#incorrect thrawn quotes

[overlord-of-fantasy]

Eli is traumatized

*Eli and Thrawn are cuddling* Eli: Tell me something I don't know about you. Thrawn: *leans in to whisper in Eli's ear, voice deep and sensual* I once went on a unauthorized mission with Vader and his girlfriend. We used a corpse as a puppet. Eli: Eli: Eli: I meant like your favorite color, but okay.

[horatio-fig]

Eli: I can’t pay the rent…but maybe I could pay you a different way 😏

Thrawn: I think we could come to a suitable arrangement 😏

Faro: 😭 Please stop, this is NOT how you play monopoly 😭

[consultinghuntertimelord]

Eli: I don't know how we're gonna manipulate, mansplain, or manwhore our way outta this one, sir. Admiral Durril: looks like manslaughter it is.

Thrawn, who knew they'd have to gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss their way out from the beginning: May I offer you an alternative suggestion?

[kyberghoul]

Thrawn, at graduation: Oh, and one more thing real quick. Should we get married?

Eli: What?

Thrawn: You know, not that. An equivalent. Like, I abduct you and force you to live with me.

Eli: That's not equivalent.

[starwarsrebelsincorrectquotes]

Kallus as Fulcrum

Kallus: I’ve been giving the Rebellion information...

Thrawn: Wait, what??

Kallus: I’m sorry, but I can’t do it anymore-

Thrawn: Agent Kallus, are you seriously admitting to treason to get out of doing your unpaid overtime?

Kallus: I- uh-

Thrawn: Are you kidding me?

---

Zeb: Just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you.

Kallus: You won't have to, I'll escape. We both know this.

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Kallus: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Thrawn: Alright.

Kallus: TraitorSayWhat?

Pryce: Pardon?

Kallus: What?

Thrawn: ...

Kallus: ...

Kallus: No wait-

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Zeb: Aren't you going too far?

Kallus: No, no, no. I went too far about 7 hours ago. Now I'm going to prison

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Pryce: You pushed him...

Kallus: I didn't.

Pryce: You lie, I saw how you pushed one of our troops down the stairs! 

Kallus: I just gave him a high five with the body.

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Thrawn: Ugh, there's always that weak one in the group who isn't down with dictatorship.

*Thrawn glares at Kallus*

Kallus: Well sorry I belive in freedom.

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Stormtrooper: So you’re a spy?

Kallus: Yes.

Stormtrooper: You don’t look like one.

Kallus: I wouldn’t be very good if I did.

[incorrectclonewars]

Thrawn: You were Anakin Skywalker’s padawan?

Ahsoka: Yeah. What of it.

Thrawn: I miss him.

Ahsoka: What?

Thrawn: Could you do something to remind me of him?

Ahsoka: Like...blow up a station?

Thrawn: Yes. Exactly like that.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Star Wars Legends + text posts part 2 (1)

[reythemandalor]

Thrawn: That’s where heroes are born, Eli, on the battlefield.

Eli: It’s also commonly where they’re killed, Thrawn.

[merememberjust]

Baylan: Did you take out Sabine Wren as requested?

Shin: Sabine has been taken out, yes.

Thrawn: You have my grat-

Shin: It was a great restaurant.

Shin: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Shin: Sabine proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

[thestarwarslesbian]

What I want from Ahsoka season 2

Ezra: It’s over Thrawn. Thrawn: and how will you defeat me? Ezra: With our secret weapon. Eli, walking out of the shadows: Hello, Grand Admiral Thrawn: Fuck. Eli: Don’t worry Ezra, I can take him. Ezra: In a fight right. Eli, dragging Thrawn away onto a ship: Ezra: Right?!

[overlord-of-fantasy]

In a meeting about the death star

Thrawn: *clicks pen* Eli: *clicks pen in response* Krennic: Stop that. Thrawn: Stop what? Krennic: You’re talking about me in Morse code! Thrawn: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out! *later* Eli, to Karyn: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

[horatio-fig]

[Thrawn: Can you talk me through the menu please?

Eli: Umm, the men I please are none of your concern.]

[consultinghuntertimelord]

Thrawn: To some extent, the direction of one’s chosen path automatically selects for the paths that may cross it. A warrior’s path will intersect the paths of other warriors, allies and enemies alike. A worker’s path will intersect the paths of other workers. But as with games of cards or dice, sometimes unexpected crossings occur. Some are driven by chance, others by design, others by a change in one’s goals. Some are driven by malice. Such manipulations can prove effective in the short term. But the longer-term consequences can be perilously difficult to predict. The path of Arihnda Pryce is one such example. A deep and perceptive study of it can serve as a valuable lesson. And as an even more valuable warning.

Customer: I don't care who the fuck Areena Price is, I told you to get your fucking manager! I am going to have your fucking job!

Thrawn: that's hardly an incentive for me to get my manager. At any rate, they can't and won't change the price of the item, not even for your child.

[gia-batmm-crickle22]

Eli: Thrawn~ Eli: My darlin', my sweetheart, the Light of my life~ Thrawn: ... Thrawn: You're angry with me, aren't you? Eli, smiling sweetly: Livid.

[iswearimawriternotamurderer]

*in my little Star Wars au as Ezra is about to reunite with the ghost crew*

Thrawn: you shouldn’t be nervous, they’re your family

Ezra: I haven’t seen them in so long though. A lot has changed! And they might be mad at me.

Thrawn: I felt that way before seeing my family again, but you know what happened?

Ezra: Ar’alani gave you a black eye, Eli didn’t talk to you for a week, and your siblings yelled at you for two hours straight? Thrawn: Fair enough. But we all made up. Your family is nicer than mine, though.

[xiema]

Dialog ideas that live rent free in my head part 2:

Ar'alani: "How many children have you already adopted?"

Eli: "five"

Thrawn: "Six."

Eli: "I wouldn't call Gregory one of our children."

Thrawn: "Just because he isn't Chiss or human?"

Eli: "Thrawn, he is an Ysalamir."

Thrawn: "What about that?"

Eli: "He is a Kriffing space lizard."