#incorrect haikyuu!! quotes

[txbix-chxn]

Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*

Suga: *reaches out to help*

Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*

Suga: That’s not what I——

Suga:

Suga: Okay.

[bisonandbubbles]

Osamu: bitches be leavin’ the bathroom door ajar when the washin machine’s workin’. The noise is drivin’ Tsumu insane, he has to get up and close the door each time.

*washing machine noises in the background* *Atsumu swearing*

Osamu: it’s me I’m bitches

[ouch-thats-harsh]

HAIKYUU! Incorrect quotes cuz, why not?

Sugawara: Daichi likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

Iwaizumi: Oikawa. Oikawa: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

*Noya and Asahi on a picnic date*

Noya: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Asahi: Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

Yaku: That's not funny. Lev: I thought it was funny. Yaku: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

Kuroo: What are you drinking? Bokuto: Vodka. Kuroo: Straight? Bokuto: No, gay. Why?

Tsukishima, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!! Yamaguchi: ....That’s a gecko—

Ushijima: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world. Oikawa: Thank you for your sacrifice, .

Oikawa: Relationships should be 50/50. Iwa-chan cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Tanaka: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it. Tsukishima: if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Hinata ?

I was bored and thought of making these again, i put in little effort into the quotes its stupid, but i tried, anyways have fun :))

[amezure]

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[forusomimiya]

"You like it, huh?" he asks even though you're too busy feeling his fingers quicken in you to respond. "Being a mess, I know" he leaves your pussy aside and drags you to the edge of the bed just enough to bend your legs towards your chest and lick the mess he's created with his fingers.

"W-what are you doing?!"

“Cleaning you up" he lies as he sucks and licks all over you until he tastes your second spill.

SUNA, atsumu, kageyama, IWAIZUMI, KONOHA, MATTSUN, semi eita, sakusa

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Iwaizumi: do you want to know your gay name

Oikawa: my... my gay name??

Iwaizumi: yeah, it's your first name-

Oikawa: haha. Very funny iwa-chan-

Iwaizumi, getting down on one knee: -and my last name

Oikawa: oh- oh mY GOD

[merlucide]

Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

[kozukenbsf]

NEW HAIKYUU OFFICIAL ART!! IT LOOKS AMAZING OMG

[meleth03]

Atsumu: Beside me, who’s the most attractive person ya know?

Kiyoomi: Are you going to get mad?

Atsumu: Of course not!

Kiyoomi: Alright… Osamu, then

[later]

Osamu: Hey Tsumu

Atsumu: Hello, homewrecker

[txbix-chxn]

Kageyama: What is your biggest fear?

Hinata: Hmm...I don’t know. How about you?

Kageyama: Sure, I can be yours if you want me to.

[bisonandbubbles]

Kawanishi: dang I feel many parts on my body freezing

Shirabu: saving them for later

Kawanishi: Well yeah I could use some spare limbs to switch into every once in a while.

Shirabu: Yea, that would be handy.

. . .

Shirabu: did I make a pun right now

Kawanishi: Yea

[nykie-love-anime]

Netflix Account

Kenma: I got Netflix you like you asked Y/N: Oh that's cool Y/N: - grinning looking at her boyfriend - Y/N: I have been mooching of Kuroo's account for so long Kenma: Wait, what do you mean account? Y/N: Yeah his Netflix account Kenma: - staying quiet not knowing what to say - Y/N: You know like his profile. I wanted one of my own because they are like $10 a month Kenma: - again staying quiet - Kenma: Oh... you wanted an account Y/N: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Kenma: Wellll Y/N: Wait what did you buy then? Kenma: Netflix

Masterlist

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[forusomimiya]

Virgin!Sakusa didn't need to watch porn to masturbate, in fact, he hated it. He just needed to get his head in gear to imagine you in his and get a cumshot in less than a minute.

Virgin!Sakusa swore and swore he wouldn't fuck you until you, the non-virgin, were ready. Until then he used a pillow to jerk off while imagining you on his bed, with an incredible view of your ass and of you begging for more.

Virgin!Sakusa's first time was so unimaginable that he got hard every time he thought about the white liquid forming at the base of his cock every time you bounced on it.

"Look at you, you're making a fucking mess on my cock. Don't stop please, don't do it."

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Kuroo: I was out shopping today and a girl looks at me and says "oh yeah, I need to buy a hairbrush." always happy to help

Hinata: when we were shopping, kageyama looked at me, snapped his fingers and said "I need to get shrimp!"

Tsukishima: that's not as bad as yamaguchi looking at you and gasping "salt!" as he runs to aisle 25 when you're just trying to buy bread

[merlucide]

I don’t care if your contagious - Pierce The Veil

“And I don't care if you're sick

I don't care if you're contagious

I would kiss you even if you were dead

Would somebody make me go blind for the rest of my life?

'Cause I'd do anything to hold your hand”

GOJO, GETOU, NANAMI, ITADORI, MEGUMI, INUMAKI, CHOSO

MIDORIYA, TODOROKI, BAKUGO, KIRISHIMA, HAWKS, DABI, TOGA

HINATA, KAGEYAMA, NISHINOYA, TANAKA, TSUKISHIMA, YAMAGUCHI, MIYA TWINS, SUNA, KITA, HOSHIUMI, BOKUTO, AKAASHI, KUROO, KENMA, LEV, IWAIZUMI, OIKAWA

BACHIRA, CHIGIRI, REO, BAROU, NIKO, SHIDOU, YUKIMIYA, RIN, SENDOU, OILVER, NESS

ik I didn’t add him but I think this would apply to SAKUSA eventually <3

made March 30th 2024