#insufferable partners

[botanautical]

'We all yearn for the woods. That's why every fellow on this island wants to settle down near a tree - just one will do.'

[slavhew]

Be nice

late addition. existentialism

[landlordevil]

Love the idea of astarion doing nice things for wyll. I think once the reality sets in that romance is encouraged and reciprocated and they can both get a little silly with it astarion is like. No please let me help you fasten your cloak before we leave. Is that puddle bothering you grand duke ravengard? I'll lay my coat over it so you don't have to get your shoes wet. And it's partially because he just wants to do right by him but partially because the theatrics are fun to play around with. I feel like they play around a lot. Wyll needs to get swept off his feet and have his own wellbeing be prioritized by the people in his life. And he'd love the pagaentry of it, how could he dare say no to gestures of kindness out of selflessness when objectively the idea of Astarion helping him take his armor off after a tough battle and slowly dabbing away at his wounds seems to be right out of a fairytale. It's so sweet wyll gets a toothache thinking about it. Yeah

[chronicallyuncool]

Princess femme 🤝 himbo butch

Psychology femme 🤝 cryptozoology occult butch

Pink femme 🤝 yellow butch

Arospec femme 🤝 Arospec Butch

[alchemocha]

Do you think others in the government knew about Stone obvious love for the doctor or do you think they assumed because they couldn't stand the man that Stone couldn't either and just was better at hiding it?

I think at first they all assumed Stone would be like them, hating the Doctor or at the very least being sick of his shit because no one has ever lasted more than a couple hours with the man without gaining a vendetta for him - or just quitting / relocating. Stone persists though, and he’s smiling?? Every day??

They all think he’s just being brainwashed or held hostage by the Doctor more or less, that’s the only way someone could stay that long or act like that, but the more time passes, the more they wonder if Stone is just as fucking unhinged. No one could put up with a man like Ivo Robotnik in that close contact that often without there being a screw loose, clearly.

And maybe Stone is a little unhinged too, but what’s it matter? He loves his time with the Doctor, he loves Robotnik, and he’s devoted entirely to him. Protective, possessive even. The Doctor is His. And he will end someone if they talk shit or try and get in between them. God forbid someone hurts Robotnik.

The government knows after a few years, unless they’re new, that both Stone and Robotnik are a weird unit and that Stone must be insane to love him so much. But neither of them give two shits what the government think

[vapolis]

not 2 be that guy but why has no one written the classic hs revenge style IF yet

[the-raging-tempest]

Making up

Zrise and @bearvanhelsing’s Aria

[theimplierrr]

your self-labelling as poly has affected us in the following way you are annoyingggggggggggg

[heartscrypt]

Hii! I have a question about your thoughts on jamiazu.

Do you think that Azul would ever be able to confess any romantic feelings for Jamil? If so, how? And if not, would they be able to get together in any other way?

Sorry if this is a weird question, just curious.

thanks for your question! it is SO not weird at all i really enjoy stuff like this. actually i am going to go on a huge ramble that goes on a little tangent so like. LONG POST AHEAD!!!! be warned!!!!!

anyways. azul is always confessing his romantic feelings for jamil whether he knows it or not. in every interaction. because he's so damn obvious. hope this helps LOL

in all seriousness though. i really like to think that azul is kind of cursed to be a hopeless romantic despite it going against all of his pragmatic sense. i mean. he's a child of divorce who hates leaving things up to chance and he believes in getting something back whenever he gives something away. being head over heels with someone goes against his whole nature, so i think it's definitely a new thing for him. he won't recognize that his feelings are romantic right away because he'll be too busy trying to justify to himself why he's investing so much time and energy into a guy that Clearly wants nothing to do with him and won't give him the time of day. its business, guys, i swear.... stonks.....

i think once he does come to terms with it though. it starts leaking through in Every Interaction he has w/jamil. in every encounter, azul basically ends up saying I Love You without actually ever speaking it out loud. whether it's through his actions (like getting jamil gifts / offering to help out without any genuine expectation of repayment) or or his words (like implying things about them being good together / complimenting jamil excessively). things he did before he realized, but they just have so much more Weight to them now that he Knows he likes the other in a very Non-Platonic-Business-Partners way. he doesn't intend for it to have that emotional weight but its fucking impossible for him to hide and he does NOT know what to do with himself.

he keeps pushing forward regardless because some part of him hopes that his feelings will reach jamil but he also does it with the expectation that jamil will push back like he always has and that's completely fine by him because never actually directly admitting that these feelings are romantic means that the rejections also stay platonic and that is. Way easier to bounce back from. because god forbid jamil sees at who he is behind all the walls he's put up to protect his most vulnerable and emotional self and ends up hating the real azul too.

tl;dr: i don't think azul would go out of his way to make a real, honest confession of his feelings. but he's so obvious it actually hurts to watch

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ok so. as for jamiazu get-together:

maybe im like super biased b/c im a sucker for narratives that involve jamil learning to shake his passivity and going ahead and Taking what he wants. but i always think that any scenario where jamiazu gets together has to be initiated by jamil somehow. azul can make the first move and several moves after that but jamil has to be the one to make the Final move if that makes sense.

i don't have like. one set get-together scenario but i have a couple that i like to rotate in my head sometimes. most of them involve azul being a failgirl and getting caught off guard because i think it's funny and jamil also thinks it's funny. here are two for your viewing pleasure:

azul makes a pass at jamil that is romantic-coded but could be interpreted as platonic. jamil seizes the opportunity to turn it Explicitly into a romantic thing and fluster azul to no end about it.

azul: there's a new tasting menu at the mostro lounge if you'd like to come with me and try, i'd love to see what your discerning palette makes of it ^__^!

jamil, very casually: yeah sure. why not. i'll go on a date with you

azul, who did NOT expect a yes so his head is about to explode in t-minus 5 seconds: oh, uh. that's .fantastic, actually— wait. ....DATE?!?!?;!?

jamil corners azul and admits romantic feelings first. bonus points if it's a situation where any romantic confession would be incredibly out of the blue. and the way that jamil says it is like dropping a bomb on azul

like in potions lab. azul's concentrating very hard on pouring an exact amount of a substance. jamils watching him and at some point out of nowhere he breaks the silence in between them by going "i think i like you. in the romantic sense". azul's concentration snaps immediately and he fumbles the beaker into the cauldron out of sheer WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING. it explodes in both of their faces. they both have no chance to address what jamil said because crewel is chewing them out for the next 15 minutes about lab safety. during the entire 15 minutes azul looks like he's been hit over the head with several bricks. Repeatedly. jamil's smirking the whole time though he dgaf. takes pleasure in flustering azul

anyways. im insane about these guys ♥️ if you stuck around and read the entire post im really sorry for writing so much i just have a lot of thoughts

[pissmoon]

I used to think i find 'romanticism' corny, but what is the point of being with someone who cant celebrate and express and cherish love and takes it for granted and treats it like its not something to be excited about. Fuck off and dont waste my time with this shit. Write a fucking poem right now or dont even bother me!!!!

[papabearbobbynash]

Honestly, I really just hope bucktommy lasts enough to not become the same "Buck rushs into a new relationship without barely knowing his new partner and ends not so well" because so far it's pretty much the same of his previous relationships... except this time the viewers seems way more inclined to not throw "hate first" and fill the gaps with headcanons. If that is because the new LI is a man or because the previous ones were insufferable or both it's tbd.

[cicadaknight]

digital artist in the lotr behind the scenes: the cave troll was the first creature we took to completion

pippin somewhere: your mum would happily take a cave troll to completion

[bunnihearted]

i just hate hate hate society so much!!! i have no idea how im supposed to find a way to live and participate in it. i cant stand a single thing abt it. i hate everyone and everything. and the thing lazy ppl dont wanna admit is that WE are society. we create society, we allow the state to do what it does. we choose this. how am i supposed to "love my neighbor" when they are prtially responsible for what this society is???? there is nothing good abt this. it is a cruel and vicious system built on abusing and taking advantage of the vulnerable and the poor. there are no real rules; rules only apply to the ones at the bottom of the hiearchy while the rich and the powerful get away with anything. nothing is fair or just. rules and laws are only there to keep the poor and vulnerable ones down. if you have nothing you will most likely spend your entire life like that, because there is no playing far in this society. nothing is easy. even if it's hard and you fight for it you'll probably not end up going anywhere. the entire thing is rigged. and everyone chooses to just go with it. we have chosen this. and it sucks and i hate everyone and everything because life is so fucking unnecessarily hard and unfair and if you're born with nothing you'll never have anything. even if you try to play by the rules they've set. the rules are against you. and if you break the rules you're immediately punished. life is nothing but an unjust imprisonment.

[maledictusfotum]

wat do u think he said 🤔🤔

[k-atsukibakugou]

butch supremacy

[rudylloyd]

lmao what the FUCK did I miss, dsaf fandom??