#incorrect black clover

[thelazuliwitch]

Nacht, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Yami, walks in covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead.

~~~Alternative #2~~~ Asta, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Noelle, walks in covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead. ~~~Alternative #3~~~ Zora, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Magna, walks in covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead.

[gwthr]

magna: i’m not getting into any more stupid fights with luck

luck: squirrels are a myth

magna: how the FUCK ARE SQUIRRELS A MYTH??

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

My two favorite types of anime are like:

An ancient evil has risen and the only ones who can stop it are these 3-5 mentally ill teens operating at different levels of queerness and insanity. (setting may vary)

and

Hercules, Cu Chulainn and Princess Kaguya come back to life and get an apartment together because rent is expensive these days.

[the-black-bulls]

Magna: I have no relevant skills. I am unpleasant to work with. I like to cause problems.

Yami, pull the black bull robe: You’re hired.

[delusionalpolo]

Nacht : "So me and Y/N are dating."

Yami : "You couldn't find anything better?"

Nacht : "Did I asked your opinion? Shitty Captain!"

Yami : "Shut the fuck up, I was taking to her!"

[yellowgreendinno]

Patient name: Yami Sukehiro

Injury: Concussion

Cause of injury: Someone hit him with a Clover History book on the head.

Patient name: Nozel Silva

Injury: Pulled muscle

Cause of injury: Throwing something heavy (Believed to be a Clover History book).

Patient name: Mereoleona Vermillion

Injury: stomach pain

Cause of injury: laughing too hard

[ladymiraclewings]

Leopold Vermillion: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him? Fuegoleon Vermillion: You did WHAT— Mereoleona Vermillion: William Snakespeare.

[loosesodamarble]

William: The final battle draws near, Fuegoleon. Fuegoleon: Yes. It does. I can't speak with much confidence today. I can only hope that we come out victorious. William: Indeed. I really would like to live peacefully and as our free selves. I'd like a future where we can actually become friends. Fuegoleon: Come now, don't talk like we're antagonistic with each other. William: We aren't but I still look back on the time soon after you awoke and I found myself always putting my foot in my mouth around you. Fuegoleon: Ah yes. When you asked if I could give you a hand. And that one time you said "fist things first." William: Well I haven't made a faux pas like that in months now. I think I might be over that phase. Fuegoleon: Good to know. It was always awkward whenever your tongue slipped. A beat. Fuegoleon: We ought to head to the front lines now. William: Yes. I look forward to fighting with you arm-in-arm! Fuegoleon: …… William: … GOD DAMMIT! ..... Other times William made hand comments to Fuegoleon. 1 & 2

[enolacola]

Fuegoleon: I lost 15 pounds in one day.

Yami: Oh my god, what’s your secret?

Fuegoleon, with his flame arm: I lost my arm.

Meanwhile, William choked on his drink in guilt.

[just-a-little-fan-1793]

*Fue slander occuring*

Mereoleona: *is on fire and warpath immediately*

Leopold: Who insulted my aniue?

Salamander: *hisses dangerousely* I haven't chosen him for nothing, you stupid human.

Asta: How dare you insult captain Fuegoleon like that, he is an amazing guy! Once I'm Wizard King, I'll make you take those words back!

Yuno: What pathetic people.

Noelle: He is one who aknowledge me early one, he is a great captain! Besides, I'm royalty, and captain Fuegoleon is too, so vanish you insects.

Nozel: Mercury Creation Magic: Silver Star of Execution!

Yami: A fraud and a clown, huh? Sounds to me like yer all insulting yourself. How about a Dimension Slash?

Yosuga: Are daring to insult my future brother-in-law?

Mimosa: I am someone nice, but I won't tolerate this!

Kirsch: How dare you! Your words and souls are so ugly, while my cousin is beautiful!

Crimson Lion Kings: We won't let you insult our captain, he is the best!

William: I've done him ugly. I deserve those insults, not Fuegoleon.

Charlotte: You are all pathetic. He is a respectable man, unlike you.

Dorothy: *cheery* Do you want to come into my Glamour World? I have some nightmares ready for you.

Jack: How about I slice you all and then we see who are the real frauds are.

Rill: I'm usually someone kind, but I might forget this side of me for the next five minutes.

Kaiser: Are you insulting him for being human?

Magna: How dare you insult one of the manliest and best fire magic users who is respected by captain Yami?

Luck: Wanna fight? Wanna fight? Wanna fight!

Zora: He is one of the only good royals in this world and you call him a fraud? *throws an army of stinkbugs*

Julius: Now take a moment and think a bit how your favourite characters would think about your slander of someone they all love and respect.

Fuegoleon: *quirks a brow and sips his wine*

[maniacparrot]

Nero : *sees Y/N and Nacht together*

Nero : "They're cute. I would put them on a boat."

Finral : "You mean... you ship them?"

[thelazuliwitch]

[briefly after the Elf Arc]

William: Sir, I must ask, but why did you forgive me? Julius: Because I'd hope you would do the same for me if I were in your shoes, right? William: I appreciate that, but I don't see how you could ever be in my--- Julius: Answer the question, William.

[gwthr]

noelle: do you guys ever worry you’ll regret things in the future?

grey: no. I regret everything instantly

[1yokiro1]

Yami No-

Y/n:*Listing all the reasons why Yami should preserve Asta's innocent*

Yami: Imma Tell him how babies are made.

[the-black-bulls]

Asta, hyping up the squad to exercise more: Getting 10,000 steps a day reduces stress, it lowers your blood pressure and increases your lifespan!

Gauche: Yeah, I don't care. I don't plan on living past 30 anyway.

Noelle: 30? You're, um, you're under 30?

Gauche: What?

Noelle: Nothing. Wow. [to Asta] I'm in, I don't want to look older than my age in my twenties.

Gauche: What?

Noelle: Nothing, nothing.

[vilandel]

*Helena and Rosette meeting for the first time* Helena: *in awe* Oh my, you look so shiny and full of light! Rosette: *surprised at the compliment and in awe as well* You look like chocolate... with bits of strawberries! Rosette and Helena: *immediately liking each other* Solid: What... what just happened? Nozel: It seems that my wife and your fiancée won't hate each other like some nobles thought.

Helena belongs to @kalolasfantasyworld 💕