#incorrect sanghyuk

[allaboutincorrectkpop]

Hyuk: 'Hey hyung, quick favor.' 

Leo: 'What, cover me in gasoline and spiders? Fine, yeah, I'm in.' 

Hyuk: 'Wasn't my first pitch but hey, not gonna waste this opportunity.'

[random-incorrect-things]

Hakyeon: Hyuk, get that hideous thing out of the living room would you?

Hyuk: Leo, Hakyeon wants you to get out of the house.

[imbicuriousyeah]

Cashier: that’ll be eighteen dollars and ninety eight cents

Hyuk: I don’t have the money

Cashier: ... then I’m sorry but I can’t sell this to you

Hyuk, sneakily sliding the cashier a twenty dollar bill like it’s a bribe: how about now?

Cashier:

N, from the chip aisle: Sanghyuk stop fucking with the Americans

[luvelytheo]

Zuho: *falls over and scrapes just above his eyebrow*

Taeyang: quick call an ambulance

Dawon: no it’s okay I’ve got this, I’m a first aider

Chani: no you’re not, just because both your parents are doesn’t mean you are

Hwiyoung: it’s not passed down in genetics, Dawon

[baka-writings]

Dawon to Rowoon: I hate you with every single inch of my body

Rowoon: That's not a lot of inches

[shitvixxsaid]

Hakyeon:Taekwoon and I are having a baby.

Sanghyuk:That's gre-

Hakyeon,slamming adoption papers on the table:It's you,sign here.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Hyuk: Why do you go to sleep so late?

Leo, [looking off into the distance]: There’s no rest for the wicked

Hyuk:

Leo:

Hakyeon: Cat videos. He stays up late to watch cat videos

[dearrenjunnie]

Kidnapper: We have one of your members.

Taekwoon: Oh really? Who?

Hyuck, screaming in the background: ITS ME, HYUNG HELP.

Taekwoon: You have the wrong number, have a nice day.

[reflectionssss]

HYUK - VIXX

[stressf9]

Exorcist: hello, I'm here to get rid of the demon you called me about?

Dawon: I didn't call an exorcist?

Demon, coming out from under the bed: I did, get me fucking out of here

[incorrectboygroups]

Inseong: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Jaeyoon: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[imbicuriousyeah]

Hyuk: do you think lava tastes spicy?

N: please DO NOT eat lava

Hongbin: Actually, since lava is just molten earth, it would most likely taste bland and dusty.

Hyuk: you are the only one here who understands me, Hongbin

[shoemin]

Paring: Jung Taekwoon X Reader

Genre: Fluff

Requested: No

A/N: This is very cringy because I was distracted while writing so please bear with me ! Okay thanks, and enjoy

Sitting across from Taekwoon at one of the tables in the library of your college was somewhat comforting. He was quite quiet and so was everyone else here at this time, you two have been studying together recently but tonight you were getting bored and didn’t wanna read another word on the damn paper.

Letting out a sigh you lean back in your chair, glancing at Taekwoon, he was a very attractive guy. His tannish skin sticking out from the others and his sliver hair falling just perfectly over half of his face as his tired eyes scanned his paper. Taekwoon caught you staring and gave you a small smile.

Deciding to try and make conversation instead of just looking at each other you say “You don’t talk very much, do?”

Taekwoons nose scrunched up in confusion at your question but the shrugged “Never really have a reason to” Damn his voice is soft, how can a guy that looks so intimidating be so soft spoken?

“Well you should try talking more, you have a nice voice” A little smile pulled at your lips as you spoke “It’s a lot better then most of the boys in our class, their all so loud you can barely here your own thoughts” and with that you heard Taekwoon let out a little chuckle, which not gonna lie surprised you.

“Maybe, just for you maybe. We’ll have to see” Taekwoon commented before looking back down at his textbook, leaving you a smiling mess, feeling like you’ve finally broken through his tough outter shell that he’s put up to everyone.

[qtyanan]

Chani: a pancake is still a cake and you can eat mine

Youngbin: Damn it Dawon stop teaching Chani this stuff

[shitvixxsaid]

Hakyeon:Taekwoon ... How do I begin to explain Taekwoon ?

Jaehwan:Taekwoon is flawless.

Wonshik:I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.

Hongbin:I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.

Sanghyuk:One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.

[toxiccherries]

teacher: hyuk said a swear word in class

Hakyeon: i’ll talk to him about it

Hakyeon, to hyuk: what the fuck, dude?