#ineffable wives musicals

[foolishlovers]

anything can be a good omens au if you’re unhinged enough

[miss-americanbi]

the way i so personally need messy queer breakup crowley in season 3. let him mope around his sad apartment listening to sad music all disheveled in an ancient queen tshirt. let him dye his hair an awful color or get a piercing he’ll regret. let him get wasted with nina and maggie whilst he talks their ears off about each and every time he and aziraphale made eye contact. this is the queer representation i crave.

[edin3el]

his autistic looks and demeanor have captivated me /aff /pos /ilovehim

[sentientsky]

« On Brûlera » Pomme

@actual-changeling got me breaking down sobbing thinking about non-english aziracrow-coded songs and this one started ricocheting around in my head. again. so here u go

we will burn together in hell, my angel. i have planned our goodbyes to the earth, my angel. and i want to leave with you. i want to die in your arms.

[lvndrlondonfog]

Okay but the Husbands are perfectly dramatic enough to fit into Mamma Mia!

Cursed, cursed idea; final fifteen fallout:

[broadwayfangirl222]

It might be the broadway/musical nerd in me, but 1960s ineffable wives dressed like Rizzo and Sandy

[potatomoonjuice]

Day 4 of Inktober- Dodge.

I literally would have finished this day before yesterday, but my phat ass kept getting distracted by everything.

[sarosthewizarddude]

I uhh. I made a playlist.

An ineffable husbands playlist.

:))))

[swiftiebookwormlogastellus]

Whatever you do don't listen to the beginning of don't let me down by daya and ESPECIALLY don't think about aziracrow while doing so

[mercuryal]

Are you hyper focusing on the queer love of an angel & demon with eons of religious trauma?

Do you need hours of constant aural stimulation, & like to make yourself depressed for fun?

Well- do I have the playlist for you!

NOTE: The first four tracks set the story and vibe, and yes- it’s absolutely meant to be listened to in order.

[myfinejacksauce]

My fic:

Aziraphale/Crowley

Now or Never (Rated E, first time, pre-armageddon-lets-try-this)

A Rose, etc., Would Smell As Sweet (Rated E, comedy, fun, pre-armageddon)

Two Pees in a Pod (Rated E, piss kink, humor) [Podfic] by Djapchan

Psychology and Deduction (Rated G, Radio Omens, Halloween fic, homage to Sherlock Holmes and Reginald Jeeves)

Trick or Teat (Rated M, Musical Omens, Halloween fic, comedy, animal play)

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Aziraphale/Crowley - Ineffable Wives

Angel Cake Series (six works) (Rated E, established relationship, post-canon, humor)

Non-TV Ineffable Wives (four works) (Rated G and T; Ineffable Wives from the book, radio show, and musical. Includes three pre-armageddon fic and one coffee shop AU)

Ineffable Radio Wives (three works) (Rated G and E, Nanny & Gardener Era)

Two Girls One (Bra) Cup (Rated E, porn tropes, meet-cute, Human AU)

Love at Eden Hills (Rated T, Eureka crossover, Human AU, sci-fi, ensemble cast, background rare pairs)

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[tenthrees]

she calls me back by Noah Kahan is such an ineffable spouses song to me:

Oh There was Heaven in your eyes I was not baptized Everything's alright when She calls me back, she calls me back Lost for a long time Two parallel lines Everything's alright when She calls me back, she calls me back

The radio is taunting me Every song a minor key And I don't get much sleep most nights I'm seeing you in every dream If only I could wake you up If only I could fall asleep I'll love you when the ocean's dry I'll love you when the rivers freeze

Look at me and don't you lie I could be your sacrifice But don't you hold your head up high For bullshit, I do not have time I can be an old tattoo To remind me when I get bad news And I do not exist to die But live to die while saving you

Does it bite at your edges? Do you lie awake restless? Why am I so obsessive? Hanging onto every sentence This town's the same as you left it Your page is blank but I read it I still dial 822-993-167

[thestrangestperson]

Extremely late to this party but

★Ineffable Wives:The Playlist★

Mostly a very sweet, soft mix of 60s love songs (mostly from the British charts).

It's very pleasant I promise

[len-the-artist]

Ineffable wives (aka female good omens)

Words cannot describe how much I crave a girlfriend like aziraphale😭.

This looks so gothic but also like- grunge (in music terms)

Took inspo from my dark cherry red lipstick.

Even tough I don't use it so often I love that color.

This gives me Judas - Lady Gaga vibes

But also Jealous - Eyedress

But also gothic music- HELP-

[bigpyrolizard]

Predictions/ headcanons / things I would love to have in Good Omens season 3, a list so far.

Crowley takes care of bookshop while Aziraphale is in heaven (plus helps Muriel like Earth more) * bonus points if he's a parental figure to them* **bonus bonus if they both share the gender fluid**

Muriel telling Maggie and Nina that Aziraphale went to Heaven, "YOU CONFESSED AND HE DIED!?!?" From Maggie before Crowley steps in and clarifies a bit

The Sound of Music instantly starts playing when Aziraphale gets to Heaven

Malicious compliance Aziraphale, finding all possible loopholes in heaven

Aziraphale has a suggestion box

Small things that remind Crowley and Aziraphale of each other, yellow wheel caps on Bentley, Azi keeps the photo of them, etc

Aziraphale visits Crowley in the bookshop while he's asleep for a day, pulls up blanket, reminds himself of reason to go to heaven, one to protect

Jesus being good friends with Crowley ( I showed him all the wonders of the world)

Adam and the Them show up, shenanigans ensue

(alternative headcanon: Crowley and Adam make so much chaos on Earth that Aziraphale has to come down from Heaven to fix it/ see what the fuss is about)

God doesn't actually have a plan, like she made it up so people wouldn't question her and she just let it go from there, "What plan?" "The ineffable plan!?" "Oh, I made that up" ??

( alternative: Aziraphale finds plans in Heaven that Crowley and him were made for each other by God, little bit of free will experiment)

We see the rest of that night in 1941, hear the nightingale song for the first time, the apology dance, end of the Zombie Nazis

Ineffable wives pls, 1960s, cowboys, Arabian nights, ect

Aziraphale takes off Crowley's glasses and says "there you are"

South Downs cottage, a hug scene, confessions and what not, they hold hands like they like to do

Love of my Life by Queen plays or just Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy again

More to come but first we need to ensure season 3, RENEW GOOD OMENS!!! PAY YOUR ACTORS, WRITERS, AND ANIMATORS!!!

[cheeto-pocket]

*Queen music plays in the distance* He’s arrived.

Finally got the hang of Crowley 😌 and I’m glad I did cuz he’s also super fun.

Bonus of the wild west ineffable wives: