#incorrect yoonmin

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Jimin: You can ask anyone. We are close.

Taehyung nods

Yoongi: sometimes V and my boyfriend have sleepovers on our bed with me in it

[toescapetherealityoflife]

Jungkook: Hey, what’s up?

Yoongi: The sky.

Jungkook: No, I meant like, what are you doing?

Yoongi: Oh, Jimin.

Jimin: *highfives Yoongi* Nice!

[minyooon3012]

Namjoon: did you change you password?

Yoongi: no

Namjoon:

Yoongi:

Yoongi, sipping coffee: “jimin” was too short, apparently

*Jungkook cackling in the background*

[rudemarshmallow]

Yoongi: You can't make everyone like

you, you're not jimin

Jungkook: What? not everyone likes jiminhyung

Yoongi: Who doesn't?

Jungkook: well-

Yoongi, grabs shovel: Names, now. give me their names.

[minjizdraft]

JIMIN x MIN YOONGI 🫴

[5and3nevermind]

One thing I’ve had to work on is not correcting people when they say something about yoonmin that is verifiably incorrect. I know I won’t be regarded as objective by many people. And I also know that at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter. What the fandom thinks of yoonmin (good or bad or neutral) doesn’t change anything.

Here’s a cute ym pic to make up for the fact that this was a mildly grumpy post:

[btsdormstorm]

NAMJIN VS YOONMIN

namjoon - if i were a gardener , i would put our tulips together ;))

Jin - awhhhhh i am shyyy

yooonmmminnnnn

Yoongi - if i were a gardener you'd be my hoe <3

Jimin - i would be pleased majesty

[sweaterpaws-chimchim]

Yoonmin proposal

Yoongi: fight me

*gets on one knee*

Yoongi: for the rest of our lives fight me

Jimin: *tearing up* that's how you're proposing?

Yoongi: *flips open the ring box* Is that a no?

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Jimin: Could I have a quicky?

Yoong: Hyperventilating in the corner

Jin: For the last time, it's pronounced quiche

[toescapetherealityoflife]

Jimin: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Yoongi: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Jimin: Seize the dick.

[mitsuya-takashi]

Yoongi: "I'd fight you but my weighted blanket is holding me back."

Namjoon: "Weighted- Yoongi that's Jimin."

[collegeaus]

jimin: [falls down a flight of stairs]

yoongi: are u ok

jimin: depends. do u believe in love at first sight or do i have to roll by you again

[journalsnpoetry]

jimin: *phone rings*

seokjin: *laughs* you still call your dad "daddy" ?

jimin: *answers and looks at seokjin directly in the eye* yes, yoongi?

seokjin: *chokes on his tea*

[uhgoodxxxx]

Jimin : Who hurt you ?

Yoongi; lugging his emotional baggage around : You want a list or

[yoonminbootycall]

Jimin : how much do you love me?

Yoongi : well, look at the stars and count them. That’s how much I love you

Jimin : but it’s morning?

Yoongi : exactly.

[btsdormstorm]

Ass?

jimin - do you think i am a badass

Yoongi - no i think your ass is great and very much spankablee i love i-

Tae - 👁️👄👁️

Jimin - 👁️👄👁️

Yoongi - what was the question again-?