#incorrect leo

[incorectpercyjackson]

Leo: I may have been a little irrational today.

Hazel: A little?

Leo: SHUT UP!! 

[demonicsuffrage]

Dick, during a daily debrief: Wait now I understand why Jason was so vengeful when he first arrived to Gotham as Red Hood

Jason: Because I deserved to? Because Bruce-

Dick: Because you died a Leo but came back a Scorpio!

Jason: HOLY-

[pvtpunsart]

know your audience

[demigod-incorrect-quotes]

The fact that Jason was never actually at the Wilderness School with Piper and Leo is so much funnier when you think that he’s like 90% of the trio’s impulse control.

Like you have to assume they have conversations like,

Leo: Remember that time we nearly blew up a classroom then Jason stopped us

Piper: Hahah yeah that was crazy. Wait- Jason was never there

Leo: Oh shit! We actually blew up a classroom!

[pjotwitter]

[percabethownsmybutt]

percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words

percy: not my fucking problem

[lilislegacy]

annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right

percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?

annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe

percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!

annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.

percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that

annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it

percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway

annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*

percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-

leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-

[mysterylilycheeta]

Leo: Do you want to see a butterfly? Jason: Yes Nico, Piper, and Annabeth: NO! Leo: *throws the butter across the table* Percy: Fucking majestic

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Nico: *yells at Leo in Italian*

Leo: *yells back in Spanish*

Piper: *interrupts them in French*

Will: *says something with his southern accent*

Percy: what the fuck is happening here?

[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

Jason: Dude, I just saw Leo at a gay bar!

Piper: Likely place for him to be.

Piper: Wait what were you doing at a gay bar?

[lordcryosrealmoftrash]

Percy walking into the dining room of the Argo 2. Stops as he sees Annabeth drinking coffee from a "worlds best dad" mug

Percy, slightly confused: nice mug

Annabeth, barely awake and very calm: thanks

Percy:... did you steal if from your dad or...

Annabeth, in complete monotone: Leo and Piper made them in arts and crafts.

Percy: them?

Jason, walks in, opens the cabinet, and grabs a matching "worlds best mom" mug: morning

[incorectpercyjackson]

Leo: Nothing better than leftover pizza. Cold, leftover pizza. That I did not pay for.

[somewhereincairparavel]

credits to @aroaceleovaldez for generously revealing the font name i had so much fun w this (the fonts called 'centaur')

[grandpakronos]

annabeth: and that's the plan!

annabeth: now let's see who was paying attention.

kahoot music starts

[asexual-nerd]

Leo: *Banging an invention on the table in frustration*

Jason: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged YOU on the table?

Leo:

Leo: I don't know the right answer to that

[pjotwitter]