#incorrect f/o quotes

[kay-selfships]

daily reminder that your faves do love you i know cause they told me themselves hehe <33

[principled-uncertainty]

F/O: Do you think we’d find each other in every universe?

Me, staring at all my AUs: well we’ve already found each other in like… two dozen

[angelthedrummer]

F/O: S/I, please go to bed a bit earlier tonight. I don’t want you to lose any sleep.

S/I: Awe, alright! I’ll see you tomorrow.

F/O: Stays up until 4:00 AM doing whatever it is they do

[l0v3sickl0s3r]

s/i: hey f/o, i made us some friendship bracelets!

f/o: oh. well i’m not really a jewelry person…

s/i: you don’t have to wear it.

f/o: no i’m gonna wear it forever fuck off

proship dni >:(

[peikkos-selfships]

F/O: Yeah, I'm evil. I'm sick AND twisted. An unhinged LUNATIC! Ah- HEY!

*F/O looks at S/O*

F/O: Keep petting me!

* S/O continues petting F/O with smile on their face. F/O starts smiling too.*

[bittersweet-n-smilin]

Romantic F/O, catching S/I napping on the couch: They look so peaceful, like an angel.

Sibling F/O, reading in the corner: Yeah, Lucifer maybe.

[zombieplaguedoc]

America: What did you two do?

Tord:

Me:

America: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

ANTIS DNI, THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU.

[thornheartfelt]

Incorrect f/o quotes courtesy of a generator

[nerdwhoauthorinserts]

Incorrect quotes #36

Copycat: "Why are you smirking?" Enchantress: "You were watching him, with great interest, may I add." Copycat: "He's our leader, I look to them for guidance." Enchantress: "Oh, I see. ...So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips, hmm?" Copycat, turning red: "No, no, no! I wasn't looking at their- uh, hindquarters. Enchantress: "Certainly." Copycat, progressively getting more red: "I gazed- glanced in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring, or even seeing anything, even. Enchantress, smirking even wider: "Of course..." Copycat: "...I hate you."

[habitualspatula]

S/i*just sitting there* F/o: *pokes S/i’s cheek* F/o: You have a good face shape. Like your cheekbones. Like I just noticed right now, touching your face.

[kay-selfships]

*S/I calls F/O*

F/O: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY BELOVED IS CALLING

F/O, answers call: hey, love

S/I: hey, you doing anything? wanna watch a movie?

F/O, in the middle of a mob of angry enemies: i’m free

S/I: my place in five?

F/O: mmkay. love you

F/O, hanging up the call, and turning to enemies: i’m meeting up with the most wonderful person in the world in a few minutes, so if we could just wrap this up..

[vanillashusband]

F/O: But I'm going to slay, queen! S/I: It's possible that you'll slay. F/O: It's likely that I'll slay. S/I: Ok! Let's say it's likely you'll slay. There's a person, who's also equally trying to slay, and their whole goal in life is to prevent you from slaying! F/O: Oh whatever, I'm going to slay harder than they slay!

[simons-temple-of-eros]

Stanford: Everyday is a new surprise...

Stanley: ...when you're learning with us guys...

Simon: ...and we live in an actual NIGHTMAAARRREEE!!!!!

Stanley and Stanford: *concern*

[gushingabtlove]

Barista!F/O: What would you like to order?

S/I: Your phone number, to-go, please.

[peikkos-selfships]

Villain f/o staring at s/o menacingly: S/O....!

S/o (almost whispering) : Oh no, they're hot

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Tippy: I wish people laid eggs so I could eat them

Vanilla: I'm begging you please take your fucking medication