#incorrect taekook

[chasmoon]

TH: *finds crumpled piece of paper*

TH: what‘s this?

JK: that‘s my to-do list!

TH: woah that‘s so good, you‘re so organized, I never thought that-

TH: ...

TH: this only has my name on it

JK:

TH:

JK: yeah, I‘m pretty organized

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

[huachengslastbraincell]

Jungkook: Yeeted.

Taehyung: Yote.

Jimin: YEETED.

Hoseok: YOTE.

Namjoon: You're all wrong. It's yate. I yeet, I will yeet, I yate.

Jin: I just wanted to know who threw all the chopsticks out of the window.

Yoongi *in the back*: Why have you forsaken me with these idiots, God? WHY??

[dudazzita]

jungkook bts layout

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[jaeurus]

jeongguk : so, looks like i'm gonna spend the weekend with taehyung, tutor him in math.

namjoon : so, you're allegedly tutoring taehyung in math

jin: are you even good in math?

namjoon : what's the square root of x?

jeongguk : um, i really can't answer that?

namjoon : a-ha!

jeongguk : no, see. x is a variable so until you define its parimeter is the only possible answer is the variable or x if you prefer.

jin: is that right?

namjoon : sounds good.

jeongguk : so, i can go?

jin : you can go, but i'll be watching the news. and if anything gets vandalized, or explodes, or catches on fire, x is gonna equal me kicking your ass.

[taehyungg]

jungkook: hey there’s this tiktok trend where you kiss the same gender

taehyung: really? ok

——

taehyung: can i see it

jungkook: see what

taehyung: the tiktok?

jungkook: what’s a tiktok

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[heyyouknowbts]

BTS as Florida man headlines, volume LVIII

BTS as Florida man masterlist

[kkaebsongnuguaegi]

TaeKook (ft. NamJin)

Jungkook: Jin hyung, why do you have to be so damn loud last night with Namjoon hyung?

Seokjin: Jungkook, why do you have to be screwing Taehyung until he screamed so damn loud that everyone can heard it EVERY. NIGHT. Huh?

Jungkook:

Seokjin: *sips tea*

[raylenships]

*All the BTS members except Jungkook are sitting at the dining room table after breakfast*

Jungkook: *hobbling in* Man, my legs are killing me!

Jimin: Why?

*Taehyung and Jeongguk glance at each other then blush*

Jin: OH HELL NO–

Yoongi: *snickering in the background*

Jimin: *shakes his head in disappointment* Good lord, do either of you have any self control?!

Jin: –I WILL KICK YOU BOTH OUT RN IF YOU TELL ME YOU DID IT HERE!!

Taehyung: Of course not, hyung

Namjoon: Chill out, Jin. I took them to a children's trampoline room yesterday. They had a blast.

Jungkook: Hyunggg! I told you not to tell anyone!

Hobi: Nobody's judging. Was it fun?

Jin: EVERYBODY, SHUT THE FUCK UP I ALMOST COMMITED A MURDER–

[taintedstarlight]

Taehyung: Kookie, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Jungkook: *nervous gay laughter* Umm... Neat!

[Later]

Jungkook: *lying face down on his bed* I can’t believe I said "Neat", hyung. "Neat." Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!

Yoongi: *idly turns manga page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Hoseok confessed to me?

Jungkook: Didn’t you like, thank him?

Yoongi: *closes manga to stare at the ceiling* I thanked him.

[flevrry]

taehyung, eating a cinnamon roll

jungkook: cannibalism.

taehyung: *confused chewing noises*

[chasmoon]

TAEHYUNG: *feels arms wrap around his waist*

TAEHYUNG: I have a boyf- *turns around*

JUNGKOOK: *grins*

TAEHYUNG: *blushes* oh, hi boyfriend

[sweet-like-taetae]

Taehyung: I really like talented men

Jungkook: Well not to brag but I piss off every hyung in five seconds

[minjizdraft]

Taetae

[dudazzita]

taehyung bts icons

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[incorrectaekook]

No one:  Literally no body at all:  Jungkook: I’m a bad guy