#incorrect woy

[sharkaiju]

Wander: Why don't we just agree to disagree?

Hater: I don't agree to that!

Peepers: Neither do I!!

[nonsenseexistence]

I always cum back

[whatareudoinginmyhouse]

I like the idea of Peepers having insomnia but I also like the idea of Peepers' sleep schedule being so horrible that everyone just assumes he has insomnia

[quotoons]

WOY: Groceries

Wander: Alright, time to get some groceries! I can do this! It’s just some groceries. How hard can it be?

Sylvia: *Calls Wander on the phone* Hey, buddy! How is grocery shopping going?

Wander: Fine! Fine! Totally amazing! Don’t even worry about it!

Sylvia: Well, it has been 3 hours.

Wander: *Has one stray dog on a leash, helping three other people while pulling out weeds for an old lady* Ok, so, I can explain.

[alyxpostsdumbassshit]

EVIL SANDWICH is a little bitch. (i was playing around with the incorrect quotes generator and got some funny stuff)

[apoli-meow]

Hater: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Sylv: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Peepers: Waking up in the morning.

Wander: Waking up!

[ghostlytuxedo]

Sylvia: How do you like your coffee?

Wander, in a serious tone: As black as my soul.

Sylvia: So, just milk?

Wander: Yes, please!

[this-train-aint-stopping]

Wander Over Yonder Incorrect Quote #1

Lord Dominator: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Lord Dominator: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

[ultravioart]

"Lesbian? I thought you were Dominican."

-Lord Hater replying to Dominator, probably.

[vargaslovinghours]

In case it was ever a question

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Dimitri: Heaven must be missing an angel- because here I am!

[sharkaiju]

Lord Hater: What if I was evil and I ran at you with very fast speeds!!

Wander: My arms are strong, I would catch you and hug you :)

[chewysgummies]

Not the best comic-like sketch doodle I made (trust me when I say that I never done a comic stuff before.) But anyway here are the sketch piles I did for these two robots💖✨

[whatareudoinginmyhouse]

(Scientist watchdog belongs to this individual!)

Random watchdog: I'm getting money for being your test subject right?

Scientist watchdog (Bert): Ja, don't worry you're totally going to get paid for this. *gives beaker with suspicious looking liquid* Now drink dis

Random watchdog: ..Are you sure this is safe?

Scientist watchdog (Bert): *scoff* Please I am a highly trained professional, I know what I am doing! It is perfectly safe for consumption! Just don't inhale the scent and you should be perfectly fine!

Random watchdog: Alright... I'm only doing this for the money though. *drinks suspicious looking liquid* ...Hey it kinda tasted like blorpberries!

Scientist watchdog (Bert): See what did I tell you? You're perfectly-

Random watchdog: *spontaneously combusts then explodes*

Scientist watchdog (Bert): ...

Scientist watchdog (Bert): *shrugs* He probably inhaled the scent

[wanderfan2000]

“Hey, Sylvia. Look, I’m Eslatagirl!” 

[alyxpostsdumbassshit]

spooky…