#incorrect assclass

[toorumochi]

Thinking about how Karma solved the last question on his exam by using the power of friendship

[toorumochi]

I be howling and shit

me when I reach the angst part of the angsty fic that I specifically chose for the angst

[timelykarmagisa]

karma: i know you think my judgement is clouded because i like nagisa a little bit

isogai: you doodled your wedding invitation

karma: that's our joint tombstone

isogai: my mistake

[toorumochi]

Karma: wtf are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back

Gakushuu:

[jiangyanlissidepiece]

Karma: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Nagisa: Twelve, actually.

Karma: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Nagisa: Yours!

Karma: That's right: no one's.

[kawaiigothsludgeperson]

one day after a lot of self work.

Gakushuu: the path to inner peace begins with four words

Gakushuu: not my fucking problem

[glitchy-anime-fan]

Sib!Karma, writing a strongly worded letter: Dear Karasuma, when Asano asked if his day could get any worse - it was a rhetorical question, not a fucking challenge

[demonicallyslaying]

My rotted brain randomly had this assclass scenario stuck for hours so here guys you can have it now

koro sensei: whoever threw that paper your mom’s a hoe 😁 *standing directly over karma’s desk, staring him dead in the eyes with a silent threat*

karma: *lowkey sweating but trying to be cool*

[toorumochi]

Giggled like a little girl oh my days

oops accidentally left this one out but its karmaaa

[whyvapewhenucantape]

Incorrect Karashuu Quotes

Gakushuu: Did it hurt when you fell- Karma: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Gakushuu: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Karma: … Gakushuu: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Karma: I think we should kiss. Gakushuu: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Karma, throwing their head into Gakushuu's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Gakushuu, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Karma: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Gakushuu: Aren't you forgetting something? Karma: Uuh…hesitantly kisses Gakushuu's forehead before running out. Gakushuu: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Karma: My hands are cold. Gakushuu: Here, let me hold them. Karma: My lips are cold too. Gakushuu: covers Karma's mouth with their hand

Karma: Are we fighting or flirting? Gakushuu: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Karma: Your point?

[timelykarmagisa]

nagisa: karma is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?

rio: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

tomohito: tackle him!

itona: dump him.

gakushuu: date me instead-

hiroto: kick him in the shin!

karma: no to all of those! just ask me to lean down!!

[toorumochi]

Y’all guess what I made

I hope you enjoy cuz this made me cry like 5 times it was so hard to make what the hell

[toorumochi]

Everyone shut the helllll UP and look at him 😭🙏🏻 God bless

A Class.

[jiangyanlissidepiece]

Nagisa: So what do you do?

Karma: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Nagisa: Wow, impressive.

Karma: Then I'll move on to Leos.

[gigisafeplace]

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

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Nagisa: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Terasaka: The cow??

Nagisa: What?

Itona: Terasaka, W H Y?

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Gakushuu: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Rio: What?

Gakushuu: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Gakushuu, grinning: I have a knife!

Gakuhou: Put it down, Gakushuu.

Gakushuu: Make me! *sprints away*

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Hazama: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Koro-sensei: You need a hobby.

Gakuhou: I have a hobby!

Koro-sensei: Hitting Gakushuu isn't a hobby.

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Gakushuu: I think I need a hug...

Isogai: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Gakushuu: You... you can let go now.

Isogai: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Karasuma: Guys… the principal just called—

Irina: It was the octopus!

Koro-sensei: It was Karma!

Karma: It was Rio!

Rio: It was me!

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Gakushuu: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Karma: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Gakushuu: But pink.

Hazama: And it's hot.

Gakushuu: PINK!

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Rio: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Isogai: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Gakushuu, scoffing: Oh, please.

Isogai, to Gakushuu: Hey, how you doin’?

Gakushuu:

Gakushuu: *giggles and blushes*

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Gakushuu: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?

Irina: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

[glitchy-anime-fan]

Sib!Gakushuu: The chairman is no man

Sib!Karma: he’s a one star yelp review come to life