#incorrect ranma 1/2 quotes

[sigmaufo]

The Ranma ½ cast do The Onion's List of Things to Never Say to Someone Who Just Came Out

Akane: I'm gay.

Ranma: I'm gayer.

X

Shampoo: I'm gay.

Ukyo: A little on the nose to do it during Pride Month, no?

X

Kodachi: I'm gay.

Asuka: In that outfit?

X

Genma: I'm gay.

Soun: You still owe me ¥4500.

X

Gosunkugi: I'm gay.

Tatewaki: Are you queerbaiting me?

X

Mousse: I'm gay.

Cologne: Behold! The oracle spoke the truth!

X

Nabiki: I'm gay.

Soun: Hi Gay, I'm Dad.

X

Soun: I'm gay.

Genma: I knew the second you told me you were gay.

X

Ryoga: I'm gay.

Kasumi: Oh my, so what's next for Mr. New Gay Man?

X

Tatewaki: I'm gay.

Sasuke: But milord, you must sire an heir, lest your hated sister Lady Kodachi inherit your land!

X

Ukyo: I'm gay.

Tsubasa: This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you.

X

Ranma: I'm gay.

Ryoga: I was planning to come out this very moment, and you just stole my thunder.

[just-someone-online]

Konatsu: Hey, I'm trans!

Ranma: I thought you were Japanese

[the-black-bulls]

Damnatio: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!

Nero: My happiness?

Nero, to Asta: I’m happy?

[incorrectranma1-2]

Akane: You have to apologize to them Ranma.

Ranma: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[groovycharlottes]

When Brulee and Cracker were younger

Brulee, holding out a plate of cookies to Cracker: Aren't these cute? They're animal crackers!

Cracker, looking at the odd shaped cookies: These are animals? Uh, an octopus?

Brulee: No, stupid! It's a penguin.

Cracker, looking at another one: Hermit crab?

Brulee: It's a lion.

Cracker: It's a water flea!

Brulee: A rabbit!

Cracker: Loch ness monster!

Brulee: A swan!

Cracker: A Germa 66 soldier!

Brulee: A raccoon!

Cracker: A salamander!

Brulee: Alligator!

Cracker: I know, a platypus!

Brulee: A KOALAAA!!!

[incorrect-danmachi-quotes]

Valletta: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost! Finn: My happiness? Finn, to Riveria: I’m happy?

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Don't think too badly of Astronema. She's really a very sweet girl. She's just a violent maniac.

Zhane, Power Rangers in Space

[tdc-incorrect-quotes]

SkekSo: I will destroy your happiness!

Rian: “Happiness?”

Rian, turning to Brea and Deet: I’m happy?

[petz5]

7 and 11 for the ask game?

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

- its less him and more the most popular ship(s) w him but RYOGA...... RANRYO IS NOTHING TO ME I WENT FROM "its not for me but i can understand" TO "its not for me but i can understand BUT I ALSO FIND IT DEEPLY DEEPLY ANNOYING AND COMPLETELY DISMISSIVE OF THE ACTUAL CANONICAL STORY WE SPENT 38 VOLUMES WITH JUST TO SAY RANMA LEAVES AKANE FOR A MAN"

i also dont like ryoga/ukyo at all sorry 😔 i briefly liked it when i was in 7th grade but that was only bc i didnt know konatsu existed and i felt like everyone Had to be paired up in nice neat heterosexual relationships yknow

11. number of fandom-related words you've filtered

10 but only 3 of them are ranma related and 2 are tags used only by specific blogs probably so u can block em if u arent interested without actually blocking op. i highly recommend doing this if u spam the tag regularly with just like incorrect quotes or liveblog posts 😭 i dont wanna actually block ppl i dont have any issue with but i also want to be able to see fanart without it being drowned in 1 persons screenshots......

[ukyou-kuonji]

Akane: Oh god... We're the most rational people here

Ryoga: Haha, Ruh-roh!

[incorrectranmaquotes]

[sigmaufo]

Shinichi, shrunk: That's Ran's voice! I can't let her see me!

Agasa: Don't worry. I'll tell her a story so she won't suspect anything.

Shinichi: I've always thought of you as a middle-aged weirdo, but you're actually a nice guy!

(scene change)

Ran: He's Shinichi's son?

Agasa: I'm as surprised as you!

Ran: He looks just like him, too!

Shinichi: It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie! (Punches Agasa's head) I'm Shinichi's younger cousin.

Ran: Ohhh, that makes more sense.

[okonomiiyaki]

Akane: [carrying all the groceries with both arms]

Ranma: [reaches out to help]

Akane: [switches all groceries to one arm to hold his hand]

Ranma: That’s not what I-

Ranma: Okay.

[yourlordandsaviorcapricorn-blog]

Getting arrested

Officer: What are your names?

Ryoga: Don't tell him, Ranma!

Ryoga: *realizes he fucked up* Wait. Fuck.

Ranma: Nice job, Ryoga.

Ryoga: *realizes he just made the same mistake* Shit.

[incorrectranma1-2]

Akane : Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ranma?

Ranma: … No.

Ryoga: I do!

Akane : I know, Ryoga.

Ryoga: I’m sad!

Akane : I know, Ryoga.

[the-maple-tree]

Ranma: I came here to kick ass and have a gender identity crisis, and I've already kicked the ass of everyone I've ever met.

Ranma: *starts sobbing uncontrollably*