#incorrect heather holloway quotes

[harringroveera]

Billy: And you actually succeed??

[shieldofiron]

Don't ask questions you already know the answer to, Heather.

Which him? Pick your poison

Or all three call that metalweedwich.

[shiphappensmate]

Steve: I don't know if I like boys

Robin: when you found out that Billy was working at the pool you started waking up at an unholy hour to go stare at him from the parking lot

Steve:

Steve: how did you know that?

Robin: because I go to stare at Heather

[disdaidal]

Heather knows what’s up.

[hellcheercaine]

Hanging out with Billy at Robin's house for the day, and Heather knows what’s up despite the mess Billy made

[onstrangerthighs]

[ickypuppi3]

heather: come over

robin: can i bring-

heather: yes you can bring steve

steve: can i bring-

heather: billy’s already here.

[belovedharringrove]

*in a modern au* steve: just flirted with billy hargrove. robin: oh? and what did you do? steve: liked all his pictures and commented a thumbs up emoji under each and every one of them. robin: ... *elsewhere* billy: steve harrington just liked all my pictures and commented a thumbs up emoji under each one. heather: ... billy: you think he's trying to hook up? is that it? heather: ...what? billy: he definitely is. i'm gonna send him a message. heather: WHAT?

[prettyboybillyhargrove]

Stranger things textposts (i swear this time it's not sad)

[ellewritesandrants]

Billy: Guess what, Holloway? I finally told Steve I love him so suck it!

Heather: Billy, embarassing him in basketball practice doesn’t count as a love confession.

Billy: But my love languages are Annoyance and Embarrassment!

[gooba-the-clown]

Credit to

@CraigEvil

@AriannaRebolini

@frankzulla

@drewtoothpaste

@Average_Dad1

@Mr_DrEsquire

On Twitter for the original tweets

[harringroveera]

Billy: If I had a threesome, I’d wanna have Harrington join me

Heather: And?

Billy: And what?

Heather: And who’s the third one?

Billy: I don’t care. Harrington just gotta be there. I bet he’s good in bed

Heather: What if you had a twosome with Harrington instead?

Billy: Fuck no! That’s so gay

Heather: …alright

[shieldofiron]

Steve: I do? Steve: Is that like a gay thing? I'm new maybe I don't get it.

[shiphappensmate]

[The first time Steve went to the public pool]

Billy: *staring at Steve in his swim trunks*

Heather: *tosses a water bottle at his head*

Billy: what the fuck?! what was that for??

Heather: *shrugs* you seemed thirsty

[billyharringson]

Billy: Maybe we should try and look more obviously gay?

Heather: uh, achievable goals please Billy

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Billy(coming into the lifeguard breakroom): Hey, Heather. Uh, did I get any calls?

Heather: Since you asked me 11 mins ago, no, not a lot of phone traffic.

Billy: *checks the phone on the wall for a dial tone*

Heather: Oh, my God.

Billy: What?

Heather: What's his name?

Billy: Who?

Heather: The guy, Billy!

Billy: There's no guy

Heather: You can't hide it, man. I know strung out, and YOU are strung out.

Billy(scoffs): Please.

Heather(following Billy as he tries to walk away): This is amazing. You can't focus. Right? Jumping every time the phone rings. Checking your phone messages a hundred times a day. Wishing you could write songs... No! Feeling the need to bring up his name in random conversations. It's always the same and it has happened to you, my friend.

Billy(realizing he's in love with Steve):.......Shit.