#ineffable humans

[waitingtobebroken]

You know that reddit post going around about the woman who chased her ex out of her house by pretending it's haunted?

And you know how I said I'm taking a break from writing for a bit?

Yeah, so... I lied 😳😳 I have been working on this for my Ineffable Meet-Cute series instead😳

[dingledraw]

I love those videos of couples painting each other and one is like at a child’s level and the other is Rembrandt

[camilleflyingrotten]

Another Good Omens Faeries AU

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Serpent of temptation? More like serpent of missed occasions, serpent of denial, serpent of I-love-you-so-much-angel-but-I-can't-tell-you 🐍

[dantesmelancholicshitpost]

Imagine how hurtful it must have been for Crowley to see Gabriel, the person who literally took an active part in the process of traumatising the man he loves into the mindset that he cannot be happy and free, get a happy ending. To see the man, who was one of the reasons Aziraphale haven't even acknowledged their relationship for such a long time, because they were on "opposite sides". The man who was one of the reasons they couldn't be together, even as friends, for 6000 years. The man who wanted to execute Aziraphale with a smile on his face and "shut your stupid mouth and die already" as his "goodbye". Seeing this man getting what Crowley has always dreamt of: being able to run away with the person he loves, leave Heaven and Hell behind and just be together with his beloved - in Soho or on Alpha Centauri, literally wherever, because "Heaven is wherever Beelzebub is". Crowley seeing Gabriel get it so... so effortlessly, while he has worked for it so long, nearly died because of it and still haven't been able to get that, to get the happy ending and sever all the connections with Heaven and Hell. It must have hurt like hell (most literally).

[sunderwight]

actually it's kind of wild that aziraphale left for heaven to try and save humanity and the human audience of the show has just been like "0/10 terrible decision go back to your demon partner" about it

aziraphale: I shall bravely sacrifice everything that makes me happy because I have a duty to protect the world

the world: boo no

[mrghostrat]

POV: you just tried to "steal a moment of aziraphale's time" without scheduling an appointment with his rabid guard dog PA first

[theineffableauthor]

I like how good omens au’s give C&A their jobs.

Crowleys is a doctor, stripper, scientist, botany/history proffesor, sex worker, preist, reptile shop owner, flower shop owner, barista, IT worker, bussines man, police, astronomist, influencer etc

Aziraphale is a bookshop owner. He MIGHT be a proffesor. In literature.

(Look in the reposts for recs)

[lonicera-caprifolium]

okay but please consider cheerleader Aziraphale and their rival school's mascot Crowley 💫🐍

(I can't decide if I like it more if they're both trans at this point, or if they're only just starting to question their gender, and they meet again later in life as trans adults... so that's up to you!)

[shades-o-grey]

"Hello~"

*said like a waiter at a fancy bar* "If you like soft Crowley with a cat, this piece pairs beautifully with this adorable fic by the one and only @itsscottiesstark."

》"Come Rain Or Come Shine"《

@Happy birthday @itchiefeet

I hope you had a great day ♡♡♡

[waitingtobebroken]

Assistance with Evicting Former Partner Needed (Rated T, 6K words)

Yet another instalment in The Ineffable Meet-Cute series!

Crowley just wanted to cause some chaos. He has no idea how he ended up with a cursed doll, and an angel.

And a little excerpt under the cut, just to see the type of bastard behaviour we are dealing with 🤭

Aziraphale smiled again. He was doing that a lot, but that was okay. His smile really was so pretty. "Of course," the other man sighed, teeth sinking into pink lips as his face scrunched up in worry. "It would be so terrible if someone were to see my full address on the internet and use it to break into my home." If it hadn't been for that almost theatrical eyelashes batting, Crowley would have convinced himself he was reading the situation wrong. As it was, he was still unsure. "But-" he started, hesitated. He had met this stranger after exchanging two letters, containing vague directions. He didn't feel like he was in any position to advocate against stranger-danger situations. Finally, he settled on the far more neutral, if not just as baffled, "They would steal your things, too?" Aziraphale dabbed at his cheek with a napkin. Fuck, but the prim and proper picture he made? Crowley knew that whatever was going to leave his mouth would be anything but. "Oh, but, my dear," the bastard crooned. "My only valuables are books. Priceless, yes, but still books. Very tricky to steal, you understand? His designer watches, on the other hand?"

[yourangle-yuordevil]

[Birds of a feather AU] Absolutely incapable of asking each-other out normally in every single universe <.<

[gleafer]

IT IS TIME for more *drum roll*

AO3 TAGS IN ACTION! *kazoo theme song plays*

[heohl-art]

OH LORD✨ I feel SO PROUD of this one😭🎾🩷

• Match Point With You •

Yesterday I've been looking EVERYWHERE for everything related to tennis but I couldn't find not even a fic on them about tennis (if you did, PLEASE send it to me), because I'm seriously thinking about writing something myself😭🎾

Btw, I'm so so SO satisfied with the details (the reflection of the net on their thighs and knees and on the field)🥹💖

I'm so in need of sleeping all night after this omg

[mrghostrat]

ineffable human headcanons: crowley creates vs aziraphale collects

i thought about doing a series of my human au headcanons, but i just don't have the drive at the moment. have this sketch for now, and pls join me in picturing crowley as any form of artist, writer, musician, sculptor, architect, engineer, programmer etc, inspired by his canonical creation of the stars 💕

[arashixyarts]

chat are we cooked or are we cooked 🧍