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yelenabemylova · 2 years

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i can't even explain how much love i have that the only way i can convey it is by biting ugh

#biting is my love language #and it always will be #ybml talks #even when i don't feel like talking #i just want to love #and the way i can show it #is by biting

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squidflavoredsoup · 1 month

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he just appeared in my house

wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat

got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed

#what is this thing #why is it in my house #what does it want from me #if it bites will i get rabies #gravity falls #bill cipher #gravity falls bill cipher #book of bill #roomie cipher #squidflavoredsoup

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swan2swan · 3 months

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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marlynnofmany · 23 days

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Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)

#ai (derogatory)#not to be confused with the list of disturbing examples #those exist too for sure #but this is funny #rickrolling #way to cut corners by not paying actual humans to talk to your customers #there's no way that can come back to bite you #I'm sure the customers enjoyed the helpful video

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lastoneout · 10 months

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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD #beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom #I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU #KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING

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haunted-xander · 5 months

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chomps you affectionately

#touden siblings love language is being open freaks including biting their loved ones #laios touden #kabru #kabru of utaya #< is this how ppl tag him idk i just got here. i have to learn tho he is rotting my brain #labru #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

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eastgaysian · 1 year

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#ordinary photo of yeti #they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down #main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐#babbling

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otto-doctavius · 1 month

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domesticated animal

#jk he still bites #not super happy with how Wade looks but #oh well. it’s just a doodle and I’m tired of messing with it lmao #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool and wolverine #logan howlett #wolverine #deadpool #wade wilson #art tag

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mihotose · 7 months

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always brother

#gemitus #disco elysium #this is the check where harry can deduce annette is biting her nails but tbh what does thinking about killing famous people #have to do with the odds. is he just too distracted by thinking of killing famous people to pay attention

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lovelenivy · 10 months

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mouse bites™

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yourangle-yuordevil · 1 month

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Good Doggos...omens? ❤️

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #dog au #dog form #Crowley is that type of dog that look threatening but will cry if pettet #Aziraphale is all cute and sassy but will bite you if provoked #Also Crowley's little star ball is named Alpha Centauri because all the dog toys need names #COME L'ALEX THE LION DELLA BORA AHAHAH #La Bora è il nostro cane comunque #also Yes those are Ox Ribs and Aziraphale fell into tempation #+ the blue leash next to the one of Aziraphale are of the other “angels”#ciaooo

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cactikoi · 1 month

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This thing. The babybill

#gravity falls #bill cipher #baby bill cipher #the book of bill #spent the whole day on this #I want to bite him in half #needle felting #art

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boabelboo · 2 months

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this is so shit i need [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] mouse bites to live

#bel rants #inspired by that one post. u know the one #house md #mouse bites #hate crimes md #malpractice md #gays anatomy #greg house #anyway! medicine drug will kill patient! he needs mouse bites to live!#tw sui implied

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strawberryxzx · 9 months

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The vampire bites the woman he desires

#vampire #gothic #bram stoker #dracula #gothic subculture #i love vampires #bites

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theeroticlover · 5 months

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deviantplum · 3 months

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The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]

#shitposting #shitpost #consensually obviously #biting #tw biting

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