#incorrect the magnus archives quotes

[moonsanoverthinker]

Randomly generated TMA quotes

[quinnthecreature]

Jon, in an archive meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Tim: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Jon, with the tone of someone who is used to Tim: Outstanding.

Jon: This is what I’m talking about people

[queer-error-message]

Martin: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Jon: *narrows eyes*

Martin: Jon no-

Jon: Prentiss?

[klm-zoflorr]

Jon in S4 hospital bed coma:

Elias at his bedside, sobbing: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed

[cade-space]

Martin: it must be nice being rich instead of having to develop a likable personality

Elias: shut up.

Martin: buy my silence.

[calibrationneeded]

Old but idc

[thermodynamic-comedian]

julia montauk and trevor herbert

maxwell rayner

the spiral

elias about to shoot gertrude

(part 2)

[incorrect-archivist]

Martin: look, jon, i appreciate that you're trying to deal with this in a healthy way, but creating a montage of all the times you've been hurt set to "it's a hard knock life" may not be the best way to do that.

[thegaynessarchives]

Hey guys I made some things idk

[wearingahat]

Martin: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Jon: Wow. They sound stupid. Martin: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Jon: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Martin: I guess you’re right. Hey Jon, I love you. Jon: See! Just say that! Martin: Holy fucking shit. Jon: If that flies over their head then, sorry Martin, but they're too dumb for you. Martin: Jon.

[s1i9d]

“Hi, I’m Trevor Herbert. The Minister. And you’re watching The Magnus Protocol.”

*tortured OIAR and Fandom screams in the background*

[moonsanoverthinker]

Randomly Generated TMA Quote

I choose to believe this was an actual conversation back when Martin was living in the institute x

[quinnthecreature]

Georgie: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Melanie, overcome by traces of ghost bullet: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Georgie: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

[lesbicosmos]

edwin: i'm going for a walk

niko: let me know if you see any good cows!

edwin: obviously i'm going to tell you if i see any good cows.

[spoiler-side-blog-forthehomies]

she grift on my bone til my ears start bleeding

[cade-space]

Martin: Are you fucking with me right now?

Jon: The only thing I'm fucking is stupid so no

Martin: *sighs* You are not stupid.

Jon: No yeah I know, I just said it for the joke

Martin: ... The ace joke?

Jon: Ya it's pride month

Martin: ...

Jon: Happy pride mon-

Martin: We're in a fight right now