#incorrect woy quotes

[alyxpostsdumbassshit]

EVIL SANDWICH is a little bitch. (i was playing around with the incorrect quotes generator and got some funny stuff)

[sharkaiju]

Wander: Why don't we just agree to disagree?

Hater: I don't agree to that!

Peepers: Neither do I!!

[nonsenseexistence]

I always cum back

[quotoons]

WOY: Groceries

Wander: Alright, time to get some groceries! I can do this! It’s just some groceries. How hard can it be?

Sylvia: *Calls Wander on the phone* Hey, buddy! How is grocery shopping going?

Wander: Fine! Fine! Totally amazing! Don’t even worry about it!

Sylvia: Well, it has been 3 hours.

Wander: *Has one stray dog on a leash, helping three other people while pulling out weeds for an old lady* Ok, so, I can explain.

[apoli-meow]

Hater: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Sylv: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Peepers: Waking up in the morning.

Wander: Waking up!

[ghostlytuxedo]

Sylvia: How do you like your coffee?

Wander, in a serious tone: As black as my soul.

Sylvia: So, just milk?

Wander: Yes, please!

[this-train-aint-stopping]

Wander Over Yonder Incorrect Quote #1

Lord Dominator: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Lord Dominator: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

[whatareudoinginmyhouse]

(Scientist watchdog belongs to this individual!)

Random watchdog: I'm getting money for being your test subject right?

Scientist watchdog (Bert): Ja, don't worry you're totally going to get paid for this. *gives beaker with suspicious looking liquid* Now drink dis

Random watchdog: ..Are you sure this is safe?

Scientist watchdog (Bert): *scoff* Please I am a highly trained professional, I know what I am doing! It is perfectly safe for consumption! Just don't inhale the scent and you should be perfectly fine!

Random watchdog: Alright... I'm only doing this for the money though. *drinks suspicious looking liquid* ...Hey it kinda tasted like blorpberries!

Scientist watchdog (Bert): See what did I tell you? You're perfectly-

Random watchdog: *spontaneously combusts then explodes*

Scientist watchdog (Bert): ...

Scientist watchdog (Bert): *shrugs* He probably inhaled the scent

[ultravioart]

"Lesbian? I thought you were Dominican."

-Lord Hater replying to Dominator, probably.

[vargaslovinghours]

In case it was ever a question

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Dimitri: Heaven must be missing an angel- because here I am!

[alyxpostsdumbassshit]

spooky…

[sharkaiju]

Lord Hater: What if I was evil and I ran at you with very fast speeds!!

Wander: My arms are strong, I would catch you and hug you :)

[grishamanimationstudios102]

(Inside one of the huts, Sylvia and Wander are laying in their beds)

Wander: Gee, it's kinda nice out here. Maybe this isn't so bad after all. Eh, Syl?

Sylvia: Not so bad? What do you mean "Not so bad"?! Our supply of orbble juice is fresh out and we're stuck on this island, in the middle of nowhere, with no way to get home!

Wander: I said I was "sorry". At least you could forgive me.

Sylvia: Well, it's just that we're... Well, can't you see we're…? I just... I just... can't! Oh!

Wander: I said I was "sorry".

Sylvia: Well, that's just not good enough. Now, goodnight.

(Sylvia goes to sleep with Wander confused)

Wander: "Not good enough"? Not good enough?! She means... (sad) She means I'm not good enough. She thinks I'm not good enough. I bet she'll be happier if I just left. So, that's what I'll do. (climbs out of bed) I'm just gonna… gonna take my things and just go away. Yeah. (looks around) I don't have any things, so I'll just go...with just my hat and my banjo. Goodbye, Sylvia. I hope you find a partner that's good enough.

(Wander then sadly walks away.)

[sally-the-pack-leader]

Commander Peepers: Either you buckle down and do your work, or you'll end up at McDonalds.

Watchdog: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?

Commander Peepers: NO!!

[apoli-meow]

Peepers: Help! I’m drowning!

Hater: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Peepers: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!