#incredibly funny post

[tawnysoup]

"You never know, you could surprise us all in time. Who’ll ever know if it was you that caused the crime?"

(video lyrics under the cut)

"I heard a word that they paint mirrors on their face And soon forget that they reflect but don’t create.

I suggest that you address your appetite For to be seen to cast your beam across the night."

[hexedwithluck]

I did the meme :)

[noopypng]

nice moment before the inevitable

[clownowo]

this is like all I could think when I first played this scene

[fragranticareviewers]

Hello to you, 

I am so sorry to bother you, but I am the Fragrantica user, Sopping Wet Hog. Well, I was until I was banned from the website today. I would include a screenshot of the message that appeared when I attempted to login which stated that I had been banned for "Spamming reviews with nonsense" but alas, I am too stupid and dumb to attach an image to this message. 

I came upon your Tumblr and was delighted to find that people had been sharing and enjoying one of my reviews which included a brief retelling of the time I was nearly married to the stone-hearted, crabapple-faced Grunip. I found this heartening, to say the least. I would like to thank you and your audience for taking the time to read, share, and appreciate my work. 

Additionally, I wondered if you or any members of your audience might be compelled to write the panjandrums at Fragrantica and petition for my release from the internet shackles in which they have me currently bound. I have already done so myself, but I thought maybe, with a little luck, they might take pity on my wretched corpse if a few people kindly requested that my account be reinstated. I know this is a whole lot to ask, but if anybody reading this sentence would like to send an email to the moderators at password@fragrantica.com and request the reinstatement of the Sopping Wet Hog account, I would be forever grateful. 

Additionally again, I would like to ask if you, or anybody, might have any suggestions where a poor pauper like myself might be able to share their honest, unbiased perfume reviews without fear of having their account deleted. Fragrantica clearly does not take kindly to those of my ilk. 

Thank you again so very much. I hope you never die. 

how dare they call your marriage with gurnip "nonsense". Fragrantica warriors grab your perfume

[wishyoudwell]

cocomelon ipad nepo baby who just got google maps gps installed on his brand new system vs guy who had to rawdog his game with no guides no explanation or no context and maybe a nintendo power magazine and a dream

[lilislegacy]

pov if it were percy, annabeth, and grover at an event like this (based on their facial expressions)

[corrucyst]

Your girl picking out a most spacious tank for me. Your girl googling my care sheet.

[hopeswriting]

reminder that if you back tsuna into a corner he

A) sends you right back into the worst prison for mafia criminals you just escaped from, but even worse than before (enjoy being unconscious and tied up in your one room swimming pool for the next 10 years)

B) freezes you with flames burning so hot they turned into ice (< this isn't how the zero point breakthrough is explained in canon but it's the more dramatic explanation), fully knowing you were already frozen by similar ones for 8 years until, like, a month prior

C) burns you fucking alive and also undoes the last 10 years of your existence across all existing timelines. also he won't think anything about it afterwards ever (?????? like. it's not that he didn't deserve it, to be clear, but damn. 😭😭😭 middle schoolers when you just want to take over the world(s) for a bit, smdh 🙄)

D) is willing to become the boss of the most powerful mafia family in the world with a bloodstained history if it means getting the opportunity to get his hands on you and kill you beat the shit out of you. but you're lucky he likes you so you could stay on very thin ice long enough for both of you to clear things up

E) gangs up against you with all the current and future strongest people in the world, and then punches you so hard he makes you see the light of doing the right thing despite your centuries years old deep rooted hatred which singlehandedly kept you alive as an undead person

also reminder he did all that while he was only 14 years old. this is all things he did in less than a year.

this is tsuna's resume during the course of less than a year of proper mafia business.

so, you know. the next time he goes "i just want my friends and i to be safe and happy and live in peace. 🥺🥺🥺 please don't make me fight you to make it happen? 👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺"

just maybe, consider listening to him

[le-fruit-de-la-passion]

Perhaps a Hot Take: I don't have anything against JayVik as a ship, but the amount of people in the fandom who use it as an opportunity to be openly racist and misogynistic towards Mel and Sky, and to feminize/infantilize Viktor as a disabled man make it REALLY hard to enjoy

[hootyhoowoo]

A little 15 min doodle but first post of the year has to be Bingqiu!

[dapper-lil-arts]

Hey Celestia what's up with this mirror. Inspired by this lol

[plasky]

Toby Fox made a tumblrsexyman and handed them onto a silver platter for us because I know there're people who would go insane over this guy saying this

[2022dirt]

Horses with hats.

[thefirstknife]

More of Eramis experiencing being treated fairly, thinks it's all a heinous trick.

Girl.

Crab confronted with the reality that humans are not all evil, contrary to the indoctrination by the Witness and hundreds of years of animosity between us, ends up confused, convinced this is an elaborate trick to kill her. More at 11.

[sbd-laytall]

Love the fact that Ororo and Kurt don't even react to Logan punching Scott.

Nightcrawler (2004) #1