#incorrect ghost bc quotes

[pxr-aspxra-ad-infxri]

Cirrus: you’re a slut, you’re a whore, you’re a dick, you’re a bitch

Dewdrop: and with your help I can be president too

[haunted-girlyy]

- Dewdrop is totally angry and freaking out -

Phantom, trying to calm him down: hey, look at me! calm down! All this anger... that's not you...

Dewdrop, hissing at him: Fuck you, you stupid crackhead!

Rain pushing Phantom to the side, grabbing Dewdrop's hair and pulling him towards him: Either you calm down or there will be no salami sticks today!

Swiss, watching them from a safe distance: I never expected, when Rain was summoned, that this shy and frightened water ghoul would be the only one who could calm Dew down during a fit of rage.

Aether, nodding: Yes, i actually thought the first time we sent him over to calm Dew, we basically just sacrifice him.

[thatonerat420]

Cirrus, gesturing to Copia: Rain, look what you did! You made Mom upset!

Aurora: Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!

Rain: I’m sorry Mom.

Phantom: Really sorry :(

Copia, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

[nimbusghoulette]

Swiss: You're supposed to bang your fist against mine. Phantom: Why? Swiss: I'm told it's a widely accepted gesture for mutual success. Copia: I love it when you two impersonate human beings.

[thesunhatesme]

Cirrus, walking in the room:hey guys -pauses-

Swiss (who has dew in a headlock) and Dew (who is trying to bite Swiss arm) both freeze and look up

Cirrus, starts to walk away:it’s impressive how you can make everything look gay

Stops and turns around:

Cirrus:seriously, you’ve had sex with each other and that was less gay than whatever this is

[ofthemorningstars]

Alpha: Why the hell are you wearing those goofy ass sunglasses?

Terzo: You ever nut so hard you pop a blood vessel in your eye?

Alpha: ...

Omega: *rubs the back of his neck nervously*

Based on a dumbass conversation between me and @puuuders

[barty-party]

*over text*

Mountain: sends an edit of Aether

Dew: woof woof awoo

Mountain, taking a screenshot: I'm sending that to Aether.

Dew: WAIT!-

[luciosfanpage]

[ritual-writes]

*Phantom being needy and wanting your attention. So, he busts through your door*

Phantom: Hello, I'm coming in now.

[puuuders]

[who do you prefer as Papa, Copia or Perpetua?]

Dewdrop: If you ask Perpetua a question, he’ll give you an answer. If you ask Copia a question, he’ll do an imitation of you for 5 minutes. Then he’ll show you 3 YouTube videos. Then he’ll try to tickle you. And if that’s not enough, he’ll ask you to repeat the question. Meanwhile, he’s wandered off somewhere, he comes back, looks at the clock and leaves for the rest of the day. But he also doesn’t care if you come in late, so I prefer Copia.

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Terzo: *In a sermon* In conclusion; if Satan himself requires consent to enter a person’s body, So. Do. You!

[pxr-aspxra-ad-infxri]

*on the phone*

Copia: hello?

Swiss: can I have $5000?

Copia: *confused* what? Why do you need $5000?

Dew: for an escape room

Copia: *even more confused* what kind of escape room costs $5000?

Swiss: …

Dew: …

Copia: …

Swiss: Jail.

[haunted-girlyy]

- Dewdrop and Phantom making out for the first time -

Phantom, embarrassed: Stop, we can't do that, Aether is next door and he can hear us!

Dewdrop: Relax, he can't hear us

Phantom: ofc he can! The walls are thin as fuck!

Dewdrop: Aether, can you hear us?

Aether, next door: nope

Dewdrop: See? He can't hear us

Phantom: ...

[thatonerat420]

Phantom, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Cirrus, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

[nimbusghoulette]

Terzo: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? Sodo: Punch him in the stomach. The, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Ifrit: Tackle him. Alpha: Dump him. Mist: Kick him in the shin. ChAir: Push him over. Omega: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

[thesunhatesme]

Arther, holds up Dew: This is my pet psychopath

Phantom,walking closer:

Aether:oh careful, he bites

Phantom:fascinating