#insane behavior <-- me

[rascal-rose]

Ive seen so much Peppino art but I've never seen him with the Classic Italian Mama Mia Hands

(Also I'm so obsessed with your art but I'm so normal and cool I promise-)

fun fact that's literally the first art I ever drew of pep!

So decided to redraw it lol

let this be evidence of if you wanna get good at art, just get obsessed about a guy and draw him 100s of times

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Which one is now married again?

[captain-flint]

Buck and Tommy looking at each other's lips

[andsjuliet]

i can help you carry it

+ bonus gif

[foldingfittedsheets]

One of my earlier jobs in life was at a little pizza place. I worked there when it was first starting up. It’s the only job I’ve ever been fired from and it was because a new manager came in and cleaned house. Because my state requires a reason to be fired he said I used too much pepperoni. So now on job applications I get to write that I was fired for “excessive use of pepperoni.” Never fails to get a laugh.

Anyway! For this story to make sense I’ve first got to set the stage. This pizza place started out as the Wild West of management but one of the original investors was super committed to work programs through the prison. We hired a ton of ex convicts and they were all, to a one, super hyped on Christianity. Like born again for the sole purpose of lauding Christ with their every breath.

I hadn’t been working there long but I’d definitely noticed the Jesus bug had gone around, and as I’ve never been religious at all I tried to steer clear of the topic for my own safety.

The day our story takes place, I was folding boxes. Anyone whose ever worked pizza can attest, there’s so much box folding. It’s something that happens at every lull, the pizza machine demands box folding on a grand and epic scale.

On my right folding his stack of boxes was a guy wider than he was tall, made of pure muscle, Corey. He was newer on staff, and due to a stutter he didn’t talk much. All I knew about him was that he got hired through the rehabilitation program and had done time.

On my left folding was a tall middle-aged woman who loved to yell at me, Cindy. She and I rubbed each other the wrong way and had nothing in common, leading to a tense working relationship.

We folded boxes in silence. This was really my best case scenario as a quiet Cindy was a Cindy not riding my ass, and Corey intimidated me.

But the weight of the silence grew too much for Cindy, who finally said, “I really want to go to bible school.”

I folded a box. I had less than no idea what bible school even was and I didn’t want to get sucked into a religious topic.

On my right Corey said, “W-why, Cindy?”

“Well, cause I believe what’s in the Bible, but I just don’t know it all.”

He nodded sagely to this.

Cindy continued, “And every time I sit down to read the Bible I get real sleepy. And I know it’s the devil.”

It’s so hard to convey her tone in written format. It was delivered with the emphasis and exasperation of an inevitable inconvenience. Like, I just know it’s the squirrels eating the bird seed.

I froze in place at this pronouncement. My only exposure to Lucifer was Neil Gaiman’s Sandman comics and I was trying to mentally twist into a frame of mind where The Morningstar cared enough about this one middle aged lady expanding her knowledge of the Bible that he followed her around cursing her with sleepiness when she picked it up.

I think I expected Corey to say, “Well that’s silly,” or something to acknowledge what a bizarre thing Cindy had just said.

Instead he said, “Yeah!” In a tone of complete agreement.

I didn’t look up. I tried to keep my face neutral at this development.

But something must have shown. Corey said, “You don’t believe in God?”

I shrugged casually and said, “If I did I wouldn’t talk about it at work.”

“C-cause it’s t-true. If y-you t-ry to r-read the B-bible on unsanctif-fied gr-round the d-devil m-makes you s-sleepy!”

I made a noncommittal sound and fled into the back room.

Over the next week it drove me crazy though. The logic of it wouldn’t leave me alone so finally one day when it was just Corey and I in front, and the restaurant was empty, I said, “Hey man, I have a question.”

He shrugged and listened.

“I really don’t mean this with any disrespect, I just genuinely want to know about the logistics-“

“J-ust ask.”

“Okay, so if Cindy gets tired when she reads any book, is it only the devil making her tired when it’s the Bible?”

His face went purple with fury and he yelled, “F-fuck you!” at my retreating back as I fled once more into the back room.

It will forever remain a mystery.

[m0dernv4mpire]

Rowan was 18 when he went to Hartley High...he should have been at the psychiatrist's

[meyerlansky]

CURT BIDDICK in MASTERS OF THE AIR, PART ONE ↳ that's where i'm goin'.

[just-null-cult]

AS CULT LEADER, I CAN'T STAND IDLY AS A STUPID LITTLE PISS BABY.. SO IM POINTING ONCE AGAIN TO MY BIO. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE SUGGESTIVE SHIT. LMAO LMAO WARNING.

tumblr will shoot me down if this gets too raunchy, so i'll keep the tamer ones here.. maybe i'll post the others on Twitter.....

AH SO YEAH, IF YOURE YOUNG or dont want to see suggestive stuff in general, THIS POST ISNT FOR YOU.

[under the cut, my suggestive doodles of Noritoshi]

JGKHKFK HES SO CUTE BRO

[delta-piscium]

the real reason Steve brings a date to a high school basketball game for a high school he doesn’t even go to anymore is because the one time Nancy went with him the team won and his sports superstitions kicked in and he can’t just risk Lucas losing because of him not having a date, so he will take on the burden and ridicule of being the guy who graduated and drags new dates to games all in the name of not upsetting the delicate intricacies of rituals in sports

[sainz5516]

guess who he's looking at.

[farannir]

★ top gun: maverick (2022) ★ JAKE "HANGMAN" SERESIN

good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. this is your savior speaking.

[penisbutterjellytime]

Do you understand

[mctwinkdom]

Why is he insane.

[skitskatdacat63]

2011 Monza Fernando's curly hair comp for Cofi (@sweatyflytrap) <3

[slythereen]

Red Bull Racing posting lestappen on their insta stories before EITHER of their two drivers is enough to resurrect me from the grave

[ireneae]

House 5.24, "Both Sides Now"