#incorrect itzy

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

*To Ryujin*

Yuna: Your girl doesn't have the mental strength to caramelise unions

Chaeryeong: Your girl thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelise an onion

Yeji: Who caramelises onions when you have apples

Yuna: Lmao

Lia: Do you think caramelising an onion and caramelising an apple are the same thing?

Chaeryeong: Your girl thinks caramelising an onion is pouring caramel onto it

Ryujin: I...it's...

Ryujin: Baby, come here

[incorrect-lesserafim]

Yuna: As your best friend-

Ryujin: Chaeryeong is my best friend

Yuna: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND...

[jubileesstuff]

JYP, to Itzy: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

[waaana]

ryujin *and* lia ( itzy )!★

[jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs]

*K-pop leaders having a meeting*

Yeji : Sup! Loser

Bangchan : WHERE DID YOU SPAWN FROM? And stop calling me loser, I've had enough of it with ryujin, already.

Hongjoong, from the corner, not a bit fazed by them : Since when did we start having meetings at such big restaurants?

Seungcheol : Oh! I am paying

Woozi, beside him : He digs up money from his backyard

[moonlightbae7775]

Kpop idol yn:I’ve heard your complaints and I’m still releasing my album because yall are just whiny bitches

(The crowd erupts with hateful words and threats)

Yn:yall can dox me all yall want I know my fucking address

[kpopinocorrect]

Seungkwan or Mark or Johnny or Jisoo or Ryujin or Felix or Bambam:

I was out on this earth to do one thing, luckily I forgot what it was, so I can do whatever I want.

[felixify]

Ryujin, explaining: and that's why hot girls don't gatekeep

Felix: uh-huh. And hot guys? Does this apply to them too, or they're allowed to gatekeep?

Ryujin: no, hot guys gaslight

[shiba-chuu]

Ryujin: of course I became a crime lord. My entire existence is illegal

Yeji: …Explain

Ryujin: Well, if I’m legally dead, then I’m illegally alive, therefore: crime lord

Yeji: …That’s not- That-

Lia: No, the logic is sound

[zb1bies]

yeji: Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause. Thank you all for your continued support unfortunately it was all for nothing.

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Ryujin: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back when you just debuted?

Yeji: You mean YOU?

[incorrect-lesserafim]

Yuna: Do you love Yeji unnie?

Ryujin: Yeah, I do

Yuna: Chaeryeong unnie! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Chaeryeong: We all love Yeji unnie. You should've asked her if she was IN love with her

Ryujin: I thought that was implied

Yuna: . . .

Chaeryeong: . . .

Ryujin, looking straight at Yuna: Congrats Yuna, you just won 100 bucks

[straykidsdefender]

Yeji: Do you guys feel good when your brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Ryujin: Can't relate.

Yuna: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

[miaroseindreamland]

Ryujin: I’m gonna take off my sunglasses to watch the eclipse.

Yeji: Do that and I’ll destroy you myself before your eyes burn.

[hwangyeddeongie]

yeji: *hugs ryujin*

ryujin: what is this

yeji: love and affection

ryujin: disgusting

ryujin:

ryujin: do it again

[pepemyfantasy]

Masterlist

In the future I plan to write: Imagines, drabbles, Stories/fanfictions, incorrect quotes, headcanons, MTL, reactions, etc

RULES

ABOUT ME

Requests open!

TV Shows + Games

The Penthouse

Yellowjackets

Fallout

The Boys

Marvel

Genshin Impact

Honkai: Star Rail

Kpop

Masterlists for all the groups/soloists I write for (+ my bias(s) and bias wrecker(s)

Group | Bias(s) | Bias wrecker(s)

BTS | Jungkook | Taehyung

SEVENTEEN | Woozi, Jeonghan, Vernon | Minghao

DREAMCATCHER | Siyeon | Handong

SNSD | Hyoyeon | Sunny

AESPA | Winter | Ningning

RED VELVET | Irene | Seulgi

TXT | Huening Kai | Beomgyu

TWICE | Jihyo, Jeongyeon | Nayeon, Momo

ITZY | Yuna | Lia

ATEEZ | Hongjoong | Seonghwa

GIDLE | Miyeon | Soojin, Yuqi

NCT (Mainly Dream) | Taeyong | Jaemin, Haechan

IVE | Yujin | Gaeul

WJSN | Bona, Dayoung, Yeonjung | Exy