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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious
#Clay-colored thrush#memes#Costa Rica#birds#listen y’all I suffered to make this#my brother literally took a class in college called ‘soils’ so I asked him if clay is dirt or not#and I got a 20 minute lecture about how ‘dirt’ is an incorrect laymen’s term for soil so really nothing in the world is dirt#I said fuck that I’m calling it dirt
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Hello BB League enjoyers
#Pokemon#Champion Kieran#Rival carmine#Elite four drayton#Elite four Lacey#Elite four amarys#Elite four Crispin#Briar pokemon#Gym leader Clay#diamond clan adaman#perrin pokemon#incorrect quotes#Mine#assorted musings
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#based on all the posts abt everyone elses reactions to the new info from by downfall especially abt the wildmother. if ur confused#myart#?#caduceus clay#fjord stone#cr downfall#critical role#critical role fanart#described#u get to see this bc the drawing of essek made me laugh#tagging him also feels a little incorrect bc i drew him stupid.. deserved.
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[After coming home from his date with Poppy]
Branch: Poppy kissed me!
John Dory: No way!
Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!
Branch: It was unbelievable...
Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!
John Dory: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything! Bruce, unplug the phone. Branch, does this end well or is Floyd going to need tissues?
Branch: Oh it ended very well.
Clay: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!
Bruce: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?
Branch: Well, at first it was really intense and then... we just sorta sunk into it...
Floyd: So were you holding her or were her hands like on your back?
Branch: No, actually first she pulled me close to her by grabbing my vest... and then I moved my hands up to hold hers...
Brozone: Awww...
[cut to Poppy eating cupcakes with Viva]
Poppy: And then I kissed him.
Viva: Tongue?
Poppy: Yeah.
Viva: Cool.
#source: friends#incorrect trolls quotes#incorrect quotes#trolls#trolls band together#trolls 3#broppy#branch x poppy#poppy x branch#branch#queen poppy#princess poppy#poppy#brozone#John Dory#spruce#bruce#clay#Floyd#princess viva#viva#dreamworks
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Klavier, twirling his hair as he talks about Apollo: He just makes me feel so giddy, like I’m a schoolgirl again
Kristoph, very much regretting this prison visit: I really don’t want to talk about your sex life, Klavier. Especially when it’s with my protégée
Clay: Hey, you kissed Klav yet?
Apollo: Yea
Clay: Tongue?
Apollo: Yea
Clay, high-fives Apollo: Noice
#ace attorney#incorrect quotes#incorrect ace attorney quotes#ace attorney incorrect quotes#klavier gavin#kristoph gavin#apollo justice#clay terran#klapollo
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Caduceus: if you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous
Fjord: what if it bites me and it dies?
Caleb: then you’re poisonous. Christ, Fjord, learn to listen
Jester: what if it bites itself and I die?
Beau: that’s voodoo
Nott: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Caleb: that’s correlation, not causation
Jester: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Beau: that’s kinky
Caduceus: I give up
#critical role#the mighty nein#incorrect quotes#caleb widogast#nott the brave#beauregard lionett#jester lavorre#fjord tusktooth#caduceus clay#the mighty queue
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Poppy: “I can’t even SPEAK the name of the troll that organized that MONSTROSITY”
Branch: “I don’t give a fuck. His name was creek.”
Poppy: “FUCKING CREEK”
#trolls band together incorrect quotes#incorrect trolls quotes#source: what we do in the shadows#trolls 3 band together#trolls 3#trolls 3 trolls band together#trolls#trolls hc#trolls headcanon#trolls au#trolls movie#trolls band together#branch trolls#poppy trolls#broppy trolls#creek trolls#broppy#clay trolls#bruce trolls#john dory trolls#floyd trolls#brozone#brozone hc#brozone headcanons#brozone fanfic#trolls fanfic#viva trolls#brozone trolls#trolls creek#bitty b
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Peril: Will you go out with me?
Peril: If yes, say yes. If no, find my long-lost twin who's most likely dead.
Clay, walking away: Wait here.
Peril: ???
Clay, holding Sky in his arms: I found him in a dumpster.
Peril: ...
Peril: Please. I just want a boyfriend.
#wof#wof incorrect quotes#wings of fire#wings of fire incorrect quotes#wof peril#wof clay#wof sky#cleril#incorrect quotes
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thought it would be fun to put alto in a plasma grunt uniform and it was a good excuse to doodle the ranger n i keep thinking of as well
#pokemon#pokemon oc#oc: alto#pokemon black and white#pokemon bw#n harmonia#natural harmonia gropius#pokemon n#clai's ocs#birdsongshipping#clai's art#n looks so good in the ranger uniform.... <- hopelessly biased guy who would say n looks good in Anything probably#on the flip side it feels Incorrect to put a hood on alto. the Loop is like their defining design trait its not alto if theres no hair loop#i don't have a fleshed out au or anything this was just for funsies#under the right circumstances. if they got to alto early enough. they could be convinced to join plasma#maybe n saving alto's life happens much earlier which makes alto blindly follow n into the team#they'd feel extremely betrayed when n leaves at the end of bw1 until they find out exactly what went down--#--and what plasma's True goals were#at that point alto re-devotes themself to what n set out to do and also try to make up for the crushing guilt of being involved with plasma#staying with the team but also working with the driftveil safehouse when they can. bringing them stolen pokemon to care for#ok i may have plasma alto thoughts but ranger n is kinda just. i think he's neat VHDVRHBFF#that could be a full roleswap or even like. maybe post bw2 he could do this#i imagine he barely even needs the styler he can just ask pokemon to help him directly
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Is this anything.
#koppaiterocker#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls band together#trolls poppy#trolls branch#trolls clay#trolls john dory#trolls velvet#trolls veneer#velvet and veneer#trolls floyd#brozone#tbt#trolls brozone#incorrect quotes#trollsposts
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Floyd: Oh no, we're going to jail!
Branch: JD and Bruce are going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped.
Clay: That's a good plan. You, Floyd, and I were kidnapped.
Bruce: If JD and I are going to jail, we're all going to jail!
#incorrect quotes#trolls#trolls clay#trolls branch#trolls floyd#trolls john dory#trolls bruce#brozone#source: young sheldon
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tumblr user pokemonblack3white3 this is the 7th week in a row you've shown BB League in class
#Pokemon#Mine#Assorted musings#Gym leader Clay#Elite four Crispin#Yeah I'm just stealing mutuals' posts now for these#Rival carmine#Trainer carmine#Pecharunt#Champion kieran#Elite four drayton#Elite four amarys#Elite four Grimsley#Champion Alder#Gym leader Katy#Elite four siebold#Gym leader Chili#Gym leader cilan#Gym leader cress#Striaton trio#Trial captain mallow#Elite four lacey#Team plasma colress#Champion iris#Incorrect quotes
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Beau: Caleb, truth or dare?
Caleb: Uh… truth?
Caduceus: How many hours have you slept this week?
Caleb: … I mean, dare!
Veth: I dare you to go to sleep.
Caleb: … I don’t like this game.
#critical role#mighty nein#caleb widogast#beauregard lionett#caduceus clay#veth brenatto#incorrect critical role#incorrect mighty Nein#but tbh I could see this happening
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Branch: I love all of my brothers equally.
Branch: Floyd, Cloy, Spice and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Finding Dory.
#Branch#trolls branch#trolls#trolls band together#trolls dreamworks#trolls incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#trolls john dory#trolls jd#john dory#floyd#trolls floyd#spruce#trolls spruce#clay#trolls clay#bloopnik rambles
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#had to edit the words in the first pic cause my handwriting sucked#ace attorney#incorrect quotes#incorrect ace attorney quotes#ace attorney incorrect quotes#apollo justice#clay terran#claypollo#aoodo#aa mikeko#mikeko#meme redraw#my art
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Caduceus: my parents had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later. But once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice. Be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice. And then destroy them
The Nein:
Beau: Cad, what the FUCK
#I’m taking a great deal of pleasure making Cad say the most unhinged shit#follows by Beau saying#cad what the fuck#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#beauregard lionett#caduceus clay#the mighty queue
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