#incorrect jercy

[damblackjack]

jason: *texting percy while eating fast food after a quest* five guys doing some serious damage to my guts rn

percy: six when i get there

jason: what

[nicodiangelo-we-stan]

Happy part ten everyone, thx everyone for tolerating me this long

Part 9

[xx0yeet-everything0xx]

percy: i don't think nico's ever gone to sleep before 5am, and its really just concerning at this point

percy: let's not even talk about jason. he wakes up at 4:45am on the dot, every morning, without an alarm clock. that's terrifying.

[rayssion]

Percy: would you take a bullet for me?

Jason: ....yes?

Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.

Percy, already running away: thanks!!

[writelikeurruninoutoftime]

Jason: it’s not gay if I wanna date Percy, but like as bros, right?

Frank: i’m not an expert, but that sounds kinda gay

Nico, eating McDonald’s in the background: i’m an expert. that’s gay.

inspired by this post

[sodamnbored]

Percy: I just don’t get it. Who would ever try to eat a stapler of all things?

Jason, mildly defensive: I really don’t think it’s that strange. Staplers are one of the most likely stationery items to try and eat I think.

Nico, amused: How’d you figure?

Jason: Well, first there’s paper, obviously -

Leo, nodding: Obviously.

Jason: That’s got to be the easiest to physically eat. It’s just not very good, goes all mulchy, you know?

Percy, pinching his nose: So what I’m hearing is, you’ve eaten your fair share of paper too?

Jason, ignoring him: Then you’ve got erasers. I think that’s the most obvious choice right? Who hasn’t thought about chewing through one of those bad boys? Got to be the one a kid would go for first right? It’s got give, it’s chewy, you can physically get through it with a little commitment.

Nico, still laughing: Did you used to confuse your pencil case with your lunch box at school or something?

Jason, on a roll now: And obviously you wouldn’t eat scissors -

Leo snorting, playing along: Heavens no. What do you take me for?

Jason, nodding: Right, because they’d be too hard. No kid is gonna be able to actually bite into it, and they’re too obviously stabby! And pencils, well they’re good for the first chew but then just taste like sawdust which is gross.

Jason, emphatically: But a stapler - that’s got give! So you can gnaw on it a bit just like a rubber.

Jason, sagely: But of course, when it gets pushed in, that’s when the staple gets you. It’s the snack that bites back.

Percy, throwing his hands up: It’s not a snack!

[f0rg0ttendaughter0fhades]

Got drunk and wanted to text him, Then remembered he doesn’t have a fucking phone because we’re halfbloods.

[itspipesmclean]

jason: hey, aren’t you percy jackson?

percy: you a cop?

jason: no

percy: then yes, i am

[simpingforpjo]

Percy: Hey can I go ride my skateboard outside?

Jason: Whatever, I’m not your mother.

*Percy runs off*

Jason: NOT IN THE STREET!!

[dearlyfictitious2]

Percy: *is throwing stones at Jason's window*

Jason: You have a phone for a reason, Percy!

*THUD*

Jason: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

[ssavinggrace]

jason: hey percy, want to see me do an impression of my mom?

percy: sure!

jason: *dies*

[damblackjack]

jason: did it hurt?

percy: not really.

jason: what?

percy: are you not talking about me falling down the stairs?

jason:

jason: you what

[arwaisherenow]

Happy Birthday Jason Grace ❤️

Jason and Perseus starting a new page of relationship after the sacrifice of their little friend to defeat Mother Earth, Gaea. This drawing is inspired from @velinxi PJO Young Gods AU

[imaginejercy]

Jason: Caffeine can never keep me awake, so instead I have Percy periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'

Jason: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

[rayssion]

Jason, on the phone with Percy: keep your eye on Nico, he has a tendency to wander off.

Percy: Jason, wh-what (looks around and notices that Nico is gone) I'm totally capable of that...

Jason: you lost him, didn't you?

Percy, running around the grocery store frantically: no no no, he's right next to me.

Jason: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.

Percy: do you honestly think he'd fit–

Percy: sees Nico standing in the dairy case and trying to pull it open.

Jason: the doors don't pull, they slide.

Percy: slowly slides the doors open.

[kaleidoskuls]

Percy: the stars are beautiful tonight

Annabeth: yeah

Percy: you know who else is beautiful ?

Annabeth: Piper.

Percy:

Percy: i was gonna say Jason, but i respect your opinion