Brian or Rogers hair?

Brian’s, although, Roger’s green hair was iconic lmao

Cars or Bicycles?

Christ.

Deacy or Deaky?

I always said Deacy 

Ever freaked out in public because you saw/heard something queen related?

I literally flipped when I saw John Deacon at Golden Globes 2019. He looked great!

FMKK with the boys

Is it fuck marry kill kiss?? I would not wanna kill anyone oof

Fuck Roger, Marry Brian, Kiss Deacy, Kill Paul. 

Greatest Brian Song?

HAVEYOU HEARD NEW HORIZONS YET. IT CAME OUT JANUARY FIRST THIS YEAR. I also really love ‘39, Driven By You, and No One But You

Have you ever had a dream with a member(s) of Queen? Give the details!

YES. I’ve had this reoccurring dream that I saw Queen front row and everyone was young, but Adam Lambert was front lining in like a Part City quality costume. I kept making eye contact with Brian May. After the show, he finds me and takes me backstage. Suddenly, I have a sack over my head and brought to a second location. When I get there it’s like the lamp-in-your-face interrogation scenario. I’m tied to a chair, and I hear Brian and Roger both saying “What was your motive? What were you doing here” the whole time I’m like “… What????” John says that apparently I’m here to kill Freddie and Lambert was a decoy I guess??? And I was like “Well this is NEWS TO ME. I was mostly here to listen to good music and probably flirt with Brian.” It keeps going like this. Suddenly, Freddie walks in and has like a thousand year stare and he goes “You’re all…. fucking idiots. You brought the wrong one! That’s not him!” and he unties me and apologizes and so does the rest of the band. So I am about to leave and he continues “It’s too bad we can’t have any witnesses to things like this.” and BRIAN JUST???? SHOOTS ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD???? AND I WAKE UP????

Is there any Queen song thats YOUR song?

‘39 and Love of My Life. 

Johns best sassy moment?

The entirety of “It’s a Hard Life” he’s just not having it. The eye roll at 3:06, the pose at 3:14, the character walk

Also this

Killer Queen or Another One Bites The Dust?

Probs Killer Queen just because those guitar riffs.

Late 70s Freddie or Early 70s Freddie?

Late 70s

May or Mercury?

May

Nevermore or Dear Friends?

Dear Friends

Opinion on Hot Space?

Not my fave, but not,,,,,, terrible???

Pick a member and talk about the best things about them!!

I go off about Brian a lot. Let’s talk about Roger real fast. 

He literally wrote an angry letter to critics, he defends the FUCK outta Freddie to the media, had a statue of Freddie taken and put into his garden…. This man does not give a SHIT. Also he has sick tattoos now. He went from twink to badass grandpa, and I’m living. 

Queens best story?

Their scrabble adventures I think. Brian won with like 148 points for a word and Freddie got PISSED

Roger in the 70s or Roger in the 80s?

70s. We love that falsetto 

Sheer Heart Attack or News of the World?

Sheer Heart Attack

The best part of borhap?

Uhm probably the farm scene. Also whentheyshotliveaidonthefirstday.

Also when Deacon starts going into “Another One Bites The Dust” and says “It Will be great…. if you all could just… shut up and play” 

Under Pressures best line?

And love dares you to change our way ofCaring about ourselves

Very best Queen song?

Do NOT make me choose. 

What concert would you go back to and why?

I would love to see them when they were still performing in pubs. I love bar gigs so much because you feel up-close and intimate with the music and band. 

X one queen album from existence

Erase one? Hot Space

Your favorite thing about Queen is?

How experimental they were, and their use of music theory and harmonies. Also, I’ve done this rant to my sister and my partner now about how much I love when music is bounced between different channels to get that 3-dimensional sound. Basically, when you listen with headphones and you hear it in one ear then the other. In 7 Seas of Rhye during the “Forever” part, they bounce the channels left and right then center it, and I literally stop what I am doing to listen to that. They do that in several songs including Bohemian Rhapsody, and it just gives the music so much more dimension.

Zero singing parts but you write all of the songs or almost all of the singing parts but you write no songs?

I’m really bad at writing songs, so probably sing but write none. 

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so you’ve heard of the cheerleader!neil au where he used to cheer (if you’ve never heard of it check it out here) but are you ready for

the au where he never stopped

alternately titled the vixen!neil au

- he’s a good cheerleader, okay. gOOD. the vixens’ coach knows it. his high school coach knows it, despite how much he tries to hold back. 

- he pretended to not know how to do a back handspring at the first practice. 

- he tried so hard. 

- then he realized they wouldn’t let him on the team without one and miraculously learned it. 

- neil josten is Not Smooth

- he never stops pretending not to know things

- his coach never stops being Tired of His Shit

- anyway, he’s scouted by the Vixens’ coach at a Millport game where they’re doing halftime- since it was just a halftime performance where no one would care he mAY have done some killer tumbling passes in the spur of the moment

- cue high school coach groaning in the background

- “goddamnit neil you TOLD ME YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THOSE REBOUND JUMPS EVEN WERE”

- anyway my son here gets somewhat forcibly recruited in a similar situation to Wymack’s attempt but involving abnormally sharp stilettos and an attempt at suffocation via pom-poms

- his reasoning is basically “yeah ok i shouldn’t be in the spotlight but hey i’m not playing exy. no one will suspect a thing. this is literally cheerleading.”

- i mean really, no one cares about competitive cheerleading except cheerleaders. this is a great plan.

- also, he’s somewhat in the exy loop and knows that kevin is at palmetto state. neil is so glad he isn’t going for exy. that would be terrible. he can’t even IMAGINE how awkward it would be to be on a team with that guy he was with that one time his dad sliced up a guy in front of them

- that would be awful

- so yeah neil’s a vixen now

- the only guy on the team r i p

- poor boy is picked on so much by the coach because yOU ARE THE SOLE PRODUCER OF TESTOSTERONE FOR THIS CLUSTERFUCK OF PANSY ASS COLLEGE STUDENTS AND HEY YOU’RE NOT FUCKING ALLOWED TO COLLAPSE GET UP

- she loves him and shows it through forcing him through ten laps every time he fucks up

- as it turns out he’s a pretty Okay flyer but like…not the very best so he doesn’t do it often 

- but his tumbling passes

- oh his tumbling passes *sigh*

- kinda like this

- he can do crazy stuff ok like he starts out with like half speed and these freaking summer practices are bringing it uP

- so eventually school starts and of course people see him, the one guy on the team, and many assume he’s either banging half the team or gay

- he does nothing about rumors about him unless directly confronted, in which case he usually brings out the “i don’t swing” spiel

- the one time someone tries to make fun of him is the most likely time for it- the girls dragged him out shopping. he’s in a pink convertible with like, 10 girls and an obscene amount of shopping bags

- they picked him up after practice with “get in loser we’re going shopping”

- he didn’t actually get in, one of the larger-built back bases picked him up and just threw him in like he weighed nothing

- but anyway someone yells some generalized “you’re gay lol” type insult at him

- and these girls are on him in a s e c o n d

- the poor guy needed 15 bags of ice for all the burns

- afterward they were talking and some girls were talking about how apparently they were too affectionate and people thought they were dating and one was like “maybe it’s because i have a big L E S B I A N CRUSH ON YOU” in a very sassy, janis ian way and everyone laughs and poor neil is so confused and they were like “what? you don’t get it?”

- long story short, neil has like twenty new outfits and a disgusting amount of eyeliner and vixen movie night became a thing and the season hasn’t really even started

- he eventually meets the Foxes when Dan and the Vixens’ captain decide they don’t have enough camaraderie and the first fox-vixen get together is arranged in the basement of fox tower

- the foxens

- neil babbles about exy for ages and all the foxes are surprised about how much he knows

- the vixens are not

- they put up with him for the entire summer. when it wasn’t cheer it was exy. always one of the two.

- wow did you see nationals? I can’t believe how well mason’s flyer pulled off that triple- “NEIL” you guys were at last year’s third game? andrew minyard was so- “nEILLLL”

- anyway, he’s a bit awkward around kevin because you know that thing but kevin doesn’t recognize him. it’s great. he talks strategy for ages; he’s been watching their games and has been dying to chat about ways to improve on what he’s seen of the team or strategize

- kevin is surprised at first but he ends up talking animatedly about exy. kevin’s a good guy, and he respects the work the cheerleaders put in, but he wishes neil played exy because he knows w a y more than the surface amount kevin expects from most cheerleaders and that’s p useful

- andrew is there, not really in a conversation, but he lurks on the outside of neil and kevin’s and pays attention because this boy is Pretty and Interesting

- matt also pays attention and ends up in the conversation after a little while because he’s supportive of the vixens’ only male cheerleader and he has to make sure neil knows this

- the other monsters ask around about neil (because let’s be real, they’d be intrigued by the one guy on the team, and nicky is certainly not letting such a cute one get past him)

- they end up getting the information that a) this guy is on the top of pyramids and b) boy can freaking tumble like a god

- nicky may mention neil on top is definitely not the worst idea he’s ever heard

- they relay this to andrew, who is kinda curious but refuses to acknowledge that because andrew minyard does not experience anything like interest dammit he is a cold and calculating midget

- so the next game the foxes has is against a really terrible team and by halftime they’re up like 8-2 it’s ridiculous

- andrew decides he’ll stay near the court for halftime and see the vixens’ show

- everyone notices but no one says anything because he has knives

- kevin stays too because this boy better have a good excuse for cheering instead of playing exy

- the routine is everything you’d expect and more: over-the-top, sassy, mind-bendingly fast paced, but N E I L

- andrew just stares

- he knew the vixens were good but s h i t

- he has to fight to keep his jaw from unhinging during neil’s tumbling passes like how does he move that fast how does he rotate like that hOW WHAT

- kevin’s in a similar state but he knows he can use this. the way neil’s jumping and flipping with minimal use of his hands??? imagine implementing that. imagine. revolutionary. 

- since the show doesn’t take all of halftime, kevin and andrew sneak into the locker room when it’s done

- they were Not Subtle

- wymack would have actually killed them if they weren’t winning by such a large margin

- anway after they win kevin pulls andrew aside

- “you saw what he was doing. please tell me you know where i want to go with this.”

- of course kevin has every intention of forcing neil to teach them how to do this crazy shit

- kevin does a little research and finds out when neil will be heading to fox tower after practice and using his “i’m kevin motherfucking day” charm he gets neil to help him learn how to tumble at nightly practices

- neil forces him to swear not to give out his name when people start asking where he gets this stuff, because like that would be Bad.

- it’s an uncertain, shaky thing, but it starts happening

- andrew starts joining because kevin wears him down (that’s not the only reason)

- the season goes on and oh no! the ravens are in our district now

- but get this

- it’s only about kevin.

- they didn’t notice neil. he’s a fucking cheerleader. no one important notices or cares

- there was no morning show fiasco, so seth is still alive!!!

- they got seth some professional help for the good of the plot and he’s been recovering from...everything and getting better at not getting carded every two seconds and communicating

- so no, they don’t win,

- but kevin ties it at the last second when he’s backed up by a backliner and he does a f u c k i n g aerial over her head and scores.

- riko’s face.

- literally everyone’s face.

- neil is cheering his heart out he is so proud 

- after the game, kevin tells the other foxes about neil and his tumbling and they start hanging out with him more because they couldn’t have won without him, and they can learn a lot

- the season goes on, neil gradually becomes okayish, he gets the love he deserves from the foxes and vixens and andrew

- neil starts teaching the foxes his cool tumbling stuff:

      - renee turns out to be fantastic at it, graceful and flexible queen she is

      - dan and nicky are pretty average, they’re learning

      - matt and allison... try 

      - seth and aaron don’t even try and never show up to night practice because let’s be real, it’s seth and aaron

- but hey, andrew’s really improving (probably because of the extra attention neil’s giving him) 

- he’ll mess up and neil will be like “you need to-” and andrew’s like “SHUT UP I KNOW” and neil grins because he totally doesn’t

- spotting someone’s tumbling is pretty up close and personal

- everyone ships it quietly and these idiots are so oblivious

- when andrew lands his first back handspring everyone cheers and he fails to not smile just a little

- they consume so much ice cream in celebration and alcohol

- of course this stuff takes time and by now the season is near over

- they have their trojan game and they work their butts off (even if USC has only ten players) because they don’t want to have to use their trump card yet and they manage not to, though renee almost does when the trojans score on her

- they move on and oh my god it’s the ravens

- they manage to not whip out the crazy shit until the second half, but then everything gets insane

- the first time they do it is when andrew and kevin make eye contact when riko has the ball and kevin knows he can’t stop him

- he gives andrew a nod that he meant to be subtle but he was too excited so it ended up as a very sharp upward jerk of his chin in the vague direction of riko

- andrew would have rolled his eyes but there was no time

- neil would have too if he wasn’t about to explode on the sidelines

- andrew flings himself back at an angle that would have been ridiculously dangerous if he hadn’t been practicing, slams the ball, and springs with his hands back upright

- the stands go wild.

- the vixens cheer their throats hoarse.

- the ball goes straight to kevin

- the next one is when kevin pulls the same aerial he used last time, but it gets blocked because nothing really works twice on the ravens

- from there it’s down to the now-very-gymnastic foxes versus the insane hardcore that is edgar allen

- some highlights:

     - someone tries to do a battering ram thing at dan and she does a toe-touch over him

      - kevin does seven more aerial shots; four of them make it in

      - andrew pulls out the stuff only one other time but when he does neil almost cries

- the final few seconds of the game:

      - THE GAME IS TIIIIIEEEEDDDDD

      - riko fires high-speed at the goal and andrew s m a s h e s it down the court, directly at the raven’s goal.

      - the goalkeeper is surprised yet still gets it, but just barely; he hits it out of pure reflex without aim and it goes right at kevin. with one second left kevin passes to seth (who is very surprised) but he rebounds it into the goal and his Redemtion Arc™ is Complete as he encapsulated in a group hug

- after the game, everyone celebrates together, seth is happy, neil is happy, neil finally mAKES A DAMN MOVE

- and wow look at the news:

“BREAKING: Edgar Allen striker Riko Moriyama’s suicide?”

- and everyone lives happliy ever after

[laceymorganwrites]

Filth alphabet: Nozel

A=Aftercare

Nozel gets really needy and cuddly and loving after sex, so prepare for a lot of cuddles. Demands to take care of you too, will not budge until you give in. You are to be treasured and he will prepare a bath for you and get you food and water.

B=Body part

On him it´s his hair, he takes a long time to style it and loves it when you pull it.

On you it´s your feet and hands, he loves giving you little massages.

C=Cum

He will go crazy when you let him cum inside, doesn´t like marking you with his cum but likes it when you do it.

D=Dirty secret

Wants to dress up in a maid outfit for you.

E=Experience

Not a lot, to be honest. He never thought about it before you and didn´t have time anyway. So you were the one who took his virginity and showed him everything.

F=Favorite position

Anything where you´re in control. You can use him however you like, bend him in half, throw him around, he´s really into that.

G=Goofy

He´s not one to crack jokes during sex, he´s more into the control aspect than the casual sex one.

H=Hair

He shaves since it gets in the way.

I=Intimacy

He absolutely loves being close to you, being held by you as much as he likes being thrown around and degraded by you. But in a weird way there´s always intimacy involved.

J=Jerk off

Has never jerked off in his life before you. And now he only does it when you tell him to.

K=Kinks

degration, pain play, pet play, BDSM, collaring, cum play, orgasm denial, subbing

L=Location

Anywhere you won´t get caught.

M=Motivation

Gets so hard when you put his siblings into their place and when you fight.

N=No

Anything that makes you uncomfortable and you don´t want to do

O=Oral

Isn´t that good at it to be honest, but practiced with you enough that he gets better every time. Definitely knows your private parts like the back of his hand by now. 

When you return the favor he´ll cum really fast and get very blushy.

P=Pace

Nozel will go at any pace you want him to, he really just adjusts to your needs.

Q=Quickie

Will only do it if you´re really horny. Of course he wants to get you off when you´re needy, but he will always prefer longer sessions.

R=Risk

He´s always up to try something new, no matter how weird it is. Hell, he has some weird ideas as well, but he´ll never judge you or anything. He´s totally down to try anything.

S=Stamina

Nozel definitely has a lot of stamina to spare, he´ll get you off multiple times and you can have your way with him for however long you please.

T=Toys

That´s always a go for him, as well as the usage of magic. Loves to be teased with them and also loves being forced to watch you get off with them while you tell him that you don´t need him, that he isn´t as good as them.

U=Unfair

He hates teasing you, so he doesn´t. But he loves it when you do it on him, overdo it please, super into overstimulation. Tease him to death, he´ll die a happy man.

V=Volume

Loud bitch. At first he suppressed every single sound, but after youo forced it out of him and told him that it´s nothing to be ashamed of, he gets as loud as he can.

W=Wildcard

He once had to call in a healing magician after a particular rough night so that he could walk again (had a lot of bruises too and was so sore)

X=X-Ray

He´s average length, but a bit on the thick side, has nice veins too.

Y=Yearning

Nozel doesn´t get horny too often only because he doesn´t have a lot of time to release himself. He trained himself to keep his desire contained. But when he gets horny, it hits him like a truck and he gets really desperate.

Z=Zzz

I feel like he´s wait until you were asleep before he goes to sleep, no matter how tired he is.