#incorrect wander over yonder quotes

[sharkaiju]

Wander: Why don't we just agree to disagree?

Hater: I don't agree to that!

Peepers: Neither do I!!

[this-train-aint-stopping]

Wander Over Yonder Incorrect Quote #1

Lord Dominator: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Lord Dominator: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

"You give me a gift? BAM! Thank you note. You invite me somewhere? POW! RSVP. You do me a favor? WHAM! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness."

- Wander

[penelope-kat]

Hello Wander Over Yonder fans how are we all?

[nonsenseexistence]

I always cum back

[quotoons]

WOY: Groceries

Wander: Alright, time to get some groceries! I can do this! It’s just some groceries. How hard can it be?

Sylvia: *Calls Wander on the phone* Hey, buddy! How is grocery shopping going?

Wander: Fine! Fine! Totally amazing! Don’t even worry about it!

Sylvia: Well, it has been 3 hours.

Wander: *Has one stray dog on a leash, helping three other people while pulling out weeds for an old lady* Ok, so, I can explain.

[resident-wof-expert]

I'm a nerd? Well, that's FINE! 'Cause nerds use their brains! I set goals for myself, and then, through hard work and education, I figure out ways to achieve them!

-Starflight

[briceterry04]

Commander peepers: Do you have a superpower?

Lord hater: Yep! It’s hindsight.

Commander peepers: …that’s not going to help us.

Lord hater: Yes, I see that now.

[alyxpostsdumbassshit]

EVIL SANDWICH is a little bitch. (i was playing around with the incorrect quotes generator and got some funny stuff)

[cyber-streak-2]

Rodimus, arriving to help Drift out during something: I got you into this mess, I’m gonna get you out!

Drift: ...By putting yourself into the mess??

Rodimus: It’s not a perfect plan.

[shychick-52]

Mark Beaks: *to Gyro* Everyone thinks you're a joke, Gearloser! Everyone's laughing at you! Hear that, nerd? So, just go back to your lab, and nerd out over your nerd toys!

Crowd: *laughs and jeers*

Gyro: I'm a nerd? Well, that's fine! Because nerds use their brains! Unlike some hacks, I think up new ideas, and then through ingenuity and hard work, I figure out ways to bring them to life!

Someone in crowd: Yes, but your inventions turn evil!

Gyro: Shut your face! *turns to Beaks* But what have you got, Beaks, hmm? Segways? Exploding phones? Ha! One day, you'll wake up and realize all you've got is a failing company, no friends or followers, and as an inventor you're a failure!

(347) Lord Hater stands up for Commander Peepers (The Cool Guy) | Wander Over Yonder [HD] - YouTube

(see the 1:58-2:39 mark)

[sharkaiju]

Lord Hater: What if I was evil and I ran at you with very fast speeds!!

Wander: My arms are strong, I would catch you and hug you :)

[apoli-meow]

Hater: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Sylv: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Peepers: Waking up in the morning.

Wander: Waking up!

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Pumbaa: Would you say that us being friends is the greatest adventure of all?

Timon: No, because that would be way too sappy… but I'm kind of thinking it.

[ryhmus]

Sweetheart makes a movie

Sweetheart and some Sprout moles are watching a recently made film about her own wedding and how Omori and friends interrupted it, except they changed everything to favor the donut duchess. The friends are crudely drawn while Sweetheart is drawn like a high budget anime protagonist. She easily defeats the friends in a single blow and flaunts her victory over them.

Movie Sweetheart; "OHOHOHO! Although I could have done it so many times before this time. Now because I am so much more powerful this time. This is the time when I finally destroy you, peons. This...Is the time...TO DIE!"

(*Sweetheart guffaws to herself in her seat*)

Sweetheart; "Oh yes! marvelous! Subjects? I think we have something special here...~"

(*An incredibly handsome looking Movie Spaceboy suddenly appears from his ship in the film and kneels before Sweetheart with a proposal ring*)

Movie Spaceboy; "But Sweetheart, all I ever wanted was to be your loving Husband."

Sweetheart; "Wait what?"

Movie Kel with a terrible southern accent; "We just wanted you to get back with your boy friend in the hopes that it would stop you from marrying Hero and being so...evil, *aw-hyuck*" [dies]

(*Movie Sweetheart seems moved by this*)

Movie Sweetheart; "Wow, all of a sudden out of nowhere, I've come to realize, I have a tendency to compensate for my insecurity and loneliness by being egotistical and ruthless. But you, Spaceboy, saw the one thing I really needed was not an army of stupid adoring fans or self romancing, or power..."

Sweetheart;"No no nononono!!"

*Movie Sweetheart reaches for Movie Spaceboy's hand, they look each other in the eyes and kiss*

"...But a true lover."

A montage plays out showing the couple going on a date and doing romantic things together while they do things like having a dinner, or frolicking in the flowers, having a sleepover and such.

Sweetheart; "What's going on!?"

Sweetheart is losing her mind watching the absolute atrocity before her. In the back of the theater, Kel is doing his best to hold back laughter from a seat in the back. Sweetheart stands up and storms down the aisle to the film director, giving him a furious glare.

Sweetheart; "I said, I wanted this to be true to life! All you did was make a cartoon where I almost succeed in marrying my dashing Hero, then those children and my ex show up ruin everything!"

Director Mole; "Yeah but that's what always happens."

(*Unamused, Sweetheart snaps her fingers and the director is grabbed and dragged away to the Dungeon, she turns to the rest of them*)

Sweetheart; "Burn it...BURN IT ALL! Never let anyone see this cartoon, ever. Especially not my miserable ex husband!"

Co-director Mole; "Well, we would your highness, but this is being broadcasted live all over OTHERWORLD."

(*Sweetheart pulls out a notepad and begins frantically scribbling sketches in it*)

Sweetheart; "What? No! We have animate a new ending where I wed my Hero and destroy those insolent children!"

(*Sweetheart's pencil snaps causing her to Throw down notepad in rage*)

"Agggghhh! Animation is so hard! *turns to face camera up close and breaks character for a moment* People who do this for a living deserve more credit and respect!.."

...

...Sunny suddenly wakes up from his dream with a puzzled expression before shrugging and getting back to his adventures in HEADSPACE

Original dialogue from Wander over Yonder

[ghostlytuxedo]

Sylvia: How do you like your coffee?

Wander, in a serious tone: As black as my soul.

Sylvia: So, just milk?

Wander: Yes, please!