#incorrect yoonmin

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Jimin: Could I have a quicky?

Yoong: Hyperventilating in the corner

Jin: For the last time, it's pronounced quiche

[heartsforlily]

regulus: i don't like you.

james: okay, let go of my hand then.

regulus, holding james' hand tighter: no.

[correct-bangtannies]

Yoongi: No

Jimin:

Yoongi: … What did I tell you about battling your eyelashes at me?

Jimin, sadly: It only works on Namjoon

[minjizdraft]

JIMIN x MIN YOONGI 🫴

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jimin: *arguing with someone* Fight me!

Yoongi: *behind him holding a knife*

Yoongi: *mouthing* Don't.

[thespoopyemo]

Incorrect BTS Quote #5:

Jimin: Hey, Yoongi-hyung, you've been wearing that same hoodie for three days now. Wear something else for a change, why don't you?

Yoongi: *starts patting his pockets, then lifts up the couch cushions*

Jimin: *frowns* What're you looking for?

Yoongi: Where I asked for your fucking opinion.

Namjoon: *spits out cup noodles*

[incorrectenhabts]

Namjoon: beautiful rock you got there

Jimin: yoongi gave it to me

Yoongi: I threw it at you!

Jimin: he’s very sweet

[btsmosphere]

bts as things my friends have said #29

Yoongi: *rubbing butter on a pizza crust* Jimin, looking on with genuine envy: god I wish that were me

[exslytherin]

jimin: I did a bad thing

yoongi: does it affect me?

jimin: no

yoongi: then suffer in silence.

[shae-ot7]

Jimin: Where are we going?

Yoongi: My place. You can sleep on the couch.

Jimin: I am not sleeping on the couch!

Yoongi: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.

[felixify]

Jimin : Future Husband™ say "meow"

Taehyung : You know that's now how that works right ?

Yoongi : meow

Taehyung : ...

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Jimin: Why won't they talk to us?

Yoongi: It's because they are homophobic

Jimin: We are not gay Yoongi

Yoongi: We are not?

[urmiibby]

Jimin: What are you?

Yoongi: I have no clue. Wait! Ask me again!

Jimin: What are y-

Yoongi: In fucking charge!

[correct-bangtannies]

Jimin: Oh, no! Our neighbor died!

Yoongi: Who, Ray?

Jimin: I don't think cheering is appropriate, hyung

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jimin *curled up under a blanket with Yoongi*: Isn't this romantic?

Yoongi *listening as Taehyung and Jungkook fight over who gets the top bunk in the other room*: Oh, sure.

[5and3nevermind]

One thing I’ve had to work on is not correcting people when they say something about yoonmin that is verifiably incorrect. I know I won’t be regarded as objective by many people. And I also know that at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter. What the fandom thinks of yoonmin (good or bad or neutral) doesn’t change anything.

Here’s a cute ym pic to make up for the fact that this was a mildly grumpy post: