Danny fake guardian angel au
You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.
danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!
cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t
danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth
cw: *shakes his head*
danny:
danny: omg this is a nightmare
cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)
So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u
and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel
Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.
Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying
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huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to
meanwhile danny
Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—
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idk if this sounds good to anyone but would there be interest if i made a discord server for sam fans, specifically with a focus on whump? 🥴
obviously ship-friendly and dark content-friendly and all that too, i’m old school and don’t much care for the fun little pro-censorship thing some corners of fandom got going on rn
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Urusei Yatsura 'One Step' the Squad characters design
They're not really "wow" design, not really that much change except they wearing different clothes and Lum is human sgsgs
I scatered this squad. We can see Lum isn't in same school with the others. While Ataru actually join online school but he always skip it lmao, he thinks Why he need to study anyway? And yea this man is lazy.
Why only Ataru and Lum have game persona? Because Shinobu doesn't play it again while Mendou never touch any game because how busy he is with his family stuff and all so yea. Kinda sacrifice the adventure with them together for the plot 😔
I do planned to draw more of the characters that have yet appear in this au. Maybe. Probably.
So for now I guess I give you little info about them:
Ataru and Lum
Well ofc they're main protagonist, we already know their summary and roles in this au. The story still early so its more focused on their game persona and some bit with their real self in prolog.
They both even though already shared IDs and play game together, they never meet each others. This is one of plot that will be important later for the story.
The disease that Ataru suffers from is a disease that is difficult to cure and he has suffered since childhood, idk because its fiction should I name the disease. Just to be clear he is sick.
Shinobu and Mendou
Mendou has yet appear in this au, he did get mentioned and don't worry he will join the squad.
Shinobu always visit Ataru for time to time, fun fact she date Ataru for a week back then and they broke up because it doesn't work and stay as friends again. There's also Kosuke who always visit Ataru too, he will appear before Mendou later.
Shinobu and Mendou are dance partners after Ataru doesn't active again so Shinobu need to change partner.
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If you care, the next chapter still in progress, no guys I won't abandoned it I HOPE I'm not. I'm just a slow writer sgsgsh
Already have plot and ending so yea all I need is to write it down which is suck cause man... Wdym I need to make them real.
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family blow up. long story but went to my parents' for dinner with my sister and we literally got kicked out, which has never happened before (we are 34 and 36), and over non-personal/idealistic shit at that. my dad said he didn't want to have us over anymore. i feel like i got fucking disowned. i just keep sobbing and can't seem to stop and i keep almost panicking/hyperventilating.
for i think the 3rd time in my life, i'm very glad i have ativan.
update about 2 hours later: i took a day off work tomorrow. my sick time is maxed out anyway, fuck it. i almost didn't cuz i was thinking it would actually be good to be distracted by work tomorrow, but tbh i don't think it'd actually work out like that and i'd just be shitty at my job while still being just as sad and preoccupied.
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someone needs sit louis down and make him watch phantom thread 2017 written and directed by paul thomas anderson because it will give him tips and tricks on how to deal with an annoying spouse/life-partner. every time lestat acts up louis should hand him a glass of poisoned blood and recite the iconic ‘i want you flat on your back. helpless. tender. open with only me to help. and then i want you strong again. you’re not going to die. you might wish you’re going to die but you’re not going to. you need to settle down a little.’ and lestat’s demented self would find it an incredibly erotic and loving experience. phantom threading saves marriages and lives!
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