#incorrect clay

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[pokemonblack3white3]

Hello BB League enjoyers

[c-kiddo]

waow

[fabuloustrash05]

[After coming home from his date with Poppy]

Branch: Poppy kissed me!

John Dory: No way!

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Branch: It was unbelievable...

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

John Dory: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything! Bruce, unplug the phone. Branch, does this end well or is Floyd going to need tissues?

Branch: Oh it ended very well.

Clay: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!

Bruce: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

Branch: Well, at first it was really intense and then... we just sorta sunk into it...

Floyd: So were you holding her or were her hands like on your back?

Branch: No, actually first she pulled me close to her by grabbing my vest... and then I moved my hands up to hold hers...

Brozone: Awww...

[cut to Poppy eating cupcakes with Viva]

Poppy: And then I kissed him.

Viva: Tongue?

Poppy: Yeah.

Viva: Cool.

[foolilazuli]

Klavier, twirling his hair as he talks about Apollo: He just makes me feel so giddy, like I’m a schoolgirl again

Kristoph, very much regretting this prison visit: I really don’t want to talk about your sex life, Klavier. Especially when it’s with my protégée

Clay: Hey, you kissed Klav yet?

Apollo: Yea

Clay: Tongue?

Apollo: Yea

Clay, high-fives Apollo: Noice

[incorrect-mighty-nein]

Caduceus: if you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous

Fjord: what if it bites me and it dies?

Caleb: then you’re poisonous. Christ, Fjord, learn to listen

Jester: what if it bites itself and I die?

Beau: that’s voodoo

Nott: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Caleb: that’s correlation, not causation

Jester: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Beau: that’s kinky

Caduceus: I give up

[vivianthepigeon]

Poppy: “I can’t even SPEAK the name of the troll that organized that MONSTROSITY”

Branch: “I don’t give a fuck. His name was creek.”

Poppy: “FUCKING CREEK”

[resident-wof-expert]

Peril: Will you go out with me?

Peril: If yes, say yes. If no, find my long-lost twin who's most likely dead.

Clay, walking away: Wait here.

Peril: ???

Clay, holding Sky in his arms: I found him in a dumpster.

Peril: ...

Peril: Please. I just want a boyfriend.

[claitea]

thought it would be fun to put alto in a plasma grunt uniform and it was a good excuse to doodle the ranger n i keep thinking of as well

[koppaiterocker]

Is this anything.

[fandorkofeverything]

Floyd: Oh no, we're going to jail!

Branch: JD and Bruce are going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped.

Clay: That's a good plan. You, Floyd, and I were kidnapped.

Bruce: If JD and I are going to jail, we're all going to jail!

[pokemonblack3white3]

tumblr user pokemonblack3white3 this is the 7th week in a row you've shown BB League in class

[araliadon]

Beau: Caleb, truth or dare?

Caleb: Uh… truth?

Caduceus: How many hours have you slept this week?

Caleb: … I mean, dare!

Veth: I dare you to go to sleep.

Caleb: … I don’t like this game.

[shadebloopnik]

Branch: I love all of my brothers equally.

Branch: Floyd, Cloy, Spice and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Finding Dory.

[foolilazuli]

[incorrect-mighty-nein]

Caduceus: my parents had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later. But once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice. Be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice. And then destroy them

The Nein:

Beau: Cad, what the FUCK