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flowerflamestars · 1 year

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nesta Archeron/Tarquin, Elain Archeron/Lucien Vanserra, Feyre Archeron/Rhysand, Azriel/Eris Vanserra Characters: Nesta Archeron, Elain Archeron, Feyre Archeron, Lucien Vanserra, Eris Vanserra, Tarquin (A Court of Thorns and Roses), Cresseida (A Court of Thorns and Roses), Azriel, Rhysand, Morrigan Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Influencer Feyre, wedding fic, sometimes your sister marries a much older guy and it's worrying, sometimes its a billionaire she's known fifteen days who is two decades older and it is WORRYING, scientist Nesta, Married Elucien, Sexual Tension, Bad Matchmaking, seeing your ex at a wedding (derogatory), seeing the ONE WHO GOT AWAY at a wedding (beloved) Summary:

Nesta trusted her gut- but she didn’t trust Feyre’s, particularly when that instinct had led her here.

Marrying a man she barely knew.

@seasofmermaid @oonjiawen @mehx1000 @fanboy7794 @candid-confetti @pataytayo @swankii-art-teacher @chococococya @theknittingoracle @ae-neon @missanniewhimsy @skychild29 @amaranthas-whore @live-the-fangirl-life @moodymelanist @superspiritfestival

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feodor-dostoevsky · 2 years

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Ewan Mitchell as prince Aemond Targaryen HOUSE OF THE DRAGON “The Lord of the Tides”

#hotdedit #house of the dragon #aemond targaryen #ewan mitchell #gameofthronesdaily #targnation #useroptional #filmtv #televisiongifs #tvandfilm #userbbelcher #dailyflicks #he's so sexy and menacing #i'll take him #also you can see the insanity in that one eye #myedit #hotd spoilers

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 2 months

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Bringing this back for the upteenth time...because...I fucking love it. That's why.

Vincent Price as Dr. Frankenstein - Danny Kaye Show (1965)

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horrorknife · 2 months

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babe, this wouldn't be the first time it will not be the last time there's no parasol that could shelter this weather

#chainshipping #saw #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #saw 2004 #saw franchise #saw movie #song is oil and water by incubus #'chainshipping is a healthy relationship' EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER #post bathroom theywould be the most dysfunctional and horrible couple and i think thats awesome and sexy of them.#adam is spiteful and angry and lawrence is obstinate and bitchy. they live in two extremely different worlds #i just wish more ppl would willingly explore the wildly antagonistic nature of their relationship bc its intoxicating to me #to me they are like insanely possessive of each other but they have these idealized versions of one another that dont fully live up to the #person in their head #they are riddled with problems and issues but at the root of it all they care for each other and understand each other in a way no one else #ever will #so they cling to each other and learn to love each other and learn to grow together. but it takes a long time #and akgdmfglf i have such a Specific Vision for apprentice adam in my head like . most of my chainshipping ideas involve apprentice adam bc #i just love the concept too much #anyway apprentice chainshipping goes absolutely crazy. you should try it sometime #if youve read all these tags im kissing you with tongue.#my art

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antigonick · 22 days

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I want you to be aware that I KNOW you have treated me infernally—infernally! Do you hear? And if you flatter yourself that I don't perceive it, you are a fool; and if you think I can be consoled by sweet words, you are an idiot: and if you fancy I'll suffer unrevenged, I'll convince you of the contrary, in a very little while!

—Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights

#this is my tumblrina moment... the moment I say Heathcliff has done nothing wrong in his life (shoves the many instances of crazy ass abuse #under the rug)#Heathcliff the freak that you are... I feel so exhilarated when I read their conversations with Catherine. Absolute MADNESS #the way they will tear at each other and they turn around and bully whoever DARES insult one or the other #that's it. cracked the code. blew everything out of the water. Emily gets it #I'm also obsessed with the way she CLEARLY equates sexiness with evilness despite Nelly's unreliably disgusted POV #like babygirl aren't you a clergyman's daughter? You saucy lass #anyway none of these things are new but rereading them is like a shot of electricity to the brain I forgot the delight I FORGOT and NOW I'm #insane again #lit #emily brontë #wuthering heights #u

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skitskatdacat63 · 11 months

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Every time I read Fernando cursing in fic, I can only think about this clip and then my brain short-circuits

#i have many feelings i shall not disclose about this clip #but i thought abt it again bcs in some fic i was reading it had fernando saying 'joder'#AND THIS CLIP JUST SHOT DIRECTLY INTO THE FOREFRONT OF MY BRAIN #fernando season 1 truly fed us so well #like seriously that show is a fernando fans wet dream theres just...so much...interesting...stuff...#i kept having to replay this clip bcs aaaahhhhhhhh my god.......the cursing...the low tone...the rolling Rs #wdym this clip is about being ahead in a race? all i can hear is sexy cursing and that it is brilliant :)#and nando himself listening back to the clip and just nodding confidently...I AM DEAD HE KILLED ME #(im not really used to reading Spanish J(too used to English J and German J) so the H sound doesnt really pop into my head immediately)#(so i could never really like visualize Spanish speaking charas saying words like joder in a sexy way)#(and then they showed that part in the show and my brain leaked out of my head)#*not actually strollonso but strollonso in my heart because this clip is how I visualize dom Fernando hehehe #i dont remember the ep i think it was either 4 or 5 #i think itd be funny if it was 4 tho bcs i think that ep had the most insane clips and gave so much content #(that one had kitty fernando/carlando sr gay drama scene/nando getting railed(thematically)/etc)#fernando alonso #fernando(show)#fa14 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #we do a little bit of f1 #fernando s1e5

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finifugue · 3 months

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the dichotomy of lando-centric RPF writers where if it's carlando its all 'little baby lando too innocent it's all too much for little lando norris heart emoji'

but if it's dando/landoscar it's 'this is my pet freak lando he's wanted in fifteen countries and is banned from tescos for life'

#it's like how charles (lestappen) is a sexy sweet borderline suicidal smooth talking monaco man #but charles (not a main character) is the drop dead gorgeous weirdo who is clinically insane and maybe some spirit of chaos #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #lando norris #oscar piastri #landoscar #carlando #carlos sainz #daniel ricciardo #dando

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linka-from-captain-planet · 5 months

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Counsellor Florrick, the woman you are…

#counsellor florrick #bg3 fanart #one good faith effort to draw her clothes reasonably accurately #simping ain’t easy #her authority and confidence and also undercurrent of insanity are so sexy to me #I know she wakes up every day like ‘yup I’m still HER’#kisses her

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jopzer · 10 months

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jamie thinks he's very funny. roy does not. (alt under cut where maybe roy thinks jamie is a little funny)

#ted lasso #royjamie #roy kent #jamie tartt #my art #they're fresh off a nail painting sesh with pheebz #local idiot has no idea he's t-minus two from being dumped on the office floor #jamie can be a sexy little secretary as a treat #this training kit is my favorite. can you tell #<- guy who only draws jamie in one very specific outfit #you can stick your fingers in the bar of my cage. i promise i am soooo normal.#this started as a joke but very quickly became not a joke bc they make me feel wild crazy insane #was fun trying to balance jamie being a sexy little secretary and also a beefy footballer #idk if i hit the mark but i did do my best

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currymanganese · 11 months

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Syd: "So she's not even your girlfriend-

Carmy with his whole chest: "Right!"

Syd: "-and we're, like, aRranGiNG this menu-"

Carmy defensive af: "SHE'S NOT ARRANGING ANYTHING, AND SHE'S NOT LOOKING AT THE MENU-"

Syd: "YES, SHE IS!"

Carmy: "LOOK, THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED ORIGINALLY AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GIVING YOU, SO, AWESOME!"

Syd: *EXASPERATED UNINTELLIGIBLE CROSS-TALK*-"NO! NOT AWESOME!"

Me:

#they're insane your honour #sydcarmy #the bear #the bear fx #the bear hulu #the bear season 2 #the bear spoilers #sydney adamu #carmen berzatto #charged and sexy #the bear is a mom and pop restaurant established in 2023 #chaos menu #carmy x sydney #married and they don't even know it yet #if no one else was in the restaurant during this convo it would've descended into kissing real quick- this is my truth 🙈#*or ascended rather 🥴#claire somehow never beating 'the other woman' allegations 😭

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mymarifae · 5 months

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me: i finished the latest trailblaze mission in hsr so i can look at what other people are posting now! oh boy i hope it's discussions and theories about the story. i can't wait to see what everyone thought about firefly (what was going on with you sweetie...) and A Child's Dream - that segment in particular really left a profound impact on me. like who is mikhail? the voice we hear throughout is obviously misha's - did he have a twin? does mikhail have something to do with clockie? and from what we heard and saw, misha or... mikhail. encountered the embodiment of Death that lurks beneath the dreamscape. what's... the full story there...? i can't wait to see other people's perspectives it'll help me piece a more coherent theory together-

other hsr fans: *thirstposting about aventurine and/or dr. ratio, trying to cancel sparkle even though the entire point of her character is that yes she's a horrible person because it's high time we see how DANGEROUS and CRUEL the masked fools can be - no more reducing them to the silly wacky hijinks sampo pulled on jarilo; you should be scared of these guys; the game's story never wanted you to make sparkle your next skrunkly blorbo babygirl lol, heated discussions about whether dr. ratio displayed the same racism towards aventurine that sparkle did and if that makes aventurine/ratio a bad thing to ship (??????????), more thirstposts about aventurine, 500 billion generic yaois of aventurine and ratio that don't even maintain either of their characters*

me:

#HONKAI STAR RAIL IS SO GOOD AND YET NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT MAKES IT GOOD #I FEEL ACTUALLY INSANE #I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE STORY!!!!! AND THE CHARACTERS AS INDIVIDUALS #NOT ABOUT HOW HOT THEY ARE OR WHO THEY CAN BE SHIPPED WITH #aventurine isn't even that sexy his eyes are the most interesting part about his design (HIS DESIGN. HIS CHARACTER IS MORE INTRIGUING)#the rest of it is just kind of ... like. yeah he's a blonde man. ok.#and my thoughts on aventio are i think ratio would betray aventurine for a single corn chip. and aventurine would do the same #i do not see a romance ever blossoming there. not even an enemies to lovers kinda thing. they're both too busy playing 5d chess for that #i want to talk about FIREFLY. I LOVED FIREFLY :(#i want to talk about acheron. and MISHA. SWEET BOY WHAT'S GOING ON?#there's so many interesting things going on rn and aventurine is not one of them.#like ok he knows some things but he's such a sleazy businessman about sharing info that idgaf i don't want to learn anything from him #he's always going to leave something out. because he needs to always have an advantage. for this reason i ignore 80% of what he says #i've gotten more context and clues out of everyone else he is nothing to me. i'll eat him.

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sneezarify · 9 months

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There’s something so frustratingly sexy about someone who feels the need to leave the room or move very far away to finish their sneezing fit.

#Whether it’s because they know how many more are coming #Or because they have loud sneezes #Or both #You’re sexy #But I need to know how bad that sneezing fit is about to get #The longer you disappear for the wilder my imagination goes #This has happened to me twice and it drove me insane #One mid convo and they burst into a rapid fire fit #snz #snzfucker #snz thoughts #snz fet #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzblr #snz fucker

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theonemajesty · 6 months

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episode 48:

i never realized just how batshit it was of smoker to just be sitting in his office, shirt and jacket off, hotboxing the room while stacking rocks.

probably because of the aforementioned shirtlessness

#smoker my beloved #that was insane of you but so sexy #one piece #maj watches one piece #smoker one piece #loguetown

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 4 months

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In 1962, Vincent Price joined with Sears and Roebuck to compile a collection of Fine art for their customers. Vincent purchased and chose each individual piece, and his wife Mary framed every one. He also would write a small "synopsis" of the piece, explaining what it is, why he chose it, and a little backstory about the artist.

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immunitypotion · 15 days

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will share a bit abt why plane's comparison of lopunny and that being nymphia's fave drives me a bit crazy for the ppl who might be curious 👇

#text tag #sorry y'all the poketism.#anyway. lopunny's pre-evolution is buneary who is a pokemon who notoriously has the LOWEST friendship at 0 #(whereas most pokemon have atleast a level of 70)#buneary hates you to the point where it learns “frustration” naturally. which is a move that's stronger when the 'mon HATES the trainer #but to evolve buneary into becoming lopunny you must have maximum friendship and happiness levels #so you literally have to raise this little rabbit into loving you or it may not even evolve at ALL.#BUT IF YOU DO!! it ends up being one of the strongest pokemon of it's typing #one of lopunny's strongest moves is a move called “return” which is at its strongest when the 'mon LOVES the trainer #and idk if y'all see the comparisons but... nymphia giving plane so much love and happiness that it changes her inside and out.#am i reaching? maybe so. maybe plane's just a sexy little rabbit.#but that's one of the reasons i love the buneary line so i'm projecting it onto her #like.. pokemon trainer nymphia raising a buneary that eventually evolves and maybe on her adventures #runs into a rival trainer who reminds her of her lil partner pokemon and falls for them too..GUYS #if none of y'all knew this and are going crazy abt it pls lmk this is like. i feel like the only person who's gone insane over it.

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normystical · 3 months

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alr so uhh

radiosilence?

great. awesome. angst is rad. make that bitch suffer

but like what if. idk. one sided staticmoth?

like. vox likes him romantically but val is only into him sexually

AND ALSO !! WHAT IF , both at the same time. make him suffer twice because yes

i have been thinking SO HARD about alt names for these hh

for one-sided staticmoth i'm lost honestly. maybe something to do with bug screens? but tbh MothScreen would also be a decent name for regular shipping... also looked up moth names and i think the species "heart and dart" has potential??

OH AND (p.s.) i was thinking bugzapper/zapperbug but it implies the toxicity more than the unrequited feelings.. but ig the angst would involve both anyway right??

but anyway, as for the latter

like both unrequited romances

maybe uhh ReceptionlessDisplay or something??

i like it bc puns and double meanings and stuff but it doesn't quite roll off the tongue tbh ...

eats 100 tons of lead and dies

#IM TOO INSECURE TO TAG BUT I GOTTA #APPARENTLY THE IDEAS OF MINE THAT I DESPISE SOMEHOW END UP BEING WELL LIKED #IDK HOW TF THAT WORKS BUT ANYWAY #radiosilence #staticmoth #one sided staticmoth #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #ok that's enough tags i'm going fucking insane #social anxiety is sooo sexy #that's sarcasm #it's agony really #AAAND IM TYPING TOO MUCHH HHNNGHH BETTER JUST GET THIS OVER WITH AND PANIC AFTER

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