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Bird Questions
Prompt idea
College student Danny Fenton is taking a much needed break from his studies, sitting on the roof of his apartment building. He’s sleep deprived and a little delirious, watching several of the Gotham vigilantes grappling between buildings in the distance.
“Do birds ever just fly for fun, or are they always on some kind of mission?”
Danny isn’t talking to anyone, he’s up on the roof on his own to de-stress. He was just thinking out loud.
So when he heard a snort and a chuckle from behind him, Danny felt like he was justified in his reaction of not only swearing, but also throwing a solid right hook at the same time that he spun around to see who the hell was there.
He didn’t mean to punch anyone in the face.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#Danny phantom x dc#batfamily#Danny Fenton#I couldn’t decide which vigilante got punched in the face#but I thought Batman would be funny though I doubt he’d have been the one to laugh at Danny’s comment
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WAIT when did he get FANGS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#brushie brushie#i thought i was imagining it but i have compared screenshots and it is true#they gave him a bunch of new animations and just decided to throw some fangs in there too!#unless this is an earlier thing i just missed because i don't pay attention (very possible)#anyway i decided to do one last ten-pull and THERE HE WAS#and his personal story is SO unexpectedly cute oh my gosh#at any given moment crewel is thinking about how much he misses his dog(s)#it is CANON#canon like the fangs (why) (i'm not complaining i just want to KNOW)#get you a fandom where they randomly and with no explanation give a character fangs I GUESS#anyway thank you sensei for validating the mountain of keys i threw into the void for you#i'd assumed he'd duo with grim so it is unfortunate that it turned out to be with a card i don't have and will probably never get 🙃#but it is VERY funny actually that he duos with crowley so i'll forgive him#the only funnier character would be jack#OR NO WAIT actually leona#'which character would be the funniest to --' the answer is always. ALWAYS. leona
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Pov: You need to win the war but your faction consists of self sacrificial idiots with the moral code straight from My little pony

#don’t mind me#I was sketching Prowl and decided I wanna try smth funny#and insted of drawing him all serious and calculating#draw him in his actual usual state#which is#stress.jpg#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl
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the price of your mercy
#hi rmbr that wip from seven months ago . well here it is as done as it's gonna get bc i cant take it anymore 💯💯#where are my edward elric fans in the crowd part two#fmab fanart#fmab#fma#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist#edward elric#was gonna post this on oct 3 but didn't have enough timeeee srry guys :(#anime#fanart#the stream of consciousness in tags is so funny bc i'll be having a convo w myself#and then i'm like oh yeah i forgot that tag LMAOOZ#fma brotherhood#digital art#cw eyestrain#tw eyestrain#cw blood#do not ask me what the lighting is doing idk#i've been trying to finish this for seven hrs it's DONE okay#anyway red bg my fav#always does me right#hopefully u guys also like this arc as much as me#i have other versions of this to post but i cant decide which is my fav
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[dbhc flavored] Hermit A Day May ‘25, Day 25: Beefers!!
The left doodle technically takes place during the Empires Crossover, but it’s not happening in the crossover itself so I didn’t label it as such… oh xBcrafted s9 Freakout you will always be famous to me…
#Dbhc#dbhc art#dbhc s9#dbhc empires crossover#I guess I’ll tag it that way just Bc it’s wrapped up in crossover-related events… organization and such#Dbhc beef#Dbhc xb#hermitcraft au#xbcrafted#vintagebeef#IM CATCHING UP… I’M DOING IT#zed just needs to be colored and I have plenty of time to do skizz today…. I believe. I believe…#Hermitadaymay#hermitaday#Hadm 25#hermit a day may#art escapades#BWUGH poor xb :<#Can’t wait to get into all of that#You’ll notice If you look at last year’s hadm for hypno I retconned the side doodle#Bc i decided it would be really funny if hypno and wels end up in tumble town#This does however. Leave xb alone <3 which has no negative consequences whatsoever#Clearly#he has a normal time trust#to all of the nonexistent people who were worrying themselves over wether or not Kerilson would be canon to dbhc: dw. it’s much worse#Beef is so special to xb in s9 (insert pathetic emote) It makes me want to curl up#Beefersss#GOTTA PUT HIM IN A COOL BUTTON UP#HE;S OUTSIDE IN DA SUN DOING ALL THOSE MAPS!!! can;t be in his signature sweater#too hot
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Pick up the receiver I'll make you a believer
❗️For commonly asked qs please see my BTD FAQ
After doodling the first image that hug body slam meme immediately came to mind and i couldn't help myself 😂
Thanks very much I'm glad you are enjoying my art and characs! :D
To put the answer simply, Rire used to work for the prior King as a Collector (of souls) and he was that King's only Collector and so got the brunt of his ire for any related, perceived fault. Aside from that personal connection Rire also really disliked him because he viewed the prior king as a useless glutton who failed at ruling a sector (conditions were tanking/had tanked for ages), and which the Royal powers were wasted on.
Almost all of his sunglasses are actually normal human sunglasses, he can just see better than a human can 😎
Anything can be a kink, anon :d
Boring victims are often exceptionally weak-willed victims so that's something in particular he dislikes.
Yes he can play the piano and violin, and horseback ride and ballroom dance etc. Put it this way he has a lot of particular small skills that he picked up during his Earth visits so he could hide in plain sight with the upper echelons XD
Not like how a snake or cat hisses which is what I'm assuming you're implying XDDD He can't bite off a limb (his mouth ain't that big) but his teeth are very sharp so he can feasibly take a chunk out of someone or like, completely bite off something smaller (finger, ear...)
I havent added to it in a while (since I dont often find songs I like enough to actually download lol) but this is my current playlist for him in no particular order:
Anon, the fact you capitalised "Aliens" made me think of Xenomorphs and I had to immediately stop thinking 🤣
On a side note, I can't actually tell you either way because he hasn't encountered an alien (that isn't a demon or a human) lol. He'd probably initially treat an alien much like he would treat a common demon, if they are obviously not human, and then if he realises they are also not quite a demon this could peak his interest.
Pointing you in this direction because regardless of the canon answer this proves he could look good in one LMAO
Sorry to burst your bubble but no :d Though I suppose he could simulate the effect by reverting parts of them to their "liquid" state 🤔 DO WITH THAT INFO WHAT YOU WILL.
It is theoretically similar to a human's.
If you can remember his age then that is how old he is :d I'm not really like other creators who give their characs a definitive "birthday" down to the year, mainly because I don't often have set "time periods" in my stories lol.
His birth date falls somewhere between late October - late November though.
In the context of BTD; they just don't like each other XD Well I can't actually speak for Cain, but Rire not liking Cain is partly a riff on general angel/demon rivalry dynamics, and partly because Rire would see Cain as more of a threat since canonically Cain is way more OP than him.
Most of the time when i draw them Cain is also actively getting in Rire's space whilst Rire is actively trying to avoid him, so there's also that XD
It...depends. On which aspect of "ownership" you're implying. For those that he has deals with, he'd calculate what exactly the value of the deal lost would be and in this situation he'd likely write them off as Cain would be more annoying to handle then they'd be worth (he can always make more deals).
If someone was specifically marked by Rire, that's a different level of possessiveness and he'd actually try cos like
Hey guys some offence but why are some of you sending me asks formatted as if i were ChatGPT
Is there one for like, personal ambition or cunning or something cos I don't think he'd be any of those listed lol.
Rire doesn't have a mobile phone and he doesn't need one because he has a demon power that basically CCTVs all his citizens to himself. And really, if he wants to find you he'll find you.
He's somewhere in the middle of that scale through the sheer fact that he's been around long enough to see technology change and would've kept up with how to use things to blend in better, but also doesn't need to use the electronics to the point that he'd need to be an expert at it.
Is this cos Gato is Canadian cos I don't remember a country location being specified when we did it? |D Personally I figured most of the settings were in the US since the US has the most documented serial killers
Also sos no i dont anon, you'll need to either ask Gato or EP or dig through any of their lore posts they might have left.
Think kind of like Rire (he did learn a lot from her after all), but with a more Elizabethan era socialite vibe. Possibly a black widow but we dont have any proof about that.
Has/had a p good relationship. I use both terms because I still never decided whether she was currently dead or not lol.
Lol a misconception but Rire doesn't actually perceive humans as trash XD Trash suggests that he hates them and they wouldn't be worth regarding at all, whereas Rire usually finds them more like...novelties. Or like whatever that feeling that is associated with viewing ant farms or animals performing tricks is. Rire's mother would view them as more like working animals or livestock.
#boyfriend to death#rire answer dump#art#doodle#answer dump#long post#so funny story before posting this RAD i decided to fix up the html/css for my tumblr cos out of dash the inline images were too big#and as i was doing that i finally discovered that tumblr neue post type REALLY dont have any differentiation as to what type of post it#which is SO ANNOYING as it made what i wanted to do near impossible 🙄#luckily most of my neue RADs and answer dumps have a title so i had to specifically target the existence of that element 🫤
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diff universes, same sillies
Part 2 to the second pic
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#sonic movie#sonic boom#tbh i think boom!sonadow is the most fun to play with cuz it can anything and funny as shit#wanted to do a follow up for the second one but#cannot decide which reaction to give Shadow would be the funniest#probably basically zero reaction while sonic is having few crisises at once
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[ID: a series of drawings featuring Riz Gukgak from D20 Fantasy High. In the first, Pok holds Riz's shoulders in heaven as says, smiling, when you work until the dead of night, your friends know you do it because you love them. In the second, Riz is having a group hug with his party and the text reads, but is it really love that drives you, Riz Gukgak... In the next, a desperate, pleading Riz clutches the shoulder of an indifferent, faceless person and the text continues, ...or is it fear? In the fourth, Riz is younger and digging through crystals with bleeding hands; the text reads, what use are you when you can no longer dig. In the fifth, Kalina, shrouded in darkness with only her eyes glowing, reaches towards the camera with a smile; the text reads, when you're too scared to think. Sixth, Riz is filling out Fig and Kristen's papers under the light of a lamp, serious and tired; the text reads, when you're too tired to work. Seventh, Riz is lying in bed, eyes hidden behind hair, hand on his father's picture; the text reads, too sad to keep the mood up. Eighth, Baron stares into the camera; the text reads, too lonely, too insecure, too weird. Ninth, Baron is holding a defeated Riz by the throat; the text reads, to keep moving? Tenth, Riz is standing in the distance, holding his briefcase, and behind him is a football/soccer ball; the text reads, what use is a ball that can no longer roll? The last drawing just says none in brackets on a dark background. End ID]
#riz gukgak#fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#fhsy#fhjy#fantasy high sophomore year#super funny story abt how/why i finished this after being out of the fandom for a While now#sb commented on my sklonpok fic prompting me to reread it#and then when i next sat down to drawn smt i rly got the desire to finish this#one inking and colouring later (and some hours) here you go#you can tell which drawing i did from scratch now rather than just inked jsdjskjdk when i draw too much like i did for fh u can see it#number three though? super happy w that one#so happy i didn't even ink the face i just left the original sketch#don't usually colour things but i got the itch here and decided to practice my simple colour palettes a bit#can't get better if u don't experiment#anyway enjoy! riz angst is always on the menu in this house#the notes on the first drawing said to check the episode transcript to see exactly what i said but i didnt feel like it sjkdjskjd#so i left it as i remembered it. but pok enjoyers will know which quote i was getting at
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au where siffrin fucks up some wish somehow precanon and ends up being forced by the universe to save vauguarde
mostly this was an excuse to draw possessed siffrin
transcript below:
Mirabelle: I- i think it's so heroic of you to take it upon yourself to save vauguarde when you're not even from here! mirabelle: and, actually, i lived in the house that was attacked! i wasn't actually in the house when it was attacked, but, um!! i could guide you there? if you want?? though that's not to say you couldn't do it on [your] own, i just think!! it might be [helpful!! and] quicker!!
Siffrin (thinking): i can't let her join a suicide mission...
siffrin: actually--
siffrin: *
the universe: your assistance would be greatly appreciated, Housemaiden Mirabelle
mirabelle: UM???
#isat#isat spoilers#mirabelle#siffrin#chosen one siffrin#can't decide if depicting the universe possessing siffrin by poking them on the head with a giant finger is funny or kinda creepy#i think both#it's not meant to be literal i dont think the universe is a literal hand of god out there#its just a visual shorthand yaknow#i feel like im getting the hang of the chibi style and u can kinda see me gain confidence over the course of this comic which is cool#anyway talk to me ab this au bc i like it :3
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whoever put the images of the office on the wiki i owe you my god damn life
#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#🎨#two of them because i couldnt decide which one was funnier#im keepin it crunchy ... its funny to me . ok ?
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HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Have some merch
recently received new stock photos for the Terrible Pink T-Shirts i sell on etsy, and i find them so funny for some reason...



look at the smiling attractive people wearing their (also smiling!) attractive fashion wear!
#smiling. leering. same difference#i'm not saying that this is seasonally appropriate attire bc i would never imply this is appropriate attire#but a nonzero number of people have worn them trick-or-treating so...#i don't know why i find these stock photos so funny but i do#look at the hot normie couple casually posing showing off their fun normal t-shirts to consumers#yes this shirt is soooooo wearable to so many occasions#and a great conversation starter!#also it's super soft fabric. which means this shirt is both comfy (for you) AND uncomfy! (for everyone in eyesight)#(your eyesight? the shirt's eyesight? i will leave it to you to decide!)#p.s. there are pins/badges
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#erza who was so bad at self control when she first got to fairy tail and would gorge herself on sweets until she got sick#porlyusica would always have to take care of her which annoyed the hell out of her#I flip a coin to decide if cana being a alcoholic is funny or tragic#laxus and cana always bonded over their shitty dads so when laxus finds out gildarts is cana's dad he loses a little respect for the guy#he makes it his responsibility to snark the guy every time they interact bc how did you not know you had a daughter IN THE SAME GUILD AS YOU#gildarts doesn't realize any of this bc he still views laxus as an angsty teenager#I'm writing headcanons in the tags again#fairy tail#ivan dreyar#gildarts clive#jude heartfilia#makarov dreyar#lucy heartfilia#aquarius ft#erza scarlet#porlyusica#laxus dreyar#natsu dragneel#cana alberona#gray fullbuster#memes#shitpost#floertoer
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#i love them sm#heket has like 10 more funny aprons in her wardrobe#she bought them in a shopping frenzy on lambazon or something#i pulled Nettys name out of the corner of my mind for that tea party dialogue and when i googled its meaning#it apparently means god favors me in Hebrew which yknow kinda fits perfectly#so that decided it#netty is short for nanette#girl dad narinder gives me life#cult of the lamb#narinder#the lamb#shitten#nanette#narilamb#shamura#kallamar#heket#leshy#my art
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★ 138 // “do you see this shit slow dancer”

#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#steel ball run#sbr#johnny joestar#slow dancer jojo#offerings#tools used:#clip studio paint#// It was bothering me how long I had gone without a meme redraw so I wanted to rectify that#This one's been in my ideas folder for a hot minute#I debated if I should draw them in the same art styles and decided I'd give it a go. Clashing art styles is fun and funny.#I also thought about making Slow Dancer a real png of a horse which would've been funny but I can use that bit for something else#Honestly the hardest part was finding a color palette on Slow Dancer that didn't look too close to Derpy Hooves lol
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I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more
#It's seriously so funny to see an emote of mine in random conversation from a private server#emojis#art#rain world#Some people went even farther and apparently started using other art of mine as emotes#Which is fine but absolutely buck wild to stumble over#Since some of the art they chose is literally wip versions of my current pfp#??? Sure I guess 😂#rw survivor#rw monk#rw saint#spearmaster#Most of these were requests. The rest were just the emojis I use the most turned into scugs lol#You get to decide which was which lmfaoooo#Also here's some lore: a while back I made 'hunterwheeze'#and the bit was everyone liked it so much they wanted it in the server#So I said bet and threw a bunch of emotes to the staff to hear their thoughts#And way more than I thought got added!#Except for hunterwheeze 🤣🤣🤣#Instead they chose a super edited screenshot of some animation frame I made a few months ago I added last minute for giggles#Which I was DELIGHTED by. It's perfect#Also the only instance of the emote since it's technically not on this blog 😉 not transparent anyway#Oh and here's my favorite 'wild' emotes I've found:#1) that person that dmed me to reveal there was an animated emote for every variation of rivulets face I made that one time#(I was not allowed to join the server)#2) discovering an emote has been in use for months in a server swathed in drama and in the throes of being orchestized from the community#3) that one nightcat-saint emote appearing on a random server announcement (it's so niche I was astounded anyone used it lmfao)#Most sightings are totally benign but these were just hilarious
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yes i did another animatic to check bc i have free will!
#this one is omgcp tho#bc i remembered a hockey check exists#and decided its funny#ok?#i chose which guys from omgcp are checking others as well lol#omgcp#check please#omg check please#eric bittle#zimbits#ransom and holster#are dancing of course#mo arts#art#animatic#jack zimmermann#hockey
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