#is there a good omens shitposting

[performing-personhood]

Because I have precisely two fandoms and enough AuDHD to disrupt a small developing nation, I'm smashing them together in a very Now Kith way and cannot stop.

Trek Omens. Let's talk.

Obviously the boys need to be on Opposing Sides™️ but I can't figure out which two sides they fit into best.

Crowley specifically, since he's got the constitution of a Tootsie Roll Pop. (all crunchy on the outside and will probably cut you, but soft and sweet when you fight through to the middle)

None of the "villain" Trek races seem to fit. Cardassians are too selfcentered and back-stabby. Romulans are sneaky, slimy fuckers with zero empathy. Klingons are entirely too warlordy. He can't be an xB because he hasn't escaped The System. Vulcan/Human is Spirk territory i refuse to infringe upon.

If anyone has suggestions my imagination would appreciate your input

[fenja-art]

Aziraphale is handling his role as archangel just fine.

[crowleys-hips]

[ladybracknellssherry]

Well folks, it happened.

Today I had the talk.

With my therapist.

About Good Omens.

Did I get any advice on how to manage my hyperfixation that has taken over my life to the point that it has become a problem?

No.

Did he pull out his phone and Google "Good Omens" and say "Oh, Neat. There's a lot of famous people in this. Oh, Neil Gaiman! I'll have to watch this."

Why yes, yes he did.

Me:

[hg-aneh]

more of Crowley as Eggman from the Snapcube real time dubs

[ineffably-splendid]

They’re not talking to each other

-St James‘s park, London

[crispyliza]

Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

[foolishlovers]

the sluttiest thing a character can be is crowley in a turtleneck

[idliketobeatree]

i'll give you a boop, anywhere you wanna go.

[genderlessjacky]

i went on tumblr just so everyone can see this

[doomedlemur]

So we all know that Crowley isn't really gay or bi or anything because he's really just Aziraphalesexual, right?

Which means... this is his pride flag.

He would be mortified.

[diavalkitty]

Good Omens season 3 looks gorgeous

[crowleys-hips]

ok i know everyone's analyzed the shit out of the Job minisode. but i think everyone has overlooked this Very Important detail, and it's this:

do you see it?

golden kermit collar

thank you for listening

[missjanedoeblog]

sometimes nepotism gives us gems like Taika Waititi dressed as a pirate calling his children urchins and giving them knives

and my personal favourite, Ty Tennant flirting with Michael Sheen in front of his dad

this is the nepotism I want to see more of.

[hg-aneh]

LET'S NOT DO IT (please!!!)

[belovedroach]

this is the dumbest thing i made. i love it.