#harringrove incorrect

[every-dayiwakeup]

Billy: Life is short.

Steve: *coughs* Like you.

Billy: *buttons up his shirt* No more boobies for you.

[onstrangerthighs]

The audacity 😒

[1-800-whatwouldbillydo]

[ratmeout]

Billy: I have fantastic tits!

Steve: And a good personality.

Billy: Oh, yeah. How could I forget my ass!

Steve: Well, that too- but I meant your actual personality.

Billy: How? I'm an asshole...

Steve; *smiling fondly* And I'm a dick. You're perfect for me.

Billy: *sniffling* Be right back, I'm gonna go not cry.

****

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[harringroveera]

Dustin, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Billy, not looking up from his book: Really? Steve, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down

[disdaidal]

for my beloved ana @lovebillyhargrove ♥♥♥

(harringrove fake scenes)

[ickypuppi3]

[billy babysitting]

erica: ok you be the princess

billy: what? why am *i* the princess?

erica: look in the mirror, malibu barbie. now listen-

billy: what the fuck

erica: princesses don’t curse, hargrove

billy: whatever. oh hey steve

steve: h-

erica: he can be the frog

steve: what! the hell did i do?

erica: frogs don’t *talk*, hair guy

steve:

steve: [kermit the frog voice] hey uh when do i get to kiss the princess

erica: get out of my room

[shieldofiron]

Steve. Is. Horrified.

[manwrre]

steve: you’re the most jealous man i know.

billy: you know other men?

[chrissymunsons]

romance is alive and well 🐝

[plistommy]

Steve: Why are you here? Are you stalking me?

Billy: Not everything is about you, Harrington. Maybe it’s time to stop being so self centered.

Steve:

Steve: You’re literally at my house, Hargrove! This is my fucking backyard and you’re swimming in my pool!

Billy: Well shit, you live here? Nice place, pretty boy.

[every-dayiwakeup]

Consider this pretty boy captivated.

[onstrangerthighs]

[1-800-whatwouldbillydo]

*thumps chest* Do it for him 🫡

******

How Dear Billy really went:

Billy: Sometimes dumbasses swear they can still hear my voice- 

Max: QUIT TELLING EVERYBODY YOU’RE DEAD

Steve: Billy, we’re going to be late for our movie date. 

Billy: But I’m having fun 🙄

Steve: We’ve been hanging by your grave for two hours while you jump out and try to scare people. 

******

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[weird-an]

Billy: I've been waiting to meet this "King Steve" everyone's been telling me so much about!

Steve: Dude, just blow me already.

[harringroveera]

No no wait…she got a point