#inspired by today's events

[danisbrainrot]

in honour of your cake day 🎂🎉!! yellowjackets characters celebrating your bday with you ?

all the girls gathered around the table as you flicked your hair behind your back and smiled. "happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you," they sung in unison, cheesy grins adorning all of their faces. the candles' flames danced atop of your cake as you eagerly waited to blow them out.

as the song ended jackie yelled out, "hip hip," a twinkling look in her eye and her grin forming more of a smirk.

"hooray!!" the rest of the team cheered. this went on twice more, before a round of applause erupted. you bent down and blew hard, extinguishing all the candles with one breath. squeezing your eyes shut tightly, you prayed that you would always be friends and your future would be filled with plenty more experiences with the girls you'd grown to love.

"what'd you wish for?" natalie asked, bringing the cup to her lips.

you shook your head, "can't tell you, otherwise it won't come true," you replied, shrugging your shoulders as she rolled her eyes.

lottie wrapped her arms around you, "no you're right. no one wants to give the birthday girl bad luck," she announced, earning a fee drunken cheers. you smiled brightly, looking around at the girls that surrounded you.

holding your hand out for laura lee to take, you squeeze it gently. "thank you all, for coming tonight," you appreciated them.

"you can always count on where there's booze, there's natalie," taissa teased, receiving a dirty glare from the blonde.

the music picks up again and you find out that mari has changed the song to something you all know and love. immediately all the girls race to the dancefloor, and you take shauna by the hands, encouraging her to dance with you. eventually everyone forms a circle and begins dancing like drunk toddlers, leaning on each other for support and trying not to fall over.

looking around at your wonderful teammates, you couldn't help but think about how this was the best birthday you'd ever had.

[shot-through-arrow]

[owlthex]

I think I might need to make myself some amusement park pants. Which will essentially be cargo shorts with pockets that can actually fit a phone and zipper shut. I do not know how to make shorts, but I think I may need to learn.

[nighthawkes]

your daily walks wrapped

you soaked up 10,985 minutes of sunshine, rain, and other weather

you walked past 4,073 individuals you would describe as the most beautiful person in the world

you bore witness to 23% more of your local area than last year—good job!

you saw 3 of the weirdest dogs you will ever see in your life

you noticed 18 people visibly, tenderly in love with each other

you smelled 243 flowering plants & shrubs

you drank 267 delicious beverages

you were kissed invisibly and imperceptibly by 117 bumble bees and butterflies

you were witness to 87,441,289 gorgeous leaves

[redroom-rainbowguts]

Grey has definitely fallen into at least one grave on accident

[fissile-materialism]

An unfortunate side effect of sentience is dysphoria, as long as one can think, it is doubtful they will be naturally satisfied with their body. Thankfully remedying this is much easier for machines! Contact a licensed technician for assistance regarding Gender and Model alterations for your robot!

[palatinewolfsblog]

"The miracle is this -

the more we share, the more we have."

Leonard Nimoy.

Only Human (for my dear Friend @buckhead1111 ) ....

[beartitled]

The bear creatüre has a bachelor degree now

Yea I graduated uni today 🐻‍❄️🎓🎉

Feels weird tbh 💥

My brain did not register this information yet

Diploma comic reveal when? 👀

[spiderin-space]

More new update stuff 😩

[temporarilyunspokensneezes]

Someone sitting somewhere, doing something, an activity that isn't incredibly delicate or important but they're focusing on it nonetheless. The sudden need to sneeze hits them and they can feel that it's going to be intense. As a habitual stifler, they move their chair back a bit so they can have enough room for the full body motion that's inevitably going to come with successfully pinching their nose shut and stifling the sneeze into submission.

[gooddogbestfriend]

Bonus: your answer and what gen you are part of or how old you are in the tags?

[offonaherosjourney]

Leverage episode where... you know what? Screw it. LEVERAGE SEASON where someone that works in the entertainment business gets in contact with the gang because a company screwed them out of something, so the gang does their cons & heists thing to help them. Except at the end of the episode the person they helped is like "so... is it cool if I give your number to a friend that works at a different company and also got screwed".

So there's an episode where they help an actor that had been trying to get their break for a while and then they finally landed a good role but when the movie was almost ready to air the company scrapped it for tax purposes and now no one will see their work and that acting credit is useless.

As well as an episode where a different company wants to completely delete a tv series to avoid paying residuals to everyone involved and the gang does a heist to steal the episodes and also cons the company into mailing dvds of the tv series to like half the country.

There's also an episode where they help a singer that got tricked into relinquishing the rights of their songs, and while helping the singer they discover the record company had done the same thing to several other artists so they trick them into returning them and confessing the crime in a room full of lawyers, cops, judges and reporters.

Also, there's one episode where an animator had an idea for a character for their personal webcomic and did a quick doodle while at work, unaware that in their contract in very small print it said that anything any artist drew during working hours instantly became the intelectual property of the company. By the end, the artist not only gets a book deal from a publishing house but also a movie deal from their old company. The artist sings the former and rips the latter.

And then there's that episode where a company fires all their writers because they want to use AI instead and not only does the gang get them their money but also the server room for the AI "accidentally" burns down and when the scriptwriters ask the gang who did it all of them raise their hands.

[samodivas]

if you think everyone has someone they love more than they love you, you're probably wrong. you fit into other people's lives in a unique way that you just can't fathom from your vantage point, so you only see the spaces you don't fill, and you automatically focus on that.

[rueclfer]

wwwhhoooo wants breakup angst ? :-D

[palatinewolfsblog]

La Illuminata (in the light of certain events...) . "The noblest Pleasure is the Joy of Understanding." Leonardo da Vinci.

[satans-knitwear]

Inspired by all the pretty sparkles to attempt a pretty sparkle look one day 😍✨