#incorrect hermitcraft quotes

[dragonflavoredcake]

Gem: So, Grian, a little birdie told me that you named everything in your bathroom after Batman?

Grian: No!

Grian: . . . Okay, fine, there's the Batshampoo

Gem, who wasn't expecting him to admit it:

Grian: But there's also Conditioner Gordon!

[wheatgrasswatcher]

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Cub: My policy is, "If you see something, say something."

Mumbo, raising a hand: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today.

Cub: Outstanding. This is what I'm talking about, people.

[the-man-in-the-chicken-costume]

Grian: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Mumbo.

Scar: What? Not everyone likes Mumbo.

Grian: Who doesn’t?

Scar: Well-

Grian, pulling out a bow and arrow: Give me their names.

[whatmcytsaid]

Scar, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Impulse: You did WHAT-

Grian: William Snakespeare

[theunderscorwolph]

NEW INCORRECT HERMIT QUOTES IS HERE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! IT HAS XISUMA!! 🗣🗣

The funny part is, just after I posted the last one and said I would do this daily and failed immediately.

Why am I like this?

[jadienjaystoriesandart]

Scar: Well hello there.

Grian: Oh you’re handsome.

Scar: Why thank you, care to buy something?

Grian: Ew you’re a capitalist.

[highasthesea]

rendog: theres two wolves inside of me

the two wolves:

[muchmossymess]

Grian: I'm gonna have to put you on hold

Joel: sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire

[cricketblabbers]

Gem: I swear I'm the only one here with a braincell.

The rest of GIGS, chanting around her: All hail the keeper of the sacred braincell!

[dragonflavoredcake]

Xisuma: Hey, welcome back to the server! Where are you coming from? Scar: Phasmophobia! Xisuma: Nice! How'd it go this time? Impulse: Scar died like a million times. Scar: Hey! Xisuma: Sounds like a normal day for Scar. Anything to declare? Impulse and Scar: Nope! Xisuma: Then what's in that double chest you're failing to hide? Impulse: Scar: Skizz, inside the chest: Are we in yet?

[devorakian-guilt-old]

so

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Doc: das ist alles deine Schuld

Grian: I know, I know

Bdubs: You speak German?

Grian: No, I just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language

[the-man-in-the-chicken-costume]

Grian: I just cut my finger.

Scar: Let me kiss it, that will make it feel better.

Grian: Really?

Scar: Yeah, my mum used to do it all the time!

(Later)

Grian: Gem I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Gem: I thought you’d never ask!

[theworstbiscet]

Skizz saying something completely out of context at cleo

Cleo: wait your fucking what?

Skizz: I'm fucking him-

Impulse who pops his head out of his room for a sec: -thoroughly.

Skizz: -but back to the topic at hand. I was cartwheeling down this dudes-

[whatmcytsaid]

Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?

BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.

Scar: I'm in the closet.

BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3

Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.

Lizzie: Love is love. <3