#incorrect trolls quotes

[fabuloustrash05]

[After coming home from his date with Poppy]

Branch: Poppy kissed me!

John Dory: No way!

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Branch: It was unbelievable...

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

John Dory: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything! Bruce, unplug the phone. Branch, does this end well or is Floyd going to need tissues?

Branch: Oh it ended very well.

Clay: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!

Bruce: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

Branch: Well, at first it was really intense and then... we just sorta sunk into it...

Floyd: So were you holding her or were her hands like on your back?

Branch: No, actually first she pulled me close to her by grabbing my vest... and then I moved my hands up to hold hers...

Brozone: Awww...

[cut to Poppy eating cupcakes with Viva]

Poppy: And then I kissed him.

Viva: Tongue?

Poppy: Yeah.

Viva: Cool.

[vivianthepigeon]

Poppy: “I can’t even SPEAK the name of the troll that organized that MONSTROSITY”

Branch: “I don’t give a fuck. His name was creek.”

Poppy: “FUCKING CREEK”

[i-is-v-tired]

This is only going to ring with a few people on here but you gotta believe that there is more then one troll in Pop Village that is like this:

Random Troll: Hey Branch, how old is your brother?

Branch: What?

Random Troll: No, not like that.

Branch:……?

Random Troll: ….Well, it is. It is like that. How old is he? I come in the bunker, he was like "You wanna eat?" I said "Eat what?"

Branch: First of all, get out of my bunker and second, stop hitting on my brother!

[fandorkofeverything]

Branch, fed up: I am nobody's baby, got it?! I don't want you here *points to John Dory* And I don't want you or you here! *points to Clay and Bruce* I'm stuck with you! *points to Poppy*

[incorrect-trolls-imagines]

Party squad but jealous headcannon (not of each other) love your work 🫶🏽

look i KNOW it was most definitely a typo but "Party Squad" got me giggling and stuff ngl--

♥️🖤💙 Partner Squad Being Jealous Headcanons ♥️🖤💙

❤️ Barb ❤️

How easy is to make her jealous: 8/10

When she gets jealous she tries to not let it show, but, let's be honest here, she's terrible at it and it's very, very obvious. She's this 👌 close from outright snarling at whoever got her jealousy senses going. It not common for her to get jealous but it can sometimes happen and she's too stubborn to admit she's feeling that way, so you have to really talk her through it if you want her to feel more at ease.

Best way to reassure her: Quality time! It's as simple as that. Especially if it's with a lot of nose nuzzles and tiny kisses, those are her weakness and will help her forget about whoever set her off.

🩷 Poppy 🩷

How easy is to make her jealous: 3/10

She knows better than to be jealous (she's one of the hardest to get jealous out of the whole Squad actually), but sometimes she can't help it. There are moments when she sees other trolls outside of the polycule being a bit too friendly with you for her taste and she gets kinda restless about it. She won't be outspoken about it but it's very obvious when she's upset about something because her smile looks way more forced and she laughs a lot to cover up how tense she feels.

Best way to reassure her: Just. Talk her through it, really. Remove yourself and her from the vicinity of the troll that got her feeling jelly and give her some smooches, tell her how much you love and appreciate her and it'll be like night and day in no time at all.

🩵 Branch 🩵

How easy is to make him jealous: 9/10

It is very known already he gets increasingly grouchier whenever he gets jealous, which is not that often but his Jelly-Meter™️ can very easily be triggered. He will pout, he will sulk and he will make a lot of passive aggressive comments about the troll that was getting too comfy with you in his personal opinion. But even if he can be very easily set off in this aspect, he's never been wrong about his assumptions before, and he knows when someone outside the polycule is flirting with you and when the conversation is entirely friendly and harmless.

Best way to reassure him: Distract him first to help him cool off and then let him vent about it, because trust me, he'll have a whole monologue to destress about the situation. Also, validate him so he doesn't feel like he's overreacting, because he will kinda feel bad about it if you don't.

💙 Trollex 💙

How easy is to make him jealous: 5/10

Trollex can be a bit oblivious at times when it comes to this kind of stuff. He's blissfully aloof because more often than not his focus is on you and you only. But, once he catches someone getting a bit too close to you, or making a few out-of-pocket comments about your appearance or personality, that's when he snaps out of Heart Eye Land, that's his "hol' up" moment. He gets pouty, grumbles a lot and he'll be wearing this half pout half scowl look when he talks to the troll that made him jelly. It's comically obvious he's upset.

Best way to reassure him: Stepping away from the situation and talking about it it's the best route to take with this fella, but it'll help his peace of mind a million times over if you blow off whoever was flirting with you yourself. He'll also get super giddy if you add any remarks towards your happy position inside the polycule, so please do add those remarks, please.

💚 Tresillo 💚

How easy is to make him jealous: 7.5/10

Tresillo’s a cool guy, he usually very chill about other trolls interacting with you, not even blinking an eye when someone else hugs you or hangs out around you frequently. But things change once he knows that someone has ulterior motives and it's clearly flirting. He'll get vocal about it right there and then, fuming at the lack of shame the other troll has for daring to act like that right in front of him. To keep things from escalating further than this, you'll have to drag him away while he grumbles and curses in Spanish under his breath.

Best way to reassure him: Once the situation is over, he'll need a lot of hugs and cuddles to help him cool off and go back to his calm persona. He'll be sorta pissy about the whole thing for a few hours but that'll pass eventually, just keep those cuddles coming and he'll be fine.

🧡 Hickory 🧡

How easy is to make him jealous: 2/10

Hickory almost never ever gets jealous. Not even when someone comes up to you to flirt or whatever, because on top of being a calm soul, he's cocky as hell. He knows very dang well you won't give pay the time of day to any attempt at seduction from some rando troll outside the polycule, so he just watches with a knowing smirk, snickering to himself and lets you deal with the situation if you're up for it. He'll only intervene if you too fed up and then he'll simply wrap and arm around your waist and pull you away to go somewhere else. Easy peasy.

Best way to reassure him: In the very, very, very rare case that he does get jealous of someone else, he won't actually need you to do anything at all. He'll keep his frustrations to himself and he'll deal with them on his own and it'll be as if he wasn't bothered at all cuz he's got an image to uphold, okay?

[mon-petit-cabbages]

*After Trolls: Band Together, Branch and his brothers are having dinner*

John Dory, out of nowhere: Oh wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments done on me all the time!

Branch: Ah finally an explanation.

[crapsherlock]

Trolls

Branch: (sighing, still grey) In light of what you did today, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Poppy: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS!?!?!?

Branch: No! Four to five seconds!

Poppy: (already hugging him) TOO LATE!

[crossoverquest]

Anubis: Well, Velvet, you’d better have a VERY good explanation for putting a hole in my office’s wall and knocking out three of my officers.

Velvet: About that, I was testing something.

Anubis: TESTING?

Velvet: Well, yes. As you may recall, I created my R.I.C unit while in a drunken stupor. As such, not even I know what she’s capable of.

Anubis: I see. That’s why we have Boom.

Velvet: Oh, yeah. Sorry.

[cartoon-brainrot]

Guess who had the time to finally watch Trolls Band Together and was dragged back into their Trolls hyper-fixation

[fabuloustrash05]

[If Branch’s brothers were around for the first movie]

Floyd, looking at Poppy’s party invitation: Who’s Poppy?

John Dory: Branch’s girlfriend.

Bruce: Branch has a girlfriend?!

Branch: She’s not my girlfriend.

Clay: How long has this been going on?!

John Dory: A couple of months I think.

Branch: She’s NOT my girlfriend!

Floyd: So let’s get this straight…

Clay: For the past few months since we’ve returned home we’ve been asking Branch “what’s new”.

Bruce: And he never thought to tell us that he has a girlfriend?!

Branch: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!

[vivianthepigeon]

Poppy: “I made this friendship bracelet for you!”

Branch: “ah, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person.”

Poppy: “You don’t have to wear it-“

Branch: “No I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.”

[milfsincrime]

part one: pre therapy appt

jj: emily, why do we have marriage counselling booked this weekend? we aren’t fighting??

emily: oh i forgot about that. it’s for me and derek

jj: derek is not your wife

emily: we thought it would be fun to see how long it’d take the therapist to work out that we’re not married, i’m a lesbian, and all the problems are fake

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

if colors had grubblr

🫒 gr33nasthegrass Follow

:33 < hate when yellow gets all the credit fur being a purrimary color when its literally r G b

🍯 mellow-yellow Follow

uhh.. ii liiterally am a 2ub2tractiive priimary. liike yeah iit 2uck2 that you dont get the recogniitiion you de2erve but you dont have two put down other color2

🐙 majestic-magenta Follow

At least you're on t)(e color w)(eel 38(

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🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

1 H4T3 COLORS WHOS3 H3X COD3S ST4RT W1TH "F". 1TS L1T3R4LLY SUCH 4 R3D FL4G

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🔮 therealroyalpurple Follow

youre in her dms im a fundamental part a her personality. wwe are not the same

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🩸 rubyred Follow

if y0u cant be represented by a wavelength 0f light y0ure n0t a real c0l0r

🐙 majestic-magenta Follow

T)(is is litereely so toxic, wtf! Colors t)(at are perseaved only w)(en t)(e s)(ort and long cones are activated toget)(er are valid!

♠️ blackasmysoul Follow

TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME I'M THE "ABSENCE OF COLOR" AND THEREFORE NOT A COLOR MYSELF. LIKE, YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE HOW I IDENTIFY.

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♠️ blackasmysoul Follow

WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT ORANGE IS THE NEW ME. I LITERALLY HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE.

🔥 thecolornotthefruit Follow

sOUNDS LIKE, a SKILL ISSUE????

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🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

STOP S4Y1NG M3 4ND BLU3 LOOK 4L1K3!!! W3 4R3 L1T3R4LLY D1FF3R3NT COLORS

🧿 therealroyal8lue Follow

Yeah!!!!!!!! I'm so much hotter than that.

🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

FUCK YOU

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[incorrect-trolls-imagines]

I wanna see some Trollex x Y/N but make it oddly wholesome.

Also, evil Trollex AU if possible pls 👀👌🏻

Y'all know what they say, better late than never, here's some Trollex appretiation time!

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Wholesome Y/N x Trollex HCs

Trollex is a sweetheart by nature. Supportive of everything his s/o does and aspires to through and through.

He usually shows himself as a suave dude for his partner but they know better; he's the biggest softie around and will become comically flustered if this is brought up by them.

Despite what people might think, Y/N isn't fooled by his blushing and stuttering and knows he doesn't mind PDA at all, but in fact likes it. Will struggle to return the gestures tho (being kinda self concious), but he'll try.

Hand holding, pecks on the cheek, a palm on the waist and loving hugs are a must when the two are together, both given and recieved by either of the pair.

He's prone to self doubt but never fear, Y/N is here! They know just how to lift his spirits up and clear his mind from any bothersome intrusive thought that may come his way.

And this goes both ways; the smallest frown on Y/N's pretty lil' face and he will make it his mission to figure out what the problem is and make his boo feel better just like they do with him.

Evil!Trollex x Y/N HCs

In a world where King Trollex took Barb's place for his own Techno Takeover, whatever his s/o says goes.

Now this could be Very Good or Very Bad depending of who you ask, of course.

If Y/N gets cold feet on supporting his plan, it will throw him off his game quite a bit; could get him to cancel the entire thing even, as conflicted as he would feel about it. Other than himself, Y/N is the only person that could convince him of dropping his world domination.

BUT, if we got an encouraging Evil!Y/N on our hands, then boy oh boy. Not even the whole wide world would stand a chance against the power couple of the century. Y/N will be seen right next to him, leading by his side the hoards of techno trolls as they zombify tribe after tribe in wild spectacles of strobing lights, neon explosions and electronic blasts.

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

After season 4:

Leon: Merlin just insisted that we all learn code words or phrases that are entirely unforgettable to us, like: *checks a piece of paper* “Bregdan Anweald” *looks up* incase we’re ever confronted by: *reading* “shades, doppelgängers, imposters, shades, possession by magical creatures, possession by spirits, shades.”

Leon: He wrote shades three times. I don’t know if I’m supposed to be worried about what that means or what it’s going to mean.

Leon: Some kingdoms have fire safety, siege plans. Not Camelot. We once had a troll for a queen so I stopped being surprised.

Bonus, during season 5:

Merlin, seeing Gwen under Morgana’s control: Damnit, I forgot mind control.

Leon: What was that?

[imasoftieforbarb]

Floyd: You look good in that hoodie.

Y/n: You know where else I'd look good?

Floyd, zero hesitation: My bed.

Y/n, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?