#incorrect hetalia

[thirdlotusprince3]

Canada: England is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working.

America: Turn it upside down and use the 6!

Canada: Genius!

England: *stops choking momentarily*

[tsukikitty]

Luciano, deadpan: I am the pasta guardian, Guardian of the pasta

Flavio, joyfully: Italians quiver before him!

Luciano, annoyed: Fuck off!

[jwdoodles]

Lithuania: Romano, please keep an eye on America today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Romano: Sure, I'd love to see America get punched.

Lithuania:

Lithuania: Try again.

Romano:

Romano: I will stop America from getting punched.

[marsinoff]

England: I won a new phone in a race. France: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Arthur? England: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

[irithnova]

Review was for a buttplug

[rottenappleinthebox]

US/European countries: I didn't know the Argentinian accent was so nice to hear

Other Hispanic countries: It is pretty nice, but Colombian accent sweeps

Argentina: What the fuck are you guys on about?? Rioplatense accent is the most annoying shit ever

Uruguay, with the same accent: Agreed

Argentina: See??

[who1kio]

Canon.

Turkey: I am not a big softie!

Hungary: You are! Don't deny it!

Turkey: I'm not-- what is it, bud? You got something for me?

TRNC: I drew a dog because I knew you like them. Then I drew a kitty because I knew you liked them too. Then I drew a rainbow because I noticed I had all the right colors. Hang it up please!

Turkey: *holding back tears* Its beautiful, buddy. Thank you.

Hungary: Softie.

Turkey: Shut up! 😢

[hetazoeylia]

love these idiots

[italyveneziano]

Tea dad and coffee son

[thirdlotusprince3]

Hungary: That man is more handsome than any knight I’ve ever seen. *Sees Austria in the distance*

England: What are you talking about Hungary?

England: I don’t see any handsome man.

France: Just turn around *chuckles*

England: France please… only one of us can hallucinate at a time…

[staralite]

Alfred: *barbecuing* How do you want your steak?

Arthur: Well done, lad.

Alfred: *tearing up* R-really? 🥹

Arthur: The steak, Alfred. I want my steak well done.

Alfred: …

Alfred: Oh… right.

[jwdoodles]

England: You lied?

Sealand: We may have.

England: You may have or you did?

America:

Sealand:

America: We may have did.

[marsinoff]

Poland: What do you crave more than anything? Latvia: Stability. Lithuania: Peace of mind. Ukraine: Chocolate chip pancakes.

[irithnova]

Sakha: I uh... totally converted to Christianity *shaman paraphernalia falls out of his stuffed closet* Jesus and everything 🙌

Russia: 🤨

Sakha: So I'm not getting taxed right?

Russia: ...

Sakha: Trust 🙏

[rottenappleinthebox]

Spain: Imagine going through the work of colonizing native cultures just for other countries to call your ex-colony a "second Italy"

Romano with a Best Dad mug: Sucks to suck

[kan-be]