#incorrect super smash bros

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Me: Oh boy! Some of my faith in humanity is restored! I sure hope no nonsense destroys it today!

People in the BG3 fandom: *want to fuck Enver Gortash unironically*

Me:

[soap-dispenser-tom]

Marth: So Pit, how old are you?

Pit: 28!

Marth: Oh, okay.

Marth:

Marth: Wait WH—

[uncle-jj]

At a Group Chat:

villager: You wanna come over to my house, friends?

ness: I can't. I have to do my homework.

lucas: And I have to play an online match.

villager: But I have cookies.

ness and lucas: On our way!

[luigixfanxayjay]

Mario: "DAHDHAHAHSHAHSHDSHAH"

Luigi: "What is that?"

Mario: "It's a keyboard smash"

Luigi: "How do I do it?"

Mario: "Just press anything lol"

Luigi: "7"

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Tabuu, proudly looking out over the destruction: Is there a hall of fame for this kind of thing?

Sonic, about to kick his ass: Yes, it's called 'hell'

[the-blathermouth]

Dharkon: WHATS UP MOTHER FUCKERS!

Galeem: WHY DO YOU HAVE THE OTHER HAND!?

Dharkon: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!

[zyphernez]

Sephiroth: did you miss me?

Cloud: how could i miss you, you never go away

[incorrect-ssbu-quotes]

Bowser @ Junior: Now son, you're getting older so you'll need to start acting your age

Ness, running: THE FLOOR IS LAVA-

-junior looks around, confused-

Bowser, atop the playset w/ Ness: OH, YOUR IN THE LAVA-

[ketchup-monthly]

Who the Batfam mains in Super Smash Bros Ultimate

a guide with help from @space-specs

Dick- Blue Kirby (kirby is a funky little fella and dick loves the ability to steal his siblings’ abilities and use it against them)

Babs- Samus (specifically the black and yellow suit, that looks like batman. also samus is a badass female role model in a post apocalyptic type world. badass.)

Jason- King Dedede (he likes playing the big character with the bigass hammer and makes it his mission every single time he and dick play to knock dick off first)(steph pokes fun at him for picking the pink and purple one but jason can still kick ass even with the pink character)

Tim- Dark Pit (he’s an emo little bitch and absolutely has cosplayed as dark pit at least once for halloween. also winged characters are niceeee)

Steph- Bayonetta (woman. also playing a very pretty adult character and taking out tim is very fun)(she wishes there was a purple costume one but this is fine enough and she likes the finishing move where legs stomp on enemies)(also. gun shoes! gun shoes! gun shoes!)

Cass- Pikachu Libre (shes the only female pikachu option and shes also adorable. luchador pikachu is the best pikachu option in the game, and shes just so cute)

Duke- Isabella (shes adorable and yellow, and unassuming. he absolutely decimates his siblings. he has a longstanding truce with jason that they will not attack each other unless they are the last two in the game and will work together to take out their other siblings)

Damian- Greninja (damian plays pokemon games as a part of his learning to be a normal child. maps introduced him and collin to them and they play them together. greninja is his favorite of the pokemon in ssb ultimate and he has such a cool design)

Bruce- Luigi (calls him mario. cannot be corrected.)(enjoys messing with his kids)

[swoodthis]

Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #14

Wii Fit Trainer: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.

Ganondorf: (screaming backed by Beast Ganon’s roar)

[captainschmoe]

Kirby’s Diary, Day 1: Dear diare, today I lernd my 1st crs word. Bitch.

Kirby’s Diary, Day 2: Dory Diory Dear Diory, Bich.

Kirby’s Diary, Day 3: Dear dior, I just lerned the f word, it is fuck.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Baldur's Gate 3 Companion Romances in a nutshell because I've been playing the game and I have brain rot

Karlach: Haha, if we focus on how much we love each other the sense of impending doom might go away what inevitable tragic ending kiss me again lover!

Minthara: Help! She's breaking me faster than I can fix her!

Astarion: Hey baby, lemme just get close to you so you'll never let me get hurt, you're such a useful pawn wait a minute what the fuck no I wasn't SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU WHAT-

Gale: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his abusive ex.

Lae'zel: A tsundere who will actually fucking kill you, now with cult deprogramming.

Shadowheart: Enemies to friends to lovers, now with cult deprogramming.

Wyll: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his predatory business contract.

Halsin: Hippie Johnny Bravo.

[deep-neonn]

decided to make my first megapit post on this website

(here's the individual panels)

(based on this tumblr post)

[uncle-jj]

dr. mario: Sir, it appears your dog has...rabies.

villager: How can you tell, doctor?

dr. mario: *facepalms* She fangirls over K-pop.

isabelle: Not true! I only listened to three whole albums of BTS!

villager: And you had me buy you a shirt with J-Hope's face on it three weeks ago.

isabelle: ...I don't recall asking for that, Mr. Mayor.

dr. mario: Well Isabelle, you are wearing it right now.

dr. mario: I will prescribe a medication for your dog, sir. Make sure she takes it twice a day.

[ricekou]

The relationship between Sheik and Ganondorf in the Ocarina Of Time Manga always seemed curious to me, I like to imagine their interaction

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Sora, holding his Keyblade: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.