#incorrect namgi

[incorrectnamgi]

Namjoon : Welcome, fellow idiots

Yoongi: Hello, Namjoon

Namjoon : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Yoongi: You underestimate me

[comfortisbts]

Literally cackling over this for hours now because of how accurate this is 😭😭

Yoongi : ya why is there so much smoke in the kitchen, who burnt it down?!

Namjoon : hyungnim! *scratches neck in nervousness* ahahhah i was trying to cook you something

Yoongi : ":] namjoon-ah aish"

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Yoongi: Also from now we will be picking code names to go in and surprise Jungkook

Yoongi; I will be eagle 1

Points to Hoseok: Hobi will be there been there, done that

Points to Jimin: Currently doing that

Points to Taehyung: it happened once in a dream

Points to Namjoon: If I had to choose a straight person

And finally points to Him: Hyung you will be eagle 2

Jin: Thank God

[mitsuya-takashi]

Yoongi: "I'd fight you but my weighted blanket is holding me back."

Namjoon: "Weighted- Yoongi that's Jimin."

[huachengslastbraincell]

Yoongi: “As Gandhi once said; Fuck.”

Namjoon: “Gandhi did not say that.”

Yoongi: “That was the joke, dumbass.”

[collegeaus]

yoongi: hey wanna go bowling?

namjoon: yeah let's go

[later at an all-u-can-eat buffet]

namjoon: i thought u meant the bowling alley

yoongi, on his third bowl: eat ur damn soup!!!

[flevrry]

interviewer: what would you like to say to those who doubted your success?

namjoon: i hope they can see where i am now and believe in themselves too.

yoongi: how does my entire ass taste, bitches?

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #187

namjoon : just tell hobi he's cute. what's the worst that could happen?

yoongi : he could hear me.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Namjoon: Your hair looks good today.

Yoongi: My hair looks good everyday.

Namjoon: You make it hard to flirt with you.

Yoongi: You … make me hard.

Namjoon: …

Yoongi: See, that’s how you flirt.

[correct-bangtannies]

Namjoo: Hi

Yoonji: Send dudes

Namjoo: ... You mean nudes?

Yoonji: I'm in a fight, I need more men

[exslytherin]

pre-debut namjoon: listen here, pretty boy

pre-debut yoongi: why is "pretty boy" even considered an insult

namjoon: wha--

yoongi: call me "pretty boy again"

yoongi: I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen

[incorrectnamgi]

Yoongi: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Namjoon: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Yoongi:

Yoongi: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[heyyouknowbts]

This blog hit another milestone, and so fast 😲  I hope you enjoy these BTS as meme tweets. Thank you so much 💜

[btsmosphere]

bts as things my friends have said #27

Yoongi: you know when you feel your body going into the shadow realm Namjoon: isn’t that sleep..?

[felixify]

Namjoon : Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you.

Yoongi : You're so naïve, Namjoon . You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living in a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England.

[collegeaus]

yoongi: [mutters] i wanna climb u like a tree

namjoon: sorry?

yoongi: i said 'would u like some tea'?