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guys I love the batfam and all, but we need to give team arrow its flowers because they truly are the family of all time

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I fear upon my rewatch i’m noticing a lot of arrow characters looks vaguely like nathan fillion

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rewatching arrow and I forgot how much I loved tommy and laurel together tbh

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how mad would people be if I said fuck you to the harry potter canon and the marauders fanon in the pursuit of a silly beach trip fic??

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what if they kill el— what if they kill will— what if they just kill off mike and el hopper and the byers can just have a normal loving family and not have to put up with all this shit

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… I feel like now it’s pride month, I gotta say that i’m definitely queer on the ace spec but I just say that i’m bisexual to justify being a member the lgbt+ community while in a hetero presenting relationship 😋😋

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and if I say se7en is the best batman film / jim gordon origin story ever made…

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my PERSONAL headcanons for MCU Sexualities

LESBIANS:

ava starr, carole danvers, valkyrie, maria hill, agatha harkness, america chavez, ayo, dottie underwood, the ancient one, lilia calderu, taskmaster, hela, jennifer kale, thena

GAYS:

sam wilson, billy maximoff, mobius, charles xavier, ultron, korg, phastos, justin hammer, heimdall, jude law in captain marvel

BISEXUALS:

tony stark, howard stark, peggy carter, steve rogers, bucky barnes, wanda maximoff, tommy maximoff, maria rambeau, wolverine, magneto, matt murdock, foggy nelson, phil coulson, peter quill, joaquin torres, stephen strange, daisy johnson

TRANS:

loki, sylvie, death, wendy lawson, mystique, mantis, jack russell, adam warlock

ASEXUAL:

yelena belova, echo, nebula, alice wu-guiliver

PANSEXUAL:

death, deadpool, loki, vision, bob reynolds, sylvie, grandmaster

I WANNA HEAR EVERYONE'S OPINIONS BUT DONT BE AN ASSHOLE :P

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people who headcanon john as not being able to cook are pmo, that boy is from RURAL GEORGIA!! he’s probably the only one of them that can??

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can we all appreciate that after the mcu fumbled the bag with steve and peggy, aos snapped up the number one wife guy daniel sousa immediately

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Succession (TV 2018) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Greg Hirsch/Tom Wambsgans Characters: Tom Wambsgans, Greg Hirsch, Roman Roy, mentioned - Character, Siobhan "Shiv" Roy, Siobhan "Shiv" Roy and Tom Wambsgans' Child Additional Tags: Declarations Of Love, Drunken Confessions, Drunken Shenanigans, Gay Panic, Gay Greg Hirsch, POV Tom Wambsgans, Past Siobhan "Shiv" Roy/Tom Wambsgans, Divorce, Divorce Party, Divorced Tom Wambsgans, Tom Wambsgans Character Study, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Roman Roy Has Issues, No beta we die like Logan Roy Summary:

"He was supposed to be having fun tonight but instead he had spent the last few hours sitting in the VIP section, alone, alternating between checking his phone to see if there were any updates from Greg and taking shots from the bottle service girl. As time passed and he got drunker, the texts he was shooting off began to sound increasingly desperate. God, this was so pathetic. There was a point when he could’ve had any girl he wanted, he had Shiv for Christ’s sake. But now he was just a middle aged, divorced dad, sitting in some corner of the club alone like some creep."

When Greg blows off Tom for no apparent reason, things start to unravel and Tom spirals from there.

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not strong enough inspired bob-centric fic hitting ao3 tomorrow like it’s the pentagon

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the way some of y’all are infantilizing bob on here has made me realize i’ve met too many methheads 😀

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I don’t like john walker morally but he reminds me a lot of some of my people in the deep south so i’m fond of him. he’s like your slightly republican cousin who’s accidentally down with the cause.

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john walker obsessively meal preps and no one can change my mind

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Thunderbolts headcanon timeeeeeeee:

Bob and Yelena go to AA together

Alexei plays Linkedin Games

Walker has a group chat with Sam and Bucky where he sends them instagram reels (neither of them has responded once)

Ava and Bob have nonverbal time together

Bucky was reelected as a Congressman based on write-ins alone

Alexei signed them all up for family therapy on better help.

Yelena taught Bucky how to use his dyson airwrap

Walker keeps trying to get them to be guests on his podcast

Bob, Walker, and Alexei have dad movie marathons.

Alexei and Walker fight over who’s Bucky’s best friend (they’re the best friends)

Ava always leaves doors locked from the inside because she just phases

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me VS the fact that i’ve shipped sambucky, stucky, samsteve, romanorogers, and winterwidow at some point.

team cap was a polycule from hell.