#incorrect quotes cs

[redcracklestan]

Zack: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?

Shadowsan : For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!

Zack: Mean.

[incorrect-dark-rise]

James: You have friends and I envy that.

Will: You're welcome to share my friends.

James: looks at Violet and Cyprian

James: I don't want those.

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: Five years ago, I was a fucking mess.

Tomura: Now I'm a fucking mess, but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense.

[kingwillkempen]

Violet: Who's more clingy? James: *sitting on Will, legs and arms wrapped around him* James: Will, obviously

[indigos-stardust]

[citrineleaf]

Paperstar: Hey, wake up. Player: Wha- what?! Paperstar: I just murdered your entire family Player: ... my parents are out tonight? Paperstar: Then who are these people in your house!? Player: THERE'S PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!?

[the-lem0n-b0y]

Simon: I put the laughter in manslaughter

Sinclair: I put the fun in funeral

James: I put the D in Will

Violet: But there’s no D in Will…

James: Not yet there’s not

Cyprian: *choking in the background*

Will: *blushing* You smooth little—

[totally-correct-carmen-sandiego]

Carmen: Everyone, synchronize your watches with mine! Zack: I don't know how to do that! Ivy: I don't wear a watch. Player: Time isn't real.

Submitted by: @jackie-shitposts

[incorrect-hornblower]

My friend @otterfire made a comment about Archie and Horatio being sea-otters holding hands and then I blacked out and made these

Bonus

[cahmansandiegooo]

Carmen: What are you in the mood for? Gray: World domination. Carmen: That's a bit ambitious. Gray: You are my world. Carmen: Aww… Gray: Carmen: Gray: Carmen: OH.

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Celegorm: Moryo isn’t answering their phone

Maedhros: I’ll call

Curufin: Me and Tyelko have both called him six times why would he pick up now?

Caranthir after two rings: Hello?

[redcracklestan]

Ivy: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Zack: Damn, if people did that to each other, Shadowsan would've killed me years ago.

[incorrect-dark-rise]

James: What are you in the mood for? Will: World domination. James: That's a bit ambitious. Will: You are my world. James: Aww... Will: James: Will: James: OH.

[shutupandmakemepizzaroll]

[kingwillkempen]

James: *killing people with his power* Will: *holding a camera* You're doing great babe! Love you!

[phopollo]

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