#incorrect deltarune quotes

[silver-ace-of-spades]

[vermwerm]

i found out how to make these yesterday

[aceofclub]

Chara: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands~

Kris:

Frisk:

Chara:

Chara: Damn y'all depressed as fuck-

Kris: You didn't clap either-

Chara: Shut up

[little-buzz]

If someone has already done this, I'm deleting this post off the face of the earth

[spamtondoingthings]

Spamton: N4ME A MORE 1C ONIC DUO THAN MY [[Debilitating fear]] 0F ABAND D DONMENT & M Y [[Anxiety? We can help!]] 1 WILL W4IT

You: You and me!!

Spamton, tearing up: ...........0K

[corals-corner]

Queen: I Think I’m In Love With: Rouxls

King: …

Queen: Thoughts

King: And prayers, you are going to need them.

[undervaluedagent]

Rouxls Kaard, trying to flirt with Queen: I trulye go-eth into house husbande mode when I'm somebody's boy-friende. I willeth make thee pancakes and bacone in bed ev'ry morn.

Spade King, overhearing this: Wh— that is a lie.

Spade King: I used to live with this man. That is a lie.

Spade King: He doesn't even know how to cook a pancake, what is this?!

[i-am-larvesta]

Spamton : doctors: 140 000 [[kromer]] a year, furry artist on patreon : 160 000 [[kromer]] a year

Berdly : i think you're lowballing the furry art amount tbh

Spamton : im sorry for the inaccuracies [[DOCTOR YIFF]]

Berdly : no matter how I respond to this I don't look good, well played. i walked right into that

Queen : furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Spamton : Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf [[buttocks]] is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ [[years old]] in a university to give you your [[breathing organs]] transplant?

Jevil : doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

spamton : YOU WILL DIE IN [[only a week away]]

Kris : It took doctor's like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went "that sounds like crohn's" after hearing me complain once and ended up being right Also I can't go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?

Susie : you could if you weren't a fucking coward!

[canyoureallycallthisablog]

I just really like the dynamics between the dark royals

[skellieaufanatic]

Toriel: My child, why is there a black void in the living room?

Kris: *..you tell your mom that you stubbed your toe.*

[dog-bat3]

Noelle: “WHAT THEY SAY INSANE SHIT ALL THE TIME HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS WAS TRUE” Kris: “… bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government” Noelle: “SEE”

[silver-ace-of-spades]

vine boom

[vermwerm]

i made another, less funny one

[aceofclub]

Kris: If you're fortunate enough

Kris: Your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness

Lancer: NOT if I swallow this glowstick!!!

[little-buzz]

TW: (minor) dirty joke

Can you tell my humor is equivalent of a middle school boy?

Inspired by true events from yours truly <3

I feel like these two would have similar jokes to me, but I'm prob deflecting,,,

[spamtondoingthings]

Spamton: H3Y U WANNA HEAR SOME D4RK HUMOR

Swatch: Oh yeah, I love dark humor.

Spamton: ALL RITE.... *Flicks lightswitch off*

Swatch:

Spamton: ...KN0C K KNOCK

Swatch: Turn the damn lights back on-