#incorrect delicious in dungeon

[shadow-coolness]

Laios: Oh, I talked to Falin today, and apparently, she and Shuro might break up.

Marcille: Oh thats terrible!

Chillichuck: Marcille you’re smiling.

Marcille: I am? Hmm.

[fandom--incorrect--quotes]

Marcille: so what’s for d-

Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

[kachowkachowhowyoulikemenow]

Part one Part two

Kabru's crazy eyes and his TPKs are quickly becoming my favourite thing to post about

[melpackets]

[dunmeshi-totally-accurate-quotes]

Marcille: When I said, “Bring back something from the beach,” I meant like a seashell

Izutsumi, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn’t fucking say that

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Chilchuck: Besides, no offense, but what would you know about relationships anyway?

(Name): Well actually, smart guy, I— uh…

Chilchuck: Actually what?

(Name): (anxiously holding their tongue)

Chilchuck: Spill it!

(Name): Laios and I are dating!

Chilchuck: 😦 (+1 grey hair)

(Name): For like a couple of months now.

Chilchuck & Marcille: 😦😦

(Name): We have matching bracelets!

Senshi: 😶 (already knew)

[luxthestrange]

DunMeshi Incorrect quotes#3 Birds...

At Delgal's wedding

Thistle: What the hell were you thinking? Y/n: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic! Thistle: You released OSTRICHES!?!

[mel0njooce]

[shibesky]

izutsumi...

[achromatophoric]

Yoko: Bitch, this is offensive as fuck!

Wednesday: I give approximately as many cares as there are women on campus that you haven’t hit on. Now tell me about this animated media that Enid is obsessed with.

Yoko: *opens mouth to retort*

Yoko:

Yoko: *sighs* Okay, truth.

Yoko: BUT— *jabs a finger at Wednesday* —you can’t just expect me to know about anime because I’m freakin’ Japanese. It’s racist!

Yoko: It’s like… like if I asked you to explain the plot of some random telenovela.

Wednesday: Hm. Point taken. So you don’t know anything about the animated series Delicious in Dungeon?

Yoko: 😬

Yoko: 😒

Yoko: 😔

Yoko: *resigned sigh* Fuck it. No, I do. I really do.

Wednesday: 🤨

Yoko: Okay, so like the main character is this dude Laios, who is totally on the spectrum, and his sapphic sister, Falin…

[foolilazuli]

Chilchuck: Are you fucking for real?

Laios: Please don’t be mad

[shadow-coolness]

Marcille: Do you still have a boyfriend?

Falin: Yes

Marcille:Amazing Im happy for you!

Falin: Thanks Marci!

*Later*

Marcille to Asebi: I hope her boyfriend fucking dies.

[goggleboidais]

Chilchuck: You know ancient elvish?

Senshi: I got bored with orcish.

Chilchuck: You know orcish?

Senshi: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.

Chilchuck: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Senshi: Yer don't know everything about me, Chilchuck. Now do yer want a gloves or a scarf?

[2w0z]

[countrymousegirl]

[dunmeshi-totally-accurate-quotes]

Laios: I accidentally drank Chilchuck's coffee... how long do you think I have left to live?

Marcille: Ten

Laios: ???

Chilchuck, from behind him: Nine