#incorrect taejoon

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

[exslytherin]

jimin: so here's the tea... namjoon: you called an emergency meeting taehyung: hyung, do you want the tea or not? exslytherin on tumblr

[wsjotae]

Jo: You need to learn how to express your emotions, Tiger.

TJ: I do express them.

Jo: Threatening to shoot someone is not the same as sharing your feelings.

TJ: Agree to disagree.

[collegeaus]

namjoon: did you tell anyone we're dating?

taehyung: yeah i posted on weverse that we're dating

namjoon: ok there's no need for sarcasm

taehyung: no seriously i have no self-control and posted on weverse that we're dating

[felixify]

Taehyung : *staring at nothing in particular , looks like he's in deep thoughts *

Namjoon , joining him : What're you thinking about buddy ?

Taehyung : If you think about it , you're always touching something at all times. Be it your clothes , the floor , or even air . However , at the same time , you've never touched anything , because atoms never touch each other. I'm trying to decide which is worse .

Namjoon : Holy shit , what are you on ?

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #186

taehyung : i don't believe in the moon. i think it's just the back of the sun.

namjoon, being physically restrained by the rest of bts : JUST LET ME PUNCH HIM ONCE THAT'S ALL I ASK OF YOU!

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

<At a Museum>

Namjoon: This was painted by Michelangelo.

Taehyung: I'm not stupid, hyung. I know the Ninja Turtles aren't real.

[correct-bangtannies]

HYYH Taehyung: In twenty years, I guarantee you I'll be Namjoon's second spouse

HYYH Seokjin:

HYYH Seokjin: What happened to his first spouse?

HYYH Taehyung: Nothing you can prove

[kuuipobangtan]

Nobody stans our fearless leader more than BTS does

[kittymsmithwritesstuff]

Why the Legends Fight In the Games

Bloodhound: I wish to honor the Allfather and my fallen love

Gibraltar: I want to help people as a way to make up for my mistakes.

Lifeline: I want to help as many people as possible to make up for my parents' mistakes.

Pathfinder: I want to find my creator

Wraith: All I want is to know who I am.

Bangalore: I just want to see my family again and reunite whatever is left of it.

Mirage: I'm terrified of being forgotten and alone in the world as my last living blood relative slowly loses her memory, so I'm hoping to preserve mine in whatever way possible.

Wattson: I want to help the people who have been family to me, and to make my papa proud.

Crypto: I want to clear my name and have a normal life again.

Loba: I want to avenge my parents' brutal murders so I can have the chance to move on fully in my life.

Horizon: I care about nothing but my son and getting to hold him in my arms again.

Fuse: I'd just like to feel alive doing something I love.

But some mothafuckers be like

Revenant: I wanna kill people. Also, get revenge on Hammond by killing Hammond people, but I mostly just enjoy murder too brutal for a snuff film.

Caustic: I want to put people through horrific scientific experiments while jacking off to my own intelligence for research purposes with zero regards for any sort of human casualties.

Octane: I'm bored and I thought getting shot at might make me slightly less bored.

Rampart: I sold guns on the black market and then some old fuck thought it was cool I didn't die when people wanted me to, so now I sell guns on the black market but advertise it on the same channel as Nascar.

[gloxerynizzdedd]

Lookism 395 and 396

I'm unable to comprehend some parts and post pictures recently since the translator website has been down... anyways, reading (practically looking at the pictures) the recent chapters has made clear that the things are now gonna revolve around workers for a while that'll eventually lead to all the dark secrets behind the success of hnh group since workers have been the only crew directly connected with the geniuses.

There is also a theory that eugene is also one of charles' geniuses (there was an episode where samuel addressed someone as a genius, who possibly created those pills which were consumed by olly and sinu)... imo, the new genius who is torturing daniel rn is the one who created those pills... and maybe he's voluntarily hiding from the white tiger job center.

Now, Daniel has revealed the truth about his second body to that genius and eugene (he was given some kind of confession drug..) this is actually the first time that the truth is revealed by daniel himself, so something big is gonna happen.

As for Vin Jin's backstory, he killed his junior in middle school in cheonliang (the bike incident probably) and at last Mary thanked Vin when he said he didn't regret killing that guy... Maybe mary thanked him for killing the guy/not regretting killing him.

Also, in the panel where Daniel was drugged, he kept blabbering about enu and mentioned that enu is at Jay's house. This raises questions that is Jay not concerned with Daniel anymore? Or is he not aware about his condition?? Or maybe Jay is restricted from going out of his house because in his last appearance, Jay was told to stay out of all this...

Now lil Daniel is gonna take lessons from Gun to become stronger so that he can protect his second body from workers.

[yayoonyah]

namjoon: i assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this band

taehyung: is there another type of idiocy you'd be more comfortable with?

[exslytherin]

taehyung: hyung... why is your hair on fire?

namjoon: this is just how my day is going

[chocohybrid]

Apex Legends + text posts 2! [ part 1 ] - [ part 2 ] - [ part 3 ] - [ part 4 ]

[starkaroo]

namjoon: how do jimin and taehyung get out of these messes?

jin: they don't. they just make a bigger mess to cancel out the previous ones

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #173

namjoon : HELP! I TOLD JIN HYUNG I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

taehyung, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: and you thought i could help?