#itzy incorrect texts

[jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs]

*K-pop leaders having a meeting*

Yeji : Sup! Loser

Bangchan : WHERE DID YOU SPAWN FROM? And stop calling me loser, I've had enough of it with ryujin, already.

Hongjoong, from the corner, not a bit fazed by them : Since when did we start having meetings at such big restaurants?

Seungcheol : Oh! I am paying

Woozi, beside him : He digs up money from his backyard

[cinnamanz]

— ִ ࣪✮🕷✮⋆˙ DARLING, I .ᐟ ·˚ ༘ MANON BANNERMAN

when new york city’s widely-known spider-woman's life becomes unknowingly entwined with a member of the rising global girl group katseye, she learns that juggling superhero duties, university, and a sudden crush may or may not just be the downfall of her. but hey, at least she's helping people, right?

tags .ᐟ smau, crack, fluff, idol x superhero, unserious awkward losers, coarse language, suggestive themes, university! au, horrible jokes

featuring .ᐟ katseye, itzy, skz, le sserafim.

pairing .ᐟ manon bannerman x reader.

status .ᐟ completed— 5 jan 25.

notes .ᐟ this smau was made for fun and entertainment. it is not an actual portrayal of the people mentioned in this smau, nor are the photos used to portray y/n. also let's just say that some kpop groups are currently living in nyc. IGNORE THE TIMESTAMPS. divider creds: @/adornedwithlight.

PROFILES!

nightmare blunt rotation brainrotted fine shyts brainrotted fine shyts 2.5

01. YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD SPIDER-WOMAN!

02. TOO LIT!

03. CAKE!

04. SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST!

05. WEDGIES IN A SPANDEX!

06. MAMA A MINION GIRL BEHIND YOU!

07. FREAKY N PROUD!

08. WUH LUH WUH?

09. LOST IN TRANSLATION!

10. STALKER!

11. IT'S A DATE!

12. SICK N TIRED!

13. BOOTS R QUAKING!

14. SO ANXIOUS!

15. AND THE CROWD IS CONFUSED?

16. CANDIDS!

17. NEW YEAR, NEW ME!

18. NEW YEAR, NEW FRUSTRATIONS!

19. FEMALE DJS DO IT BEST!

20. JENNIFER!

21. LAST STRAW!

22. BLOCKED!

23. THIS POST HAS BEEN DELETED!

24. SO COOKED!

25. WHAT DOES IT #MEAN?

26. HEIROGILGER AHH TEXT!

27. QUEEN NEVER CRY!

28. THE TYPE OF GREED THEY TALK ABOUT IN THE BIBLE!

29. EYES ON ME!

30. FINALLY!

31. ONE HELL OF A DATE!

32. HALLELUJAH!

33. TOO GAY TO FUNCTION!

34. EMBARRASSING!

35. BLOCKED PT. 2!

36. THREE WEEKS!

37. SPIDER-WOMAN!

38. APOLOGY GIFT!

39. SALUTATIONS BEAUTIFUL!

40. IDGAF WAR!

41. APOLOGY GIFT PT. 2!

42. BLOCKED PT. 3!

43. SO HELP ME GOD!

44. OH SHIT!

45. LIFE OR DEATH!

46. STUPIDITY!

47. LIZARD THING LIVESTREAM!

48. MOVIE DATE!

49. WOMAN ON A MISSION!

50. SUSPICIONS!

51. GO HOME!

52. THE END!

bonus! incorrect quotes n text messages.

™ CINNAMANZ 2024

— please do not repost, copy, translate, or take from my work in any way without permission. thank you! xx

[banana-boatt]

ʜɪ! ɪ’ᴍ ᴀᴅʀɪᴀɴᴀ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴀᴅʀɪ!

𝙼𝚢 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚃𝚎𝚗 𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜

➶ 2006, she/her, Australian 🇦🇺 

➶ I love inbox spams, so feel free to drop your thoughts in whenever!

➶ Felix biased, totally not obsessed with I.N and bias wrecked by Lee Know 😭

➶ I make incorrect quotes, fake texts & write sometimes!

➶ Hopeless romantic, watch me ship everything

➶ Minsung die hard, but I also love Hyunlix :)

➶ I watch a lot of Kdrama, but also a fair share of American dramas (anything for the tea)

➶I’m always looking for fic recommendations , so feel free to drop some in the ask box

➶ I read a lot, and I’m a romantasy girl through and through

➶ I’m a chatterbox, and rant a lot (like I’m doing right now)

➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪

𝙼𝚢 𝚄𝚕𝚝𝚜:

Stray Kids- Felix (but bias wrecked by literally everyone else)

Enhypen: Sunghoon

TXT- Beomgyu (but once again, bias wrecked by all of them)

Blackpink: Lisa 💅✨

ITZY- Yeji (You. Yes you 🫵. Stream Air. Right now.)

➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪

𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚒 𝙱𝚒𝚘

As a 19 year old college student, I started this blog because I loved the incorrect quotes that would show up on my Pinterest feed, and got inspired to make some shortly after. Then, as I got more into Tumblr, I started to enjoy fake texts, once again motivating me to make my own. I got into Stray Kids in their Maxident era, but truly stanned them a few months after Oddinary. 

➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪➶♥♪

[gaypopincorrect]

ITZY Incorrect #1

Chaeryeong: You and I are the modern day Romeo and Juliet.

Yuna: Awww, why? Is it because we’re destined to be together?

Chaeryeong: No it’s because we’re the two biggest idiots I know.

[vannamelonpie]

me: *sees package*

me: mom i want a yuna

mom: we have a yuna at home

yuna at home: 

[jyp-trash]

Yeji : Mom...there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Jinyoung : You're on the top bunk, Yeji.

Hyunjin : *from the bunk below* I'm literally your twin so calling me ugly is self deprecative.

[incorrect-tripleh-kpop]

Hyojong: What if I don’t have a soulmate because I have no soul

Hui: Dude, Hyuna only went to the bathroom, calm down-

[charredchae]

Karina: You do not understand how hard it is to keep those 3 in check.

Yeji: Oh please, have you tried 4 kids?

Chan & Hongjoong: Come back to us when you have 7 kids to babysit.

Sangyeon: Try 10 kids plus a language crisis.

Taeyong: Not tryna compete but try 22 kids, a language crisis, and an identity crisis.

[me-skzsraregem]

If groups used their song names in convos

SKZ : Hello stranger

NCT : Hello future

SKZ : ... future?

NCT : Uh.. It’s our song name

SKZ : Oh

SKZ : So are we All In?

BTS : Yeah now tell us The truth untold

EN- *banging on the door*: Let me in

SKZ : It’s locked, come from the Backdoor

TXT :  So there are No rules as long as we steal that Crown

TBZ :  I’m The stealer, leave it on me

BLACKPINK : But you never know , things might go wrong so need to have a plan

SKZ : Okay let’s make a blueprint

ITZY : Shoot! We need someone to cross that icy tunnel

ATEEZ : Not us, we’ve got a fever

EN- : Us too have gotten a fever

TREASURE : Ahhhh I’m going crazy, never mind we’ll go there

ATEEZ : Thanxx

[experianceueyo]

yuna: [pulls shower curtain back] are we- stop screaming yeji unnie it's just me- are we out of chocolate milk?

yeji: HOW DID YOU GET IN I LOCKED THE DOOR-

[xohalu]

somewhere on maslow’s hierarchy of needs is the ‘be our guest’ rap remix dance number from descendants becoming a popular dance challenge among the kpopies

[weishenbwi]

Hear me out (and let me know if this exists) but a fic written in the style of FOUND FOOTAGE. So you’d have the actual found footage + interviews from eyewitnesses, criminal profilers, any survivors... 

[blue-orangeade]

[gustingirl]

Chaeryeong: I’ve been living a lie…

Ryujin: Just one? I’ve been living like twenty.

[sweetea-rin]

Yeji: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.

Yuna: There’s no Wi-Fi in prison.

Yeji: [nods] Thank you.

[incorrectstraykidz]

Chan: octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because god blessed them with the ability, however, they don’t even hug one person, because they have made covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Lia: where’s our normal biology teacher?

Chan: in a better place now sit