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Hi I guess

don't know if anyone cares about this blog but I found my password again sooooo... Hi? this is admin Lux (formerly known as Aiden) might start this again, still a kpop stan but mostly just a carat now. If I get some notes or smth I might post here again? idk

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Jeonghan: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Seokjin: Are you watching the road?

Namjoon: I am looking through the windshield and I’m not gonna hit anyone. But no, I’m thinking about The Beatles.

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Namjoon: Jungkook, for the last time, when someone tells you to kill yourself the appropriate response is not ‘do it yourself, you pussy’.

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Chani: *talking about Taeyang* Dude you’re so gay for him!

Hwiyoung: Said who?

Chani: Your actions

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Jungkook: Hyung, I’m learning to make drinks! Ask me for one!

Yoongi: Sure, can I have a dry martini?

Jungkook: *staring at all the liquid ingredients* I don’t know how to tell you this.

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btw when i become evil ill be sure to include all of u in my villain origin story <3

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Jin: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Taehyung: You left me in a Walmart parking lot, like, three weeks ago.

Jin: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Han after being ignored once: Whatever. I'll just date myself.

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Hui: Please apologize before my therapist knows your name.

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Jihoon: An outsider might be tempted to say that it sucks to be me, but that’s a common mistake.

Jihoon: It’s AWESOME being me! What sucks is everything AROUND me!

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Kihyun: You're stupid.

Shownu: That's it?

Kihyun: Give it time. It'll eat at you.

[Later]

Shownu: Hey, am I stupid?

Hyungwon: Yeah, a little.

Shownu: Damn him!

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Yuta: This is my boyfriend, Winwin, he’s so smart and handsome. I’m so proud of him.

Jaehyun: This is my gorgeous boyfriend, Taeyong. He’s my angel and I love him, so much.

Ten: This is Hendery.

Ten: He has rabies.

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Sungjin: What's wrong with you?

Jae: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but I still think I'm better than anyone else.

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Yugyeom: My mom always has a problem with what I'm doing...

BamBam: Probably because you're always doing me.

Jinyoung: [Chokes on water]

BamBam: [Smirks]

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Jacob doing laundry: Eric, I don't want you hanging around Felix anymore.

Eric: Why not?

Jacob: I just get a weird-

Felix from inside the washing machine: Yeah, why not?

Jacob: WHAT THE HELL?!

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Kun pointing at the alien in the room: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

YanYang hugging it: What? It said "Take me to your leader"

Kun: SO YOU BROUGHT IT TO ME???

YangYang: Well you're our leader...