#inventing problems

[zoobus]

God I am so grateful I was an adult by the time geolocation tracking became normal. Prayers out to minors dealing with guardians who think they need your global coordinates at all times. I would dump someone immediately for even suggesting we start sharing our locations. You'll never get me

[clfixationstation]

oh brotherrrr I've probably complained about this before but why do annoying twitter users insist that aruani and eremin shippers are in direct opposition to each other, when most aruanis I know enjoy eremin and vice versa? and when one isn't a fan of the other, they don't tend to constantly rag on the ship they dislike.

from what I've seen, the people who are drawn to armin and understand his character tend to enjoy a variety of armin ships (aruani, eremin, jearmin, arumika, etc.), even if they have one ship they're primarily drawn to. for me, eremin is my primary ship with aruani as a close contender, and I love seeing art and discussion of all sorts of other ships too!

[sapphicdalliances]

there are so many people who keep @-ing me lately who are obsessed with the idea of WWX being this underprivileged victim who suffered unfairly at every turn…

no, he wasn't a "scholarship kid" in contrast to JC being a trust fund kid, his family paid for him to go to college exactly the same as his brother, where he had the confidence to behave with absolutely no regard for consequences; before the war he carried a platinum credit card with JFM's name on it and he had job security from like age 10 as JC's future head of R&D

no, he was never treated as a servant, he was the HEAD DISCIPLE of a top 5 sect and afforded much of the privilege and respect that came with that. after the war he was JC's right hand, being second in the sect only to the sect leader. even in the burial mounds he never did a single chore and in fact got lightly scolded for creating more chores

he wasn't hated by the cultivation world because he was an uppity servant trying to climb beyond his class and making the gentry look bad through his own integrity and righteousness, he was hated because he was extremely powerful and super scary and violated a ton of social taboos and behaved erratically in public and seemed beholden to nobody

like girl… you're thinking of Meng Yao!

[sesamestreep]

it’s wild to me that like every modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes (and by modern I mean “made recently” not “set in modern times”) is like Hell Bent on coming up with a Reason™️ that Watson stays with Holmes and trots around with him on adventures all the time despite the inconvenience and the danger and all, and so it’s like “oh, Watson’s a gambling addict, he loves uncertainty and mystery” or “oh, Watson’s an adrenaline junkie, he gets off on being constantly in danger from criminals” or even like “Watson’s atoning for sins of the past of BEING IN THE WAR by solving crimes with Holmes now” or WHATEVER. And it’s like, girl, maybe he’s just in love! Did you think of that?? Maybe he’s got a crush and it’s making him do stupid things. Maybe he’s just got bad taste and his type is guys who don’t know how to refold newspapers properly but can identify different types of cigar ash by sight, smell, and taste. And wrote a monograph on the subject. Maybe he’s down bad is all. I mean, Keep is simple, stupid!!!

[kivaember]

apparently entrati visited duviri to teach thrax about wally and like, that must've been during drifter's torture olympics via a never ending loop of executions, so im imagining a scenario of like entrati looking over, seeing this poor schmuck trapped in literal hell bc their void powers decided to manifest their own demented purgatory just for them and is like "damn. well anyway."

literally every fucking bad thing in warframe can be linked back to entrati. maybe wally is justified in stalking this man across time and space just saying

[cozylittleartblog]

in light of recent events i'm joining the war on alcoholism. on the side of alcoholism.

(this is a joke. for the record.)

[ravenkings]

obsessed with this letterboxd review of mary beard’s caligula documentary

[gin-juice-tonic]

they should invent takeout that doesnt make you feel irresponsible for purchasing it

[raqi-marr]

in the affini compact playing runescape would be banned. there's no floret cut version of it it's just vaporized outright

[vaguely-concerned]

seeing people claim that lucanis is 'bad representation' is hilarious to me because in so many ways he's really the closest anything has ever gotten to capturing my own personal experience. sorry for being bad real life queer and mental health/neurodiversity representation folks 😔 I'll take time to reflect and do some work on myself and try to do better in the future

[klanced]

shiro is like "i know a guy" about everything but all of his guys are just keith

[yuechicake]

li’s tour of eridia!

(commissioned from iinspirin)

[meanya]

Now seems like a good time to introduce a strategy to all my ADHD peers that I've invented so I wouldn't be Late to everything!

It's called...

✨️ Disaster Time ✨️

You know that feeling when you wait til the last second to do something and THEN it seems like THAT'S when everything goes wrong??? Right when you need everything to go smoothly?

You're thinking "the office is only 10 minutes away, so I'll leave 10 minutes before my appointment time!" And THAT'S when it happens; You forget to brush your hair, you can't find your keys, your wallet is missing, your GPS is glitchy, there's traffic, there's a detour, you hit every red light, there's no parking, you enter the wrong door, you can't find the room, etc. There's always SOMETHING.

I used to get SO MAD when everything would go wrong while I was on a time crunch. It seemed like when I least expected it, suddenly every object that could possibly get in my way would get in my way. I used to think, "The universe is out to get me 😔 No matter what I do, everything is gonna go wrong."

And that's when a switch went off in my mind...

Everything is gonna go wrong when I least expect it to!!!

Therefore -> I should stop being surprised and just. Expect it to!!

Every time!

Hence, the invention of ✨️Disaster Time✨️

Disaster Time (noun) the extra time you alot for disasters.

If you just KNOW something's gonna go wrong and then just PLAN for something to go wrong! Then you'll always be ready for it!

Because something is always is gonna happen, right? Something is always gonna go wrong. You don't know what's gonna go wrong, so instead of hoping nothing goes wrong and then being disappointed when something does go wrong, just alot some Disaster Time!

So you think to yourself "the office is only 10 minutes away, so if I give myself 10 extra minutes of Disaster Time for when The Disaster happens, then I'll leave 20 minutes before my appointment time."

Your assignment's due at midnight? Disaster Time! Make it due at 11:40 to account for when the [internet goes out / file gets corrupt / website doesn't load / grammar errors pop up ]

Your hangout is at 8pm? Disaster Time! Give yourself 10 extra minutes to [find your missing phone / stop and grab some gas / brush your hair / quickly eat a snack]

Work at 9? Disaster time! Leave 15 minutes earlier for when [you spill coffee on your shirt / your car light goes off / you forgot something and have to go back]

People used to tell me to do things "early" but I have adhd and time blindness! "Early" doesn't exist!!! "Early" is an abstract concept! And "early" isn't as motivating as "The Last Second"

So instead, alot a set amount of Disaster Time and adjust your "last second" to account for that pesky inevitable Disaster, and you'll always be on time!

If you EXPECT that everything will go wrong EVERY time and just *account* for that when you plan, then you'll always be on time!

[pearlescentpearl]

today I am amused by the fact all the On Page violations of the Quenya Ban I can remember are coming from the children of Fingolfin

Turgon: the entirety of Gondolin. 'nuff said.

Aredhel: teaches Maeglin under the roof of one of Elu Thingol's own kinsmen, the sheer fucking brass ones

Fingon: making announcements at the Nirn in Quenya with the full expectation all the elves and men there will understand him, implying that the bad bitches of Hithlum have been flouting the Ban thoroughly enough the Hadorians know Quenya as a second or third language

(this implicates Fingolfin too)

I dunno if the Quenya Ban was being upheld anymore in the Havens of Sirion so Eärendil is up in the air, as usual for him

if the Fëanorians were flouting the Ban they were apparently keeping that shit under a tight lid xD

[grubloved]

call out post for my beautiful partner who is on estrogen specifically to sabotage me from ever being able to do anything ever except kiss them where they are getting so so so soft

[hibiscusseaart]

ok but what if Madara snores. You know like 'the dad snore (tm)'. Ofc he doesn't snore on missions, it'd be dead give away of their positions cuz he snores LOUD. He's quiet on missions, very demure very mindful

but at the safe place of his house. damn the house is shaking. Izuna fucking moved out

Madara blames Hashirama, cuz it started after the fucker broke his nose once.