#incorrect ssbu

[bellanova137]

Ridley: What’s a six letter word for “total dick”?

Samus, busting through the entryway: RIDLEY!!!

Ridley: Hey, it fits! (Moment of realization) Wait a minute…

[things-kirby-characters-said]

Marx: I am getting ready to smoke my Blunt.

[captainschmoe]

Kirby’s Diary, Day 1: Dear diare, today I lernd my 1st crs word. Bitch.

Kirby’s Diary, Day 2: Dory Diory Dear Diory, Bich.

Kirby’s Diary, Day 3: Dear dior, I just lerned the f word, it is fuck.

[swoodthis]

Incorrect Maxverse quotes #15

Cloud, upon realizing Malchus isn’t Sephiroth: Malchus has only existed for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in the Smash Mansion and then myself.

[bylethsworld]

F! Corrin: *Simply just exists*

Erdrick: You’re the most beautiful woman I have ever seen

[smashy-headcanons]

Updated pinned post featuring carrd and tag list (WIP). Carrd should be up to date with blog page.

Carrd contains sections for rules regarding asks and submissions (including what will not get posted and what will get you blocked), FAQ, a list of games I’m currently working through, and a page to help new people catch up on some old Blog Lore.

(WIP) Tags are below the cut. Includes character tags as well as some other frequently used tags. I may update it to include links to each tag, but for the time being you can go to smashy-headcanons.tumblr.com/tagged/[tag] or www.tumblr.com/smashy-headcanons/tagged/[tag]. Tags may be added over time.

General tags:

#mine - Posts made by me, or with enough of my input to justify the tag

#submission - Sent by other people

#headcanon - Probably what you're here for

#incorrect quotes - Quotes sourced from other media (or original dialogue) written as dialogue from the SSB cast

#april foolery - April Fools headcanons or gags

#voice headcanons - Fan casts for characters who speak very little or not at all, as though picking voice actors for an animated series

#screenplay au - An AU where the events of Smash are all staged as though they're part of a television or movie series

#canon info - May include some derived or otherwise related headcanons, but primarily consists of information about various games' canon, including from external materials

#bucket - Best experienced for yourself

Fighter tags:

Mario: #mario

Donkey Kong: #donkey kong

Multiple Link incarnations: #loz links

Ocarina of Time adult/late teen Link: #oot link

Twilight Princess Link: #tp link

Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom Link: #botw link

Samus Aran: #samus aran

Dark Samus: #dark samus

Yoshi: #yoshi

Kirby: #kirby

Star Fox 64!Fox: #64 fox mccloud

Star Fox Zero!Fox: #zero fox mccloud

Brawl-SSBU Pikachu: #pikachu

SSB-Melee Pikachu/SSBU Alolan Raichu: #alolan raichu

Female Pikachu (alt in Ultimate): #female pikachu

Pikachu Libre (alt in Ultimate): #pikachu libre

Luigi: #luigi mario

Ness: #ness earthbound

Captain Falcon: #captain falcon

Jigglypuff: #jigglypuff

Princess Peach: #princess peach

Princess Daisy: #princess daisy

King Bowser: #king bowser

Ice Climbers: #ice climbers

Popo: #popo ice climber

Nana: #nana ice climber

Multiple Sheik incarnations: #loz sheiks

Ocarina of Time-era Sheik: #oot sheik

Twilight Princess-era Sheik: #tp sheik

Super Smash Bros Ultimate-era Sheik: #ssbu sheik

Multiple Zelda incarnations: #loz zeldas

Ocarina of Time-era Zelda: #oot zelda

Twilight Princess-era Zelda: #tp zelda

A Link to the Past/A Link Between Worlds-era Zelda: #albw zelda

Dr. Mario: #dr mario

SSBU Pichu: #pichu

Spiky-Eared Pichu: #spiky-eared pichu

SF64!Falco: #64 falco lombardi

SFZero!Falco: #zero falco lombardi

Marth: #marth

Lucina: #lucina

Multiple Ganonford incarnations: #loz ganondorfs

OoT Ganondorf: #oot ganondorf

TP Ganondorf: #tp ganondorf

Mewtwo: #mewtwo

Roy: #roy fire emblem

Chrom: #chrom

Mr. Game & Watch: #mr game & watch

Meta Knight: #meta knight

Dark Meta Knight: #dark meta knight

Pit: #pit kid icarus

Dark Pit: #dark pit kid icarus

Wario: #wario

Snake: #solid snake

Lucas: #lucas mother 3

Sonic: #sonic the hedgehog

King Dedede: #king dedede

Olimar: #olimar

Alph: #alph pikmin

Pikmin: #pikmin

Lucario: #lucario

Ike (both incarnations): #ike fire emblem

Pokemon Trainer Red: #pokemon trainer red

Leaf: #pokemon trainer leaf

Red’s Charizard: #charizard

Red’s Ivysaur: #ivysaur

Red’s Squirtle: #squirtle

Leaf’s Charizard: #leaf charizard

Leaf’s Ivysaur: #leaf ivysaur

Leaf’s Squirtle: #leaf squirtle

Diddy Kong: #diddy kong

R.O.B.: #r.o.b.

SF64!Wolf: #64 wolf o'donnell

Star Fox Zero!Wolf: #zero wolf o'donnell

Villager(s): #villager animal crossing

Mega Man: #mega man

Wii Fit Trainer(s): #wii fit trainer

Rosalina: #rosalina

Little Mac: #little mac

Greninja: #greninja

Mii Fighters (collectively): #mii fighter

SSB4 Mii Brawler: #ssb4 mii brawler

SSB4 Mii Swordfighter: #ssb4 mii swordfighter

SSB4 Mii Gunner: #ssb4 mii gunner

SSBU Mii Brawler: #ssbu mii brawler

SSBU Mii Swordfighter: #ssbu mii swordfighter

SSBU Mii Gunner: #ssbu mii gunner

Sans: #sans undertale

Cuphead: #cuphead

Palutena: #palutena

Pac-Man: #pac-man

Robin(s): #robin fire emblem

Shulk: #shulk

Bowser Jr.: #bowser jr

Koopalings: #koopalings

Roy Koopa: #roy koopa

Iggy Koopa: #iggy koopa

Lemmy Koopa: #lemmy koopa

Ludwig Von Koopa: #ludwig von koopa

Wendy O. Koopa: #wendy o koopa

Larry Koopa: #larry koopa

Morton Koopa Jr.: #morton koopa jr

Duck Hunt Duo: #duck hunt duo

Duck Hunt Dog: #duck hunt dog

Duck Hunt Duck: #duck hunt duck

Duck Hunt Shooter: #duck hunt shooter

Ryu: #ryu street fighter

Ken: #ken masters

Cloud: #cloud strife

Corrin(s): #corrin fire emblem

Bayonetta: #bayonetta

Inklings: #inklings

Agent 3: #inkling agent 3

Ridley: #ridley metroid

Simon: #simon belmont

Richter: #richter belmont

King K. Rool: #king k rool

Isabelle: #isabelle animal crossing

Incineroar: #incineroar

Piranha Plant: #piranha plant

Joker: #joker p5

Banjo: #banjo banjo kazooie

Kazooie: #kazooie

Eleven: #eleven dragon quest

Arusu: #arusu dragon quest

Solo: #solo dragon quest

Eight: #eight dragon quest

Terry: #terry bogard

Byleth: #byleth

Min Min: #min min

Steve: #steve minecraft

Alex: #alex minecraft

Zombie: #zombie minecraft

Enderman: #enderman

Sephiroth: #sephiroth

Pyra: #pyra xenoblade

Mythra: #mythra xenoblade

Kazuya: #kazuya mishima

Sora: #sora kingdom hearts

Assist Trophy/Poke Ball Pokemon Tags:

Akira:

Alucard; #alucard

Andross: #andross

Arcade Bunny: #arcade bunny

Ashley:

Barbara:

Black Knight:

Bomberman: #bomberman

Burrowing Snagret: #burrowing snagret

Chain Chomp: #chain chomp

Chef Kawasaki: #chef kawasaki

Pong/Color TV-Game 15

Devil:

Dillon:

Dr. Kawashima:

Dr. Wright:

Elec Man: #elec man

Excitebikes: #excitebike

Flies & Hand:

Ghirahim: #ghirahim

Ghosts: #pac ghosts

Inky:

Blinky:

Pinky:

Clyde:

Gray Fox:

Guile:

Hammer Bro: #hammer bro

Helirin: #helirin

Infantry & Tanks:

Isaac:

Jeff:

Jill:

Kapp'n: #kapp'n

Kat & Ana:

Klaptrap: #klaptrap

Knuckle Joe: #knuckle joe

Knuckles: #knuckles the echidna

Krystal:

Lakitu: #lakitu

Spinies:

Lyn:

Magnus:

Metroid: #metroid

Midna: #midna

Mr. Resetti: #mr resetti

Moon:

Mother Brain: #mother brain

Nightmare:

Nikki:

Nintendog: #nintendogs

Phosphora: #phosphora

Rathalos: #rathalos

Ray Mk III: #ray mk iii

Riki: #riki xenoblade

Rodin: #rodin bayonetta

Sablé Prince: #sable prince

Saki Amamiya: #saki amamiya

Samurai Goroh: #samurai goroh

Shadow: #shadow the hedgehog

Sheriff: #mr jack sheriff

Shovel Knight: #shovel knight

Skull Kid: #skull kid

Spring Man: #spring man

Squid Sisters:

Starfy: #starfy

Takamaru:

Thwomp: #thwomp

Tiki:

Tingle: #tingle

Vince:

Waluigi: #waluigi

Dr. Wily/Wily Capsule: #dr wily

Yuri Kozukata: #yuri kozukata

Zero: #zero mega man

Boss Tags:

Master Hand: #master hand

Crazy Hand: #crazy hand

Giga Bowser: #giga bowser

Tabuu: #tabuu

Galleom: #galleom

Duon: #duon

Rayquaza: #rayquaza

Petey Piranha: #petey piranha

Porky/Pokey: #porky minch

Master Core: #master core

Galeem: #galeem

Dharkon: #dharkon

Rathalos: #rathalos

OoT Ganon: #ganon

Dracula: #dracula castlevania

Marx: #marx kirby

[ssbu-aus-and-other-stuff]

Morgana: I have a joke for you!

Joker: Yes?

Morgana: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack?

Joker: I dunno.

Morgana: Go on guess!

Joker: Death?

Morgana: No.. go on,guess!

Joker: (laughing) I don’t know...

Morgana: Come on! Guess!

Joker: I-

Morgana: Why are you laughing!? I haven’t told the punchline yet! What is a- Skeleton’s-favorite-snacks?!

Joker: I-

Morgana: GUESS!!

Joker: You’re putting me in a lot of pressure-

Morgana: GUESS!! FUCK! (Stomp stomp) GUESS! GUESS, GOD DAMN YOU!

Joker: (Laughing)

Morgana: WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME?! WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?

Joker: Bones?

Morgana: NO! (Stomp stomp) NO!!!!

Joker: (laughing) G-gee.... geez this is awkw-

Morgana: WHAT IS IT? WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!

Morgana: RIBS!!!! SPARE RIBS!!!! FUCK!!!

[kaihihanto]

yoshi: *literally spends his money for a van for the co captains and himself*

also yoshi: this is a big-ass hitting the road for both lucina & the duo.

[zyphernez]

Sephiroth: did you miss me?

Cloud: how could i miss you, you never go away

[ssbuwaifus-icorrectqs]

"He will be back at 8, madam": Zelda, Peach, Corrin

"Your son calls me mommy too": Bayonetta, Palutena, Byleth

Enters the house in silence, takes the guy and leaves: Robin, Samus, also Byleth

[guynamedultimax]

Sora and Pit: *exist*

Sephiroth and Pitoo: Holy shit there's two of them now

[hopeaterart]

Bandana Waddle Dee: Kind of fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Pepsi costs like a dollar seventy five.

Wario: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR PEPSI FOR 1.75!? THAT SHIT IS LIKE 2.30 MINIMUM

Bandana Waddle Dee: Hospital.

King Dedede: Who the fuck is paying 2.30 for a Pepsi?

Bandana Waddle Dee: Not me sir. I'm paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital.

Bowser: I pay like 2.50$ but I'm from the Mushroom Kingdom.

Bandana Waddle Dee: I feel like we're getting off topic.

Ridley: Blood is free?

Bandana Waddle Dee: So is pepsi if you steal it?

Eggman: What I'm wondering is why you're getting your pepsi from the hospital.

Bandana Waddle Dee: Because it's only a dollar seventy five.

Sephiroth: Why in my mother's name would a vampire drink pepsi.

Kazuya: Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

Monokuma: #femboy

Bandana Waddle Dee: Uh???

Ganondorf: That's why I'm not a fan of the sexy vampire trope. 1: it's overused, and supports the current status quo of typical vampire supremacy: worshipping rich folk. 2: vampires prey upon normal people, and thus represent capitalists preying on the working class. 3: Werewolves are much sexier anyway.

Bandana Waddle Dee: ._.

Wolf: Am I having a stroke? I feel like I'm having a stroke.

Gigyas: You might want to go to the hospital, then.

King K Rool: I heard the pepsi is cheaper there.

[stardrawsrmblogs]

f! Corrin: Alright everyone let's say one nice thing about Sonic.

Megaman: Fast

Pac-Man: Cool

Lucario: Cocky

Joker: Arrogant

Snake: Asshole

Sora: Sanic

Sonic: Sora, Corrin said nice things not the fucking meme.

[captainschmoe]

Bayonetta: Pain is when your vibrator dies at the worst time.

Wolf: Get a man.

Ike: Those die too.

[hibitualmist]

ssbu but it’s me and my friends discord conversations part 4

These two aren’t even my favorite they just fit most of these conversations

[indigomarina]

Rosalina: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Zelda: Bees? Rosalina: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Zelda: Wait- Peach approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly